Heya. I am Friar Freaking Lawrence (hopefully you have gathered as much). Also known as THiRD, as I am the third Stephanie in my family (but I'm not officially Stephanie Breen III). Basically, I'm a very exuberant person, so let me know if my writing begins to become a little 'unrealistic.'

It's official. The King (queen, actually) has returned. I am back (in black converses)! So, scroll down a bit and read my story, The Story - redundant, huh? Unfortunately, what began as a James/Lily story somehow morphed into a Sirius/OC story, due to my obscene obsession with the most attractive character in the books (true fact). Please read past the prologue, not the entire story is like that. I say this because I fear that people give up after seeing the format. Don't be a quitter. Cuz quitters never win. Unless you're trying to quit an addiction, in which case by all means go for it. However, updates will be slightly sporadic always simply because school, sports, and catching up on my TV shows take up a lot of my time. So, feel free to meander around my profile (and read my story)

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're taller than your mother, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who has ridden their bike into a parked, stationary car that they had already seen, because they were too busy looking at a large Patrick Star plushy doll in a trash can, put this in your profile. (umm, probs only me...)

If you spend more time speaking in Abbreviation than you do English, put this in your profile.

Things not to do at hogwarts:

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

3. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

4. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

5. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

6. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

7. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

8. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

9. I will not call the Defence Against Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

10. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

11. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!".

12. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

13. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

14. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

15. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

16. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

Accounting? I am accounting on you to go to lunch with me.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

LILYandJAMESareCUTE wrote this. I found it in someone's profile and I had to use it. I raise my glass to you, LILYandJAMESareCUTE.

I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

12-22-08

i hope you're all wondering where i've been... and i know i said i'd have a chapter up by xmas... and i was going to too! but then my hardrive crashed... and i don't have my computer... and idk how long it'll be till i get it back. not until after the 5th at the very least... and i'm very sad because the home computer SUCKS... but i'm very sorry. i hope you all have a good holiday season!

1-21-09

I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK!! CHAPTER 7 OF THE STORY IS UP, CHECK IT OUT!!

6-4-09

so i had none revivews last chapter... and i'm out of school now, so maybe u'll get an update... that is if anyone is out there... but that's cool whatever...