Bingo: This was once our big sisters account... but she took life to seriously and went off to university. So we took over! If you dont like us... well nieh!

Trippy: She will be getting her own account soon and she upload her fics and stuff later anyway... and when she does we will let you all know!

Bingo: But we rock better! People have been asking why we took her stuff down... well it's not ours is it!

Trippy: And that would be stealing someone elses work and passing it off as your own... glares

Bingo: Don't look at me! (It was an essay... we both hate them... but I'm the smart one!)

Trippy: So... Yeah!

Bingo: We don't realy like anime an stuff that much... (Speak for yourself!- Trippy) ... so we wont be writing any... so MWAHAHAHA!!

Trippy: Its realy hard to type what your saying you know...

Bingo: Well dont!! STOP IT!! HEY!!!

Trippy: But it gives background information!

Bingo: Grr... All it shows is that youre annoying!

Trippy: And that you bully me!

-Bingo hits trippy upside the head-

Bingo: ARGH!!!!

-Trippy runs in fear of her life-

Note By: Bingo

Howdy partners! This is where you will find rudeness, funnyness and WACKYNESS!!! So enjoy...

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller!!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!