Stars and soldiers, I despise writing profiles... I never have anything to say unless someone else is talking...

Well, here are the facts: I currently go by the names Jabby, Tenne, and (most frequently) Mouse; I'm 24 years old; I grew up in Northern Virginia and live there at present; I've been writing fanfiction (on and off) since the tender age of 14, not counting frivolous attempts throughout my childhood. Fortunately, almost all of my old fanfiction has been lost, deleted, or stolen by space monkeys, so I can pretend that all that drivel was someone else's poor attempt at writing. Only my close friends know just which drivel was mine, and all one of them who still use this website will (probably) be nice and not tell anyone.

Now my primary activities on this website are locating eye-bleeding Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue fics and indulging in the masochistic humor of reading them. If a piece of writing truly hurts my brain, I won't comment on it; usually I only say something if I actually enjoyed it.

Back in my day, oh, so many years ago, I was a groupie of the PPC; to this day, the unorthodox organization remains the standard by which I judge all parody fiction. I'm proud to say that I was on speaking terms with both Jay and Miss Sandman "back in the day" (though, as I was once informed: at my age, there are no 'good old days').

For the sake of filling a little more space in the profile, I fondly direct you to two authors I hold in highest regard. One is Ella Afleck, an old online friend, one of the authors of the SQW series (listed under her name); there's a character in one of those volumes that I collaborated with the authors to create, optimistically "based on me", though I can recall neither her name nor her distinguishing characteristics with any guaranteed accuracy. The second author has been my friend since we attending third grade together; our lively imaginary games were the seed from which grew my insatiable need to write stories, whether fictional or fanfictional, and she remains the only person in my life who understands exactly what I'm talking about when I have absolutely no idea myself. She has established herself online as Rayless Night.

All right! I'm finished! Finished! If you require further information about me, then look me up in the encyclopedia; when you don't find me there, send me a PM or gaze into the nearest convenient crystal ball or something.