Good morning Starshine, the earth says...well, nothing, because the earth itself doesn't have a mouth per se and, if it did, we'd all be eaten--or its voice would be so loud we'd all go deaf. But, I digress.

I'm Abby, or "TheQueenOfCrazy" on Quotev but, as that title was cruelly ripped from my arms, I am now an Empress because; life choices.

A little about me...I'm a Potterhead(I even know Sirius Black's birthday by heart), I love Narnia, Oz, Gallifrey, Wonderland, and all those beautiful mythical places that elude me. I'm random, basically bonkers, and an Australian-Aboriginal pom. I like whip cream right out of the can, long walks to--well, nowhere, because long walks are my nemesis, and I swear my veins are full of cola.

I'm 20 in June, which is really a horrendous mistake S.H.I.E.L.D's too busy to rectify(where's ole' Nicky when you need him?), and I have an entire rant about how Loki needs more hugs and Odin was let off easy.

That's just about it, 'cause I'm lazy and it's 2 AM down under(do people even really say that outside of stereotypical adaptations? Because I'm an Aussie and I've never heard the term in modern day society; then again, humans scare me...), so Fairfarren!

"I've noticed very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye"

Temperance(Bones)Brennen

"Give her hell from us, Peeves!"

Fred and George Weasley

"Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is."

Percy Jackson

"You betray me and I will kill you."

"Betray him and I will kill you."

"If you even think about betraying him..."

"You'll kill me? Evidentally, there'll be a line."

Thor: Dark World

"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?"

Captain Jack Sparrow

"Make love, not war. Unless your Loki, in which case: Do what you want."

Tom Hiddleston

"I am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves"

Diana, Wonder Woman

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff"

Dr Who, 10

"I solemly swear that I am up to no good"

The Marauders

"A chasm reminds us that there is a fine line between bravery and idiocy"

Divergent

"Figures. Survive a forest fire, helicopter crash, and killer eels, only to slip on a rock"

Corey Carling, The Calling

"Have I gone mad?"

"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."

Alice in Wonderland

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"

The Wizard Of Oz

"Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how would it be if you came and had tea with me?"

Mr Tumnus

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath. Do your research"

Sherlock

"After all this time?"

"Always"

Severus Snape

"It's good to meet you, Dr Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

The Avengers

"Hakuna Matata"

Lion King