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Joined 03-26-07, id: 1246113, Profile Updated: 09-09-15
Author has written 20 stories for Robin Hood BBC, Psych, Pretender, NCIS, Star Trek: 2009, Stargate: SG-1, Suits, Harry Potter, Big Bang Theory, Teen Wolf, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Misc. Tv Shows.

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The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11911 - Favs: 11,605 - Follows: 9,789 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tone by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Epithet by DawnieS reviews
She'd listen with abated breath to the nicknames others gave her, hoping she'd find the answers in them. In all her short life, she'd been called many different things, and she was determined that at least one of them would fit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Four at the Thousand Faces by Morgan Stuart reviews
John, Sherlock, Lestrade, and Mycroft are heroes, whether they realize it or not. And there is a certain journey that all heroes are entitled to make. Note: Bracketed numbers in the text correspond to endnotes that identify the various references.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Ten Facts About Fitzwilliam Darcy by Peradan reviews
Everything we always knew about Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Holiday Spirit by spinlight reviews
A story about how the relationship of Sam and Freddie evolves over the course of a year at different holiday functions.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Four Cups of Tea and a Waffle Iron by LithiumDoll reviews
Mozzie and Elizabeth bond over tea whilst Peter, Neal and Hughes find themselves in the middle of the worst timed robbery ever.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Four Times Hardison Told His Nana He Was Sorry by LJC reviews
Sometimes, a geeky fanboy has to do what a geeky fanboy has to do.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alec H. - Complete
The Last Bell by spinlight reviews
Carly and Sam have something they want to tell Freddie after the last bell on the first day of junior year. Hints of Creddie and Seddie. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
part of the process by irnan reviews
or, Jim Kirk is like gravity, in a way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
By Any Other Name by moogsthewriter reviews
Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time by Jedi Buttercup reviews
In some ways, she's been bracing herself for this call from the day Jimmy was born.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
General Orders by Lizzie DiNozzo reviews
A not-so random attack on a Georgetown street leaves Tony fighting for his life and Gibbs and the team at a loss for what to do. Features the whole team minus Shepherd/Jimmy Palmer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
broadway and seventh by irnan reviews
The subways in New York are still running after over two centuries, and they're a tourist attraction in their own right these days. Sam Kirk just wants off them.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The Wonderboy Conundrum by Spectral Scribe reviews
Leonard discovers a new talent, but he's not sure what to do with it. One shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Ten Partners and Seven Years by LeDiz reviews
Tony has worked with Gibbs for seven years. In that time he's had ten partners, with a personality to match each one. You really would've thought one would outlast him sooner or later.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Different for Girls by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Above Alt Else by SunRei reviews
An alternate universe retelling of the fateful meeting between Clark Kent and Lois Lane. If you think you know the secret, think again...
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,020 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
5 Ways he Probably Didn't get Hired by LeDiz reviews
Five Ways that Tony DiNozzo probably didn't get hired by Agent Gibbs and NCIS. Fifth Way: You'd think it would be more glamourous than In the Meantime.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Two Years too Long by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Tony realizes he’d stayed too long and that maybe he’d never had the chance to walk away even if he could. Set in Twilight and Kill Ari, Part One.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
Permission Granted by annsan reviews
A case brings the team its worst nightmare again. Character exit of the permanent kind tissue warning. Previously posted to the NCIS archive
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
In A Name by LithiumDoll reviews
[Burn Notice] The first time you introduce yourself, your name is all you are.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Found in Translation by Sequitur reviews
In which Tony gets hit on the head and starts speaking in tongues. Metaphorically, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Avonlea's Brightest Son by Laurie1 reviews
The events of Anne of Green Gables from the perspective of Gilbert Blythe. After returning from three years out west, Gilbert's life had finally returned to normalcy. But then the arrival of a certain red-headed orphan turns it upside-down...
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
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Oh, Shania reviews
The five dates that got Lily to James. (Alternatively: Five nights juxtaposition really does James some favors.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Imprint reviews
Lily Evans is the protagonist of the hugely popular comic franchise 'M'. She just doesn't know it. James Potter would really like it if he could stopped being pulled into his mother's fictional universe and a good night's sleep. Is that too much to ask? (Super loose 'W' retelling, don't expect a lot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Bright reviews
Six months after his wife dies Sungmin gets a phone call he really should have been expecting. (A look at why that epilogue could have happened, not that one but the other one.) - Age of Youth (Post S2) 청춘시대
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Complete
Without You reviews
Percy is missing. Again. Maybe. Except not at all. Either way it's all Poseidon's fault and Annabeth has had it up to here with the gods. (What happens when our Percy is replaced with Darkest-Timeline!Percy overnight? And just what makes his timeline so damn dark?)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
90909 reviews
A long time ago we used to be friends…Stiles is Veronica Mars, Lydia is Logan Echolls, the world is aware of the supernatural and tying people to flagpoles is mean...
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Scott M., Allison A., Stiles S., Lydia M.
Ebb reviews
Milestones aren't anniversaries but they exist all the same. (Stiles hits an odd distinction in his life without his mother) - Sciles friendship, Stydiaish, Vague post 5B references -
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Scott M., Stiles S., Lydia M., Claudia S. - Complete
Not Like That reviews
It's five years later and one of the new ones asks, this is why she hates baby-sitting duty. (A young pack member asks Malia about Stalia). Post-series Stydia
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Malia T. - Complete
The Kindergarten Commoditization reviews
It's evolution, so it only makes sense that she would be an improvement upon her parents. Of course this would also imply Leonard had done something right. So the hypothesis needs work. Sheldon and Leonard's daughter
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sheldon C.
Break reviews
(excerpt) Petunia shares a cigarette the night before her wedding outside of her parent's house with a wizard of all people. And he doesn't know what he's bloody well talking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Petunia D. - Complete
Purely Speculative reviews
It's just...he's so good at everything else. short Jenny POV of Mike prior to ep 3
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jenny G., Mike R.
Observationally Observing the Observers reviews
They say the devil is in the details. And if you ever want to learn a thing about Jim Kirk you'd better be ready to get acquainted. Understanding the captain through observation... - Ch 2 Spock finds more puzzling contradictions in Kirk's behavior
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - J. Kirk
Tell Me You're Lying, Then Maybe I Can Listen reviews
The mother once warned, "My child the worst of monsters come out in the light." And the mother was never wrong. Shawn is missing in action when a serial killer hits Santa Barbara. And worse the killer is calling for their psychic by name.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,772 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Shawn S.
Eight Minutes and Thirty Seven Seconds reviews
How long does it take it take for the whole world to fall apart? Sometimes it takes a moment, an hour, a day. And sometimes it takes eight minutes and thirty-seven seconds.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Five By Five reviews
Five Things fics centered around Tony. Some angst, some humor and sometimes simultaneously Ch. 1 Five voicemails he hasn’t deleted.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tony D.
The Things She Knows reviews
She isn’t sure of much. Though there are things she knows. They just never realized how much. Post series, possible AU. Ch2 Companion Piece, She's never been less sure in her life, but somehow she knows more than she ever did before.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury reviews
Crack!Fic. Don’t anger the gods, they know where you live. No seriously. They have rolodexes and everything.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Of Roses, Machine Gun Fire and Kleptomaniacs reviews
They say there is power in a name. drabble like
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - D. Jackson - Complete
Raunchy Old Women Still Love Tea reviews
Bottom line she was interesting. Her life had been well lived, well loved. The kind of past he hoped to look back on, but was more than sure he wouldn't. Tonycentric, Oneshot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
But, When Have I Been Wrong? reviews
Instead of weaseling, dramatically inserting, or simply persisting his way into a case our favorite fake begs to know, "Dude, seriously! How many times have I been wrong?" challenge response, Elfgirl's I'm ALWAYS Right!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
It Takes reviews
Long after the settled dust has been swept someone must stand-in for their fallen queen... post S2 finale, short fic, semi speculative, more than a quarter pure imagination
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete