xirtadar
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Joined 03-31-07, id: 1249982, Profile Updated: 04-02-10
Author has written 10 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
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The Lima Bean Revue reviews
Slash. ChaseJack. Can Jack and Chase's relationship survive an underage brothel and Wuya's disdain?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Jack, Chase
Christmas at the Lair reviews
Slash. Chase x Jack. All Jack wants to do is celebrate Christmas. Good luck with that, kiddo.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Yuletide, 1420 SR reviews
Slash. Sam x Frodo. Unrequited feelings lead to an awkward Christmas morning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Hobbits Across America reviews
[Slash] [SamFrodo] We're writing SamFrodo in all 50 states. Is it awful? You bet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Protection reviews
[Slash] [ChaseJack] A trip to the drugstore to buy condoms illustrates the problems in a relationship.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
The Parasol of Prettiness reviews
[Slash] [EveryoneJack] A kooky new Shen Gong Wu gets Jack in a crazy mess. Hilarity ensues! Also Mpreg. We're trying to get every Xiaolin Showdown fandom cliche into one story, basically. Also, sex.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Jack
Luthien Tinuviel reviews
[Slash] [SamFrodo] Merry brings Frodo a cat, much to Sam's dismay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Knee that Launched a Thousand Ships reviews
[Slash] [SamFrodo] The first parody we ever wrote. Basically Frodo and Sam have sex. We were trying to use an entire set of random phrases, which are pretty easy to spot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Roleplay reviews
[Slash] [SamFrodo] Sam and Frodo decide to spice up their sex life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Demons of the Secret Moonstone Papaya reviews
[Slash] [HarryDraco] [RonHarry] A potions accident causes Draco to gain a vagina and detention ... with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete