August, 1944. Paris will be destroyed. This is the order, and Germany will follow it because he must and his loyalties are at stake. Resistance!France arrives with a proposal not only to liberate himself, but Germany - all of it - as well.

(Ch 7) Reunification, a house, a dog. East Germany is saved; West Germany explains his submission. The bell tolls. Complete!

Summer 1992. America calls Prussia with an interesting idea for his upcoming visit to America's house with Germany. Prussia comes up with an interesting way to pitch it to Germany. Germany has a headache. Germany's headache goes away by the end of it. (The internet is for porn.)

Summer 1989. The Berlin Wall may be about to fall, but that's not the only wall to surmount. Love, loss, fear, and self-hate block more than stone ever could. Lots of flashbacks. Consensual Germancest, NON-CON France/England/Germany. America/Germany in the second chapter. Historical notes at the end.

(Chapter 2 update.) May 1945. In the Reichstag, Russia meets Prussia and "introduces" him to the Red Army; Prussia would normally refuse (pain? ha, he's so old he invented the term), but his weak spot is in the shape of his fleeing little brother. Russia knows how to shoot between the plates of Prussia's armor. CONTAINS SERIOUSLY NON-CONSENSUAL ACTIVITY.

1948-1949: the Berlin Airlift. America's pilot meets Germany's mechanic, and the basis for German/American relations starts to rebuild itself with the dropping of candy bombs. Dom!Germany, Sub!America. Copious historical notes at the end. Companion fic/sequel to "This Stupid War," but you don't have to read that one to get this one.

March 19, 1945. The war is so close to over America can taste it. He and his men are crossing the Rhine, when Nazi Germany suddenly shows up and surrenders... or, at least, Ludwig does. Hitler isn't ready to throw in the towel yet, but Germany doesn't want to die. WARNING: NON-CON WATERSPORTS INVOLVED. Please read note at the end.

Omegaverse human AU. In which HR professional alpha!Arthur and contract worker omega!Alfred meet and then end up violating every workplace decency rule imaginable. Or at least they do in Arthur's head. Rated M currently for Arthur's dirty thoughts. Chapter 4: In which Ivan offers his assistance. Sort of.

Unsurprisingly, America likes drinking coffee in Toronto. Surprisingly, he figures out he doesn't mind tea in Zurich, either. AmCam, UK/US. UK/CAN implied so heavily it obviously exists.

A new world order post WWII with new leaders and a new balance of power. US/UK, and very much in that order. Dub-con-ish, BDSMish. You know. Politics as usual. Companion fic to "December 8, 1940."

A day that didn't live in infamy. The development of Lend-Lease, and sex. Historical premises involved and fully exploited. US/UK. Enjoy. Companion to "The Anglo-American Loan."

Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.

February 28th, 1815. The Treaty of Ghent has been signed; the militia have gone home, the war of 1812 is over. America invades Canada a second time, but with different intent. Uh, I just reloaded the second chapter. Hopefully it appears this time!

After Draklor, Balthier is in Archades and in trouble. Like a gentleman, Jules helps him out. Like an Archadian, he makes Balthier pay for services rendered. Jules/Balthier, and very much in that order.

The Bahamut has fallen. The aftermath includes shrapnel, sex, heat, and rabbits, in no particular order of importance. Fran/Balthier.

In which Balthier gets confused and there are far too many storm elementals for comfort. Also, the explosion in the Pharos gives Vaan abilities he'd rather not have. Also also, Balthier/Vaan. Enjoy!

Post PotS. The killing devices weren't the only thing Blayce the Gallan had up his sleeve. "If that's all it takes to be a legend, legends are made from baskets of lies." Chapter 7 and epilogue. Complete!