Hey hipster, how's it going? Obviously, you've taken the time to visit my profile page, which is much appreciated. I would like to apologize for my inactivity, you see, I've somewhat grown out of writing fanfiction since I realized that I rarely have the patience to do any of the lovely ideas in my head justice. Therefore, I am sorry for not living up to expectations which I expect you expected of me, and I expect you have learned to expect these expectations to be fullfilled by someone else.