VolzotanSmeik
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Joined 05-28-07, id: 1287673, Profile Updated: 12-05-07
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I'm a fanfic writer and a fan of Anime, Horror and English Lit. As a student of English Literature, I believe that stories are one of the most important things in the world and should be treated as such. English is just as important as Math or Science. I love Manga, especially Naruto, Hellsing, Azumangah Daioh and InuYasha. I'm also fond of Quentin Tarantino movies and the novels of Shirley Jackson, Daphne DuMaurier and Saki.

My name comes from the 'Zamonia' books by Walter Moers. They're brilliant, but hardly anyone in the English-speaking world seems to have read them. Got Rumo?

I'm primarily writing for Naruto. I do slash and het sometimes, but I usually stick to gen, sometimes with a horror theme. I'm particularly obsessed with Akatsuki, Kirigakure and the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. My favourite characters are Naruto, Sakura, Gai, Tsunade, Ino, Kisame, Suigetsu and Karin.

Pairings of choice:

HET
NarutoSakura
OrochimaruTsunade
ShinoHinata
SaiIno
YamatoSakura
LeeSakura
ShinoIno
SuigetsuKarin
ShikamaruTayuya
IbikiAnko
JiraiyaTsunade

SLASH
KisameItachi
TobiDeidara
NarutoSasuke
GaiKakashi
ZetsuTobi
TobitoKakashi
KisameDeidara

QUOTE

'No, literature isn't eternal,' he cried. 'It's a thing of the moment. Even if you made books with pages of steel and diamond letters, they would some day crash into the sun and melt, together with our planet. Nothing is eternal, least of all in art. It doesn't matter how long an author's work continues to glimmer after his death. What matters is how brightly it burns while he's still alive.' - the Shadow King The City of the Dreaming Books by Walter Moers

'Art is a Bang!' - Deidara
Naruto by Mashashi Kishimoto

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The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7306 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Apolaustic by Glow in the Rain reviews
What might have happened if Sasuke had not been the first person Deidara and Tobi had run into. [Possible spoilers past chapter 354, vague hinting of DeiSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Origami Malarkey by Nymbis reviews
Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Son of my Enemy by Hermonthis reviews
AAxI - Alucard hated him. Hated him. Integral Hellsing rested her chin on the back of her hands, stared at her servant over her moon spectacles and stated, "I'm pregnant." An exercise in history repeating itself.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2007 - [Alexander, Integra] Alucard - Complete
Sucker punches by Unprofound reviews
A take on Vic Vega's view of Mr Pink, the Cabot family, and that cop he's driving around with. And Mr Pink has never really hit a guy like that before now.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
To be a Mist Swordsman reviews
A young Suigetsu meets Kisame for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Kisame H., Suigetsu H.