aloha! im angela. i'm kind of crazy and i love it. i love music and my piano is like my baby. i can't go anywhere if i lost my cell phone. if i did, i would litterally freak out. i have this strange craving for goldfish all the time. i have great best friends. (: i believe that the jonas brothers own your face. i love vanessa hudgens style. but i should probably go now to peace out girl scout!

Random conversations with friends and family.

Me: You know you're friends a blonde when she thinks Meow Mix is a CD for cats.

Ashley: (she's a blonde) Well isn't it?

Me: Oh god Ashley.

Dad: Didn't Zac Efron sing that song in Lipstick?

Me: You mean Hairspray?

Mrs. David (english teacher): What is it called when you are comparing two things?

Ashley: Ratio?

Me: Wrong class Ashley. That's math.

Joanna (my sister): Angela, you're like Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' love child

Me: Well actually I learn stuff about them from other people. So I'm not the only love child.

Joanna: So Zac and Vanessa are like Adam and Eve?

Turner: Oh my god, let's go get matching Zac Efron icons!

Me: Oh my god, okay!

A few minutes later

Turner: okay which one are we getting?

Me: wait, you were serious?

Dad: Angela, you probably know Zac Efron's underwear size.

Me: what? yeah right. (cough) medium (cough)

(Weird looks from Dad)

Me: I WAS KIDDING!

Listening Ladies Choice

Dad: that's so Drew.

Me: Dad, would you stop it. That is Zac.

Then Dance with me starts playing

Dad: that's so Zac.

Me: DAD!

Me: (Telling Dad the whole plot of HSM 2)

Dad: Angela, when you actually watch the movie, it's going to be a total bore since you know everything that's going to happen anyway.

Me: Not really Dad. I like to see it all in action.

Megan: Rachel W. was saying how annoying you two were when you guys were talking to each other...

Me: (Whispers to Laurel) I thought you were friends with Rachel...

Laurel: (whispers back) me too.

instant message

Emily: I don't think Zac and Vanessa look cute together.

Me: (chokes on water) ohh okayy

Emily: I think he looks better with Hillary Duff with brown hair

Me: (chokes on water again) ohh cool What is this girl thinking?

Joanna(sister): Word to our mother!

Me: you know who? Barney?

Jackie: yes Barney is in love with me and I'm in love with Barney too, Angela

Me: Aww you guys can have like dino babies

Mom: wait, you got black nail polish?

Me: yeah

Mom: okay, just don't go to the dark side

Me: Mom, i'm not gothic

Laurel: OMG Zac Efron straightened his hair in this picture!

Ashley: (whispers to me) How does she know that?

Me: (whispers back) i don't know. and i thought i was bad

Laurel: Caitlin is mad at us...

Me: Why?

Laurel: Because we got medium icees

Me: Oh god when you thought stuff like that couldn't get anymore stupid, it just got STUPIDFIED!

Jeffrey: (looks at me) hey babe

Me: (give him weird looks)

Jeffrey: I was talking to Carl!

A few days later

Jeffrey: (looks at me again) hey babe

Carl: You're always talking to me

Jeffrey: Well maybe i'm not talking about you (winks at me)

Me: (whispers) oh wow, that's awkward

Carl gets kicked out of honors math

Carl: Bye everyone!

Person in class: dude, we're going to see you in like 20 minutes

Carl: I love Zac Efron's hair

Carl: Hey can you ask Angela out for me?

Magda: I don't have her number

Carl: Oh, well then can you ask out Ashley for me?

Me: Dad, there were weird guys looking at me

Dad: I'll kick their ass

Me: (gives dad a high five) YEEAH!

Playing HSM DVD game with Laurel and Ashley

(i was winning) Ashley: You know what Angela? Me and Laurel are teaming up against you!

Me: Okay

(i lost) Ashley: HAH! You lost!

Me: Okay...Congrats guys

Ashley: god, why do you have to be such a good player?

Alex rating all the girls

Alex: I'll give Angela a 7 because you got that whole asian thing going on.

Me: Okay...

Dad: so what does Drew do in High School Musical 2?

Me: nothing. he's not in it

Dad: Yes he is. He's the voice-over for Vanessa

Me: DAD!!

Preston: Are you married?

Miss DuCarpe: No but i'm not interrested

Me: Dad, you need to do this or i'm going to look stupid.

Dad: Well there's no stopping that

Me: oh..wait HEY!

James: Would we get extra credit if we found our vocabulary words in the dictionary (if you don't get it, Mrs. Ledet gives us extra credit if we find our vocabulary words in books, newspapers, etc.)

Mrs. Ledet: No. I already adressed that.

James: So someone else asked that? So i'm not the only stupid one in this class!

Mrs. Ledet: No i adressed that so no one would ask that question. So you are stupid.

Alex: Did you watch High School Musical 2?

Me: Wait you actually watched it?

Alex: Yeah because Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are in it. They're hot. Especially Vanessa

Me: Well good luck because she's already taken, by Zac Efron. You would have to fight with him for her.

Alex: He's going down...

Me: I know the perfect song for you, Ashley

Ashley: What?

Me: Fabulous

Ashley: No way! I'm not spoiled like that. We're only just both blonde.

(Lauren comes up to Ashley)

Lauren: Ashley, you kinda look like Sharpay!

Me: HAH! I told you!

Mrs. Ledet: This situation in this story is almost like... ok it's like Nick was married to Laurel

Laurel: Wow.

Mrs. Ledet: but he had a baby with Angela

Me: WHAT?

(whole classes laughs)

Bobby (8th grader): Can you guys be quieter?

Mrs. Ledet: Sorry Bobby but we just found out that Nick was married to Laurel while having a baby with Angela

Bobby: Huh?

During class a little later,

Me: Nick, I'm ashamed of you. Why didn't you tell me that you were married? Don't you care for me and your daughter?

Nick: Wait who said we had a daughter? I want a son.

Me: No way. I'm the mother of the child. Think of my feelings.

Nick: I'm the father!! THINK OF MY FEELINGS! I MEAN I JUST HAD A CHILD!!

During another class

Laurel: Angela, why did you do that? I mean i thought we were friends.

Me: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS MARRIED?

Mrs Earles: I'm going to give the top lockers to the taller people. Who else wants a top locker?

Preston: Me!

Nick: Preston, you can't even reach the middle lockers.

Me: Amanda, did you hear that Lance from NSync is gay?

Amanda: I know. It's random

Me: I used to have a crush on him when i was little.

Amanda: Angie, we all did.

Ms. Wilson: What is a word you kids use these days?

Preston: TRIPPIN!

Ms. Wilson: Okay, YOU THINK I'M THE ONE TRIPPIN. YA'LL THE ONE TRIPPIN!

Reading Walk Two Moons with Mrs. David

Mrs. David: Okay how does you think Ben is like? Let's see i'm going to pick a girl. Angela

Me: I think he's a stalker

(Whole class laughs)

Mrs. David: Okay wrong girl. Zaida

Zaida: He really likes Salamanca and he like almost kissed her and followed her

Me: STALKER!

Instant message

Me: I seem to get a lot of weird dreams lately

Emily: Lol, like what

Me: Well last night i was Vanessa Hudgens best friend. And then another night i dated Joe Jonas

Emily: OMG. what was being bff's with Vanessa like?

Me: Short. Really Short

Emily: No really

Me: Well it was fun. And then i went with her and zac and felt like third wheel

Emily: Oh i hate that.

Me: Yeah me too.

Intercom: Would the person who owns a white chevy please take their car and park somewhere else

Preston: Mrs. Ledet, i have to go get my car

Jay: You can't even look over the steering wheel

Miss Wilson: Okay let's see i'm going to pick! You. Wait let me guess your name...Um Lisa

Me: No

Miss Wilson: Mariah

Me: No

Miss Wilson: Rebecca

Me: No

Miss Wilson: Tiffany

Me: NOO!

Ashley: Just because i got the Blonde of the Year Award doesn't mean i'm THAT blonde

Me: Yes it does

Mariah: I'm not short, i'm jusy vertically challenged.

Kayla: Your workbook is different than mine

Me: Woah, it is. (Raises hand) Ms. DuCarpe, my workbook is different.

Ms. DuCarpe: Oh does anyone else have (such and such) book?

Class: No

Ms. DuCarpe: Apparently your book was only for the slower kids

(Whole class laughs)

Jeffrey: Maybe it wasn't a mistake

Alex: CAN...YOU...UNDERSTAND...WHAT...I'M...SAYING...?

Me: Shut up Alex

Me: Dad, who do you think is cuter, Eli or Peyton Manning?

Dad: I don't know and i don't care

Me: Oh you're no fun.

Driving and passing by a mall

Dad: Oh golf store!

Joanna: Nike!

Me: umm, Dentist!

Emma: I hate my dad

Me: That's terrible to say, Emma. Why do you say that?

Emma: Well i wasn't really feeling well so i started complaining to my dad and he refused to not let me go to school.

Me: Well my dad isn't like that. I love my dad. He's funny.

Emma: I know i love your dad too. Can we switch?

Me: Um no thanks. I'll stick with my current dad

Later that day

Me: Dad, all my friends love you and they want to switch dads with me.

Dad: (acts bored) uh huh.

Me: Dad, this is unfair. You're more popular than me.

Michael: Why do we have english as a class?

Mrs. Ledet: So you won't sound like idiots

Me: Too late

Jay: You know how it says on the board 'Why are you smiling?' Well my sister's boyfriend has a thing on his car that says smiling is the second best thing to do with your mouth

Mrs. Ledet: You don't tell a teacher that, Jay!

Claire: Let's face it. Jay's never going to get married.

Mrs. Ledet: Yes he will. The first girl he kisses

Jay: No I won't

Mrs. Ledet: Why not?

Jay: My mom

Mrs. Hite: You, kids, are the generation of the future

Zaida: We're the kids of the future

Me: Woa-oh

Me: Okay Dad, i finally got mom to say that the jonas brothers were cute. Now you have to say it

Dad: Only if you get me a coke

comes back with coke

Me: fine here's your coke. now say it. SAAAAY ITT!

Dad: They're wonderful

Me: Who's wonderful?

Dad: The jonas brothers

Me: and??

Dad: They're beautiful

Me: Thank you. See that wasn't so hard?

Alex: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you tequila; you party.

Me: From the wise words of Alexander Paul Jochum

Me: Dad, did Michael Jackson ever go through puberty?

Dad: Yeah, and he still is.

At our school fair

Me: (Buys a smoothie)

Turner: Can i have some? (I nodd and he drinks some)

Walt: I want some too! (Yanks smoothie from Turner and drinks some. Turner and I look at him strangely) What?

Turner (whispers to me): Yeah he's different

Walking around at the fair

Turner: Ahh, i see my cousin run for it!

Walt (comes from behind us): Oh, is that Peter? I love Peter!

Turner: Oh god Walt. First you drink Angela's smoothie after me and then you love my cousin. I'm starting to get worried with you, Walt.

Me: Hey, I tried to text you earlier but you didn't answer. Did you get a new number because you got a new cell phone?

Turner: Well actually...I dropped my cell phone in the toilet.

Me: You're telling me that you dropped your new cell phone that you got for christmas in the toilet?