horacethepighide bio
Author has written 22 stories for X-overs, Justice League, Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Wonder Woman, Scooby Doo, Death in Paradise, Mary Poppins, and Tudors. I am a 42 year old British civil servant. Long interested in the crossover, I have decided to try my hand at writing for the genre. Please note that it helps to read my linked stories in the following order: 1. Storybrooke 90 2. Storybrooke and Amazons 3. Operation Calypso 4. Spectre of Vengeance 5. Busman's Holiday 6. Runaway Wizengamot 7. Serpents in Paradise 8. Danger From the Depths 9. Fire and Brimstone 10. Exile and Return 11. The Secret of the Golden Porpoise 12. The Sea Dragon Strikes 13. Child of Mine 14. Bother at the Bank My remaining stories Joyous Hours (WIP), The Reminiscences of a Muggle Correspondent and Take a Pair of Soft Brown Eyes, are anthologies. All of these stories take place in a Unified Storyverse. |
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Requiem in Stellaris by Argonaut57 reviews
A single code blazes across Federation space. "Bad Wolf". As newly-promoted Admiral Picard takes command of the first fleet to face the enemy, he is not alone. The WarLord called the Major joins Picard. The Doctor and the Deacon seek unlikely allies. Meanwhile the enigmatic Seeker and his immortal allies hunt for six Stones and a Gauntlet. (Some strong language - because Deadpool).
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 10/2 - Data, J. Picard, W. Riker, 13th Doctor - Complete
Old Game, New Players by Argonaut57 reviews
Sent to investigate the loss of a Federation survey vessel, Captain Picard and the Enterprise-E are caught up in a centuries-old conflict between unknown civilisations. To prevent the Federation being dragged into the conflict, Picard must uncover the roots of an ancient rivalry that threatens to engulf the Galaxy. His ally - the enigmatic and irascible Major.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 6/24 - Complete
A Big, Beastly, Problem by Argonaut57 reviews
Ron and Hermione Weasley always get the weird ones. comes of him being so powerful and her being so clever! So an unprovoked attack on a wizard village finds them following up on giant Golems and descendants of Ghengis Khan. A second attack triggers a response nobody expected when they find the,selves allied with the mighty Godzilla!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/12 - Complete
The Last WarLord by Argonaut57 reviews
The Doctor and her companions find themselves in an experimental undersea base on early 21st Century Earth. At first it seems oddly empty. Then the bodies start turning up. Before long they are caught up in the threat posed to Humanity by a fanatical scientist and the human-hating Sea-Devil, General Tussq. The appearance of the enigmatic Major only complicates matters!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7 - Complete
Flight of the Vigilant by Argonaut57 reviews
In the dying days of 2155, the United Earth frigate 'Vigilant' is ambushed and destroyed on the edges of known space. The only survivors are a shuttle crew under the command of Lieutenant (jg) Diana Grassington. Under-supplied and unarmed, they begin the three-year trek to friendly space. Survival is unlikely, until they encounter a ship unlike any they have seen before...
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Complete
Freddy in Christmasland by Model Builder reviews
Freddy Krueger died in 1968. So, why didn't he begin killing kids in their dreams until 1981? Alive, Freddy stalked and murdered children under 10. Why did he switch to preying on teenagers as an undead dream killer? And why the Christmas sweater? Could a visit to Christmasland have had something to do with it . . . ?
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & NOS4A2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28 - Freddy K., Charlie M., Millie M. - Complete
The Adventure of Mr White and Mr Black by Argonaut57 reviews
Mr White is a laconic and dangerous protector of the weak. Mr Black is a ruthless vigilante, a cold killer of those the law cannot touch. One man, or two? Who is he? Who are they? What is their agenda? That is the enigma Sherlock Holmes must unravel if he is to prevent Victorian London from falling into a spiral of lawlessness and brutal gang war.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Complete
Regina and Cersei: A Clash of Queens by Model Builder reviews
When Henry Mills came to the aid of a girl being abused by her boyfriend at school, it touched off a confrontation between Storybrooke and its new neighbor, the Unincorporated Municipality of Winterfell, leading to a showdown between Queen Regina and Queen Cersei.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,876 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Cersei L., Joffrey B., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Change in the Rules by Argonaut57 reviews
What happens when everything you know, all the rules you've ever lived by, who you are and what you do is suddenly taken away? Four Daleks, stranded on the Discworld, need to find out!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Complete
The Mark of Nyarlathotep by Argonaut57 reviews
On the Eve of May, 2006, and English Auror walks the streets of ancient and witch-haunted Arkham. A trail of madness, murder and ancient lore has brought Harry Potter here. On an uninhabited island in the Miskatonic River, he is about confirm his worst suspicions about the source of Voldemorts' power, and origin of the Dark Mark.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Complete
The Last Harvest by Argonaut57 reviews
The Galaxy is now at open war, and Babylon Five is the command centre for the Council races. Commander Vega leads a team in the final assault on HYDRA, while the fleets of the allied species move to counter the shadows and the vorlons. That leaves one last, vital mission for the Warsworn and their leader, the Grey Warden, once known as Commander Shepard.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2019 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Complete
Too Many Motives by Argonaut57 reviews
When a drive-by shooting an a hotel leaves three people dead, including a British crime boss, the governor insist that Five-0 have a British liaison. Steve McGarrett thinks he has the ideal person. A veteran British police detective on holiday in Honolulu. Detective Chief Inspector Vera Stanhope thinks this shower need sorting out!
Crossover - Hawaii Five-0 & Vera - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Complete
The White Wolf and the Darkspawn by Argonaut57 reviews
Defending a remote village against a Darkspawn attack, Duncan the Grey Warden receives unexpected aid in the shape of two warriors named Ser Elric and Ser Moonglum. But is the strange albino with the howling black sword an apostate mage, or something else, something unknown?
Crossover - Book X-overs & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2019
When the Shadows Fall by Argonaut57 reviews
A year after the drakh assault on Babylon 5, turmoil is beginning to spread. Three Spectres take on three missions to find the source. Quarian Spectre Lorn'Reegar challenges the terrorist Night Watch. Captain Draal, the first minbari Spectre, seeks the masterminds behind the ambiguous Unity Movement. Commander Ivanova and the Warsworn must search for the legendary planet Z'ha'doum
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,756 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 3/29/2019 - Complete
For What of a Button by TheScorpion0081 reviews
The Beldame, left broken by Coraline, made a deal with a ghost to regain her power and get revenge on her young adversary. Coraline must now work along side Sam and Dean Winchester to defeat her once and for all and find the true motives of her new associate.
Crossover - Supernatural & Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/4/2019 - Published: 9/6/2013
Signs and Portents by Argonaut57 reviews
It is a New Age for the Galaxy, seventy years after the Reaper War. Veteran Spectre Commander Vega is sent to the Terminus Systems to investigator the loss of several ships. But the arrival of new races and sinister strangers on the Councils new space station present a different threat. The year is 2258, the name of the place is Babylon 5.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,623 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Complete
The Adventures of Fairy Tale Girl and Future Boy by Model Builder reviews
After trespassing in Gothel's Garden; the Robinson Siblings are cursed to live in Hyperion Heights as orphans. But when Will Robinson remembers who he and his sisters really are after touching classmate Lucy Vidrio's storybook, the two new friends must find a way to get the Robinsons back home. And with Dr. Smith watching them closely on Gothel's behalf, it will not be easy.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Lost in Space, 2018 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,759 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2018 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Lucy M. - Complete
Once Upon A NeverEnding Story by Model Builder reviews
Bastian Balthazar Bux and Atreyu travel to Storybrooke to visit their childhood friend, Regina Mills. As the three friends reminisce about when Bastian and Atreyu rescued Princess Regina from the evil sorceress Xayide, and avert a war between Fantasia and the Enchanted Forest, the two men give some sage advice to Regina's son, Henry.
Crossover - Neverending Story & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Day of the TimeMage by Argonaut57 reviews
Harry Potter, Minister of Magic, lies badly-injured and close to death in a secret location. The Black Council prepare their final act - the extinction of all non-magical humans. Ron leads old friends and unexpected allies in a race against time. Nyarlathotep and Yog-Sothoth wait beyond the Veil. Can the mysterious Deacon help?
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 8/11/2017
Keeper, Beater, Seeker, Spy by Argonaut57 reviews
Things seldom turn out as you imagine them. Kingsley Shacklebolt is dead, Percy Weasley is Minister of Magic, and Harry has been forced into early and unwanted retirement. Then one rainy night, four people turn up at Godrics' Hollow. There's a mole in the Ministry, and Oliver Wood needs a Seeker. Again.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Complete
Another Dozen by Argonaut57 reviews
Some people turn up in the oddest places! A Bakers' Dozen of episodes in which our favourite TimeLord meets friends old and new.
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Complete
The Test by Dr. Zachary Smith reviews
A nearly omnipotent alien offers to fulfill Smith's fondest wish.
Lost In Space - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Z. Smith - Complete
Glittery Guidance by TeaWriter reviews
In which Gold goes to an old acquaintance for relationship advice.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Complete
Gift of the Magus by Marquis Carabas reviews
On a dark winter's night, long, long ago, an old witch saves a life — and grants a great gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016
Cattermoles Abroad by Model Builder reviews
After escaping from the UK, the Cattermole family is granted asylum by the Magical Congress of the United States of America, and finds a home with the Stephens family. But Dolores Umbridge is not through with Mary Elizabeth Cattermole and will stop at nothing to get her back, even if it means a possible confrontation with the Stephens family's formidable matriarch, Endora.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,835 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Complete
Prelude to Requiem by Model Builder reviews
The Young Ones must rescue two teenagers from their world who were abducted by Venger. The boy, Henry Mills, is an "Author," and has the power to change the outcome of any story. Can the Young Ones rescue Henry and his friend, Violet, before Henry can be forced to write Venger's victory over Dungeon Master?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Complete
Ghosts in Steel by Argonaut57 reviews
An attack by Cybermen on the coast of Japan has UNIT and the Pacific Rim Defence Corporation on the back foot. Fortunately, Tony Stark is on a trip to Tokyo, so the Avengers are quickly on the scene, along with a new ally, the Silver Sorceror. But the appearance of a Cyberking Dreadnaught may call for the return of an almost-forgotten hero!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Complete
The Claw of Cthulhu by Argonaut57 reviews
When an ancient statuette is stolen from the British Museum, there is more at stake than simply an artefact. At the request of an enigmatic official, archaeologist Indiana Jones and aristocratic detective Lord Peter Wimsey must follow a trail from the murkier depths of London Society to the caverns beneath an ancient priory. At stake, possession of the Claw of Cthulhu!
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Peter Wimsey - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Complete
A Land Without Magic by Model Builder reviews
Two years after the abrupt defeat of You-Know-Who in the UK, the American Wizarding Community's sense of complacency was shattered by an event known as the 10/22/83 Maine Incursion. Who are the Invaders from the Enchanted Realms and what do they want? And will a ten-year-old muggle boy who claims to have been inside the Incursion be able to answer these and other questions?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,791 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Of Cats and Dark Energy by Argonaut57 reviews
Soon after Commander Adam Shepard brought the 'Normandy' and its crew back through the Omega 4 Relay, he's in demand again! Two incidents, at opposite ends of the Galaxy, need his attention. But first, he must deal with the blue box that just appeared in Engineering and the massive ship floating dead ahead! Guest starring the 12th Doctor. Legion not activated. Adept!Shepard.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Complete
Wolves of the Jungle by Argonaut57 reviews
When slavers of the Seng Brotherhood raid a village and steal a young princess, littlr do they realise their error. For the Queen of that tribe recently befriended the white man, Solomon Kane. With the vengeful Puritan hot upon their trail, the Brotherhood make the deadly mistake of crossing into the land of Bangalla, home of the dreaded Ghost Who Walks!
Crossover - Misc. Books & Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Complete
When Henry Met Penny by Model Builder reviews
When the Jupiter 2 lands in Storybrooke, Mr. Gold sees the Robinson's ship and the remaining magic bean as his way back to the Enchanted Forest. But Dr. Smith has ideas of his own. And matters get even more complicated for the Robinsons and the Mills/Swan/Charming Charming families when Penny Robinson and Henry Mills discover that they have fallen in love with each other . . . .
Crossover - Lost In Space & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Henry Mills, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
From Durmstrang With Blood by Argonaut57 reviews
An urgent request for SHIELD assistance comes from Sanctuary at the same time as the White Council requests help in the recovery of a dangerous 'item' stolen from Durmstrang School. Is there a link between these and a series of mysterious killings in Europe? Another case for the cross-world SHIELD team led by Draco Malfoy!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Complete
Penny In Wonderland by Model Builder reviews
While looking for deutronium, the Robinsons land the Jupiter 2 on a flying island above the surface of Wonderland. But when the Queen of Hearts decides to keep Penny to be her new daughter; it's up to her family, Major West, and Dr. Smith to rescue her. But this is easier said than done after Cora sends them to the surface of Wonderland, far away from the Jupiter 2.
Crossover - Lost In Space & Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Queen of Hearts - Complete
In Search of Tranquility by Argonaut57 reviews
Gold may have been driven out of Storybrooke, but Killian won't rest until he finds a way to draw the Crocodiles' teeth, permanently. A mysterious book tells him of a Rite of Tranqulity that will remove Rumplestiltskins' magic forever. But the secret of the Rite lies in another Realm. The war-torn Realm of Thedas
Crossover - Dragon Age & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Complete
When Venger Came to Storybrooke by Model Builder reviews
When Venger is touched by The Evil Queen's Dark Curse, he finds himself trapped in a strange, alien world, and he will stop at nothing to get back to The Realm. But to get home, he must face his most dangerous opponent to date: a mother protecting her son.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Henry Mills - Complete
The Temptation of Arthur Weasley by dreamflower02 reviews
The summer before Ron's first term at Hogwarts, Arthur Weasley finds himself at the center of a criminal plot. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Arthur W. - Complete
A Doctors' Dozen by Argonaut57 reviews
Twelve occasions when one immortal doctor met THE immortal Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Forever - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Complete
The Gold and the Black by Argonaut57 reviews
Four inexplicable deaths of influential men puzzle the detective of New York. Meanwhile a miasma of terror settles over Chinatown. Terror encapsulated in a single name - Fu Manchu. The stage is set for a battle between two equally dark and sinister figures. Two masters of terror and sudden death. Who will be victorious? Only The Shadow knows!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Shadow - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
The Dark Mark Affair by Argonaut57 reviews
Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, James Bond and Simon Templar are all drawn into dirty doings in Monte Carlo. A gang called the Dark Mark, led by one Tom Riddle, is causing trouble. Things could get a little rowdy. Time for Professor Minerva McGonagall to take charge! (WARNING: Contains scenes of full-frontal smoking).
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Complete
The Unauthorised and Inexplicable Hisory of the World by Argonaut57 reviews
An unusual manuscript provides a new slant on the past - and the future. Found in the Restricted Section of Hogwarts Library by Rose Weasley and given to her mother, Hermione. All Rose could say was that when she found iit, it was underneath a banana peel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
The Evil Queen Meets Mr Spock by Model Builder reviews
On their way to a Star Trek Convention in Maine; Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Penny find themselves in the otherworldly town of Storybrooke. Will they be able to escape from the Evil Queen Regina Mills by LARPing as their favorite "Star Trek" characters . . . ?
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Sheldon C., Leonard H., Penny, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Professor Iye by Argonaut57 reviews
The head of the Jamaican Auror Service has been murdered. Young English Auror Dean Thomas has vanished. Somehow this all links to a mysterious island and the sinister Professor Iye. A Caribbean assignment for the worlds' newest hero: Draco Malfoy, Agent of SHIELD
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
The Dark Cycle 3: The Stick and the Stone by Argonaut57 reviews
On a summer evening, the career and life or Harry Potter is cut short by a snipers' bullet. As the wizard world mourns, the dark forces of the Scholomance ready themselves to make their move. Chaos is about to be unleashed on the world, and without Harry Potter to unite the opposition, how can disaster be averted?
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
Murdoch and the Biographer by Argonaut57 reviews
A particularly selective serial killer is preying on women in Toronto. Detective Murdoch is faced with one of the toughest challenges of his career. He knows how, but not why, and needs to find out who. A common street brawl merits little attention, then, except that it introduces Murdoch to the enigmatic Logan.
Crossover - X-Men & Murdoch Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Opening Gambit by Argonaut57 reviews
It begins with a brazen attempt to abduct the Potter children. As Harry begins to investigate, he must entrust the safety of his family to the 3000-year-old Spartan, Kratos and the enigmatic Dr River Song.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
The Angels of Prague by Argonaut57 reviews
Minerva McGonagalls' Grand Tour has been interesting if uneventful so far. Until, in an abandoned church in Prague, she encounters some very dangerous statues and a mad muggle with a blue box!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - 10th Doctor, Minerva M. - Complete
The Dark Cycle 1: Master of Beasts by Argonaut57 reviews
Portland, Oregon, is experiencing more weirdness than usual. Nick Burkhardt, detective and Grimm, suspects wesen activity at first, but soon realises there's more to it than that. A call to a particular friend in England leads to the arrival of specialist help -the demon-hunter called Dante.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Grimm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Dante, Nick B. - Complete
The Elves in the Alley by Argonaut57 reviews
A disturbance in an alley leads to the discovery of two tiny bodies, reduced to skeletons by an impossibly short, fierce fire. A case, then, for Dr Brennan and the Jeffersonian team. But the bodies are not human, and the two consultants joining the team will change Brennans' ideas for ever!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Gardener's Killing Time by Argonaut57 reviews
The unusual murder of a prominent scientist and his assistant is clearly a case for Mr Steed and Mrs Peel. But what is the connection with a vial of unusual vegetable oil? Who is the mysterious Koslov, who seems to be selling the oil? Why were the victims blinded before they were killed? Then if matters weren't complicated enough, the Torchwood Institute gets involved!
Crossover - Avengers & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Jack H. - Complete
London in the Dog-Days by Argonaut57 reviews
Victorian London swelters in an oppressive summer. The heat brings terror with it, as headless bodies begin to be found. Rumours of a new Ripper draw John Druitt back to London to confront his old allies at Sanctuary, an old enemy, Madame Vastra, the Veiled Detective, and a new, unearthly foe -the Predator!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Madame Vastra, Commander Strax, John D., Helen M. - Complete
The Wicked Witch in the West by Argonaut57 reviews
Life is complicated enough for detective Nick Burkhardt without someone randomly killing a harmless Maushertz. Matters are not improved by the arrival of two British cops in Portland. DCI Harry Potter and DI Ron Weasley are not, Nick feels, quite what they seem!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grimm - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,767 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Nick B. - Complete
Seven for Tanelorn by Argonaut57 reviews
Captain Titus receives a request for help from the people of the moon Tanelorn. To aid them he must summon six other warriors from across time and space to combat the evil known as The Master. Follow-on to "Captain Titus' Discharge" .
Crossover - Warhammer & Magnificent Seven - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Spelling Mistake by Argonaut57 reviews
Phoebe has a poisoned wound, there's a new demon in town, and all the Book of Shadows says is "Call the doctor." But spells have to be just so, or odd things happen. Such as two doctors -two very unique doctors -arriving! (One-shot Charmed/Doctor Who/Voyager and a dash of Sanctuary - I don't own any of them.)
Crossover - X-overs & Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Forgotten Moments by Argonaut57 reviews
Four shorts, representing events n Harry's life that not even he remembers.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Captain Titus' Discharge by Argonaut57 reviews
An Ork Waagh, a Chaos invasion, accused of heresy - it's been quite a day for Captain Titus of the Ultramarines. And it's not over yet. Enter the Doctor! One shot based on the PS3 game
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Space Marines - Complete
Unfinished Business: A Tale of the League by Argonaut57 reviews
An ancient menace stirs in a locked Vault. Five Keys are needed to unlock the Vault and save the world. To find the keys will take the skills of a new, 21st Century, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!
Crossover - Harry Potter & League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Knight of the Soul by Argonaut57 reviews
Violence, both magical and physical, explodes in a dark alley. Two guardians meet, and see shdows of themselves in each other's eyes. Can the dark man prevent the chosen boy from becoming another like himself?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
Portraits Out of Time by Argonaut57 reviews
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controllin each dimension... Time has broken through at Hogwarts Castle. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Rediscovery by Argonaut57 reviews
A survey of the Pyrrhus Anomaly seems a routine mission for Captain Picard and the crew of the 'Enterprise-D'. But when the ship is flung into the Anomaly, the crew find themselves meeting a lost part of Earth's secret history - a world of wizards!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
The Tale of Sir Cadogan by Marquis Carabas reviews
War, love and silliness. The life and times of Sir Cadogan, and how a muggle knight ended up getting a portrait in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,242 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
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The Pembroke Girls II: The Lost Treasure of Brownsea Island reviews
Our resurrected Tudor young ladies get their second adventure courtesy of an apparent phantom galleon in Poole Harbour accompanied by seismic activity rare for the area.
Crossover - X-overs & Tudors - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
The Pembroke Girls I: The Dancing Skeleton reviews
Ten months before, Mary and Elizabeth Tudor and Katherine Howard were ghosts of former queens. Now, life and youth (for Mary and Elizabeth) restored to them, Mary, Bess and Kate Pembroke have a haunted vineyard to investigate with friends old and new. The sequel to "The Great Ghost Gemstone."
Crossover - X-overs & Tudors - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/6 - Complete
The Great Ghost Gemstone reviews
A ghostly Tudor family reunion and a meeting between old friends in Paris leads to a thrilling mystery. Have the Knights of Walpurgis returned? If so, why do they have an apparent interest in recruiting ghosts? Ghostly members of history's most infamous royal family are asked to investigate...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tudors - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
A Sentinel Unliving and Undying reviews
Nobody can better guide you through a year in the life of the Tower of London than its ghosts. Anne Boleyn has invited a team from The Quibbler to party like it's 1534...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tudors - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/30/2019
If They Had Danced Again reviews
The Powers That Be decided to be more proactive in this version of the Multiverse. Harry Potter had a much better Yule Ball, as well as the best back-up in the business against Lord Voldemort...
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 3/26/2019
Bother at the Bank reviews
A robbery at the Fidelity Fiduciary Bank was clearly committed on behalf of a mage. Vice-chairman George Banks has more pressing problems. He needs urgent childcare after his wife's accident. Once again there are Banks children who need looking after...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Complete
Child of Mine reviews
After Hermione gives birth to a daughter after being violated by a muggle crime lord, Rita Skeeter stirs up a vicious press campaign against the Weasleys, the Potters and their allies. How do you defeat public opinion...?
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Complete
The Sea Dragon Strikes reviews
What is a Chinese Fireball doing attacking ships off the coast of Maine? Harry Potter must lead a team of mages and muggles (empowered and otherwise) to find out why.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Complete
Take a Pair of Soft Brown Eyes reviews
Rex Milligan is providing a second set of his memoirs for The Quibbler. This selection focuses on his fifty year friendship with the Dana girls - including details on a love obvious to everyone bar the happy couple themselves...
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 7/19/2018 - Complete
The Secret of the Golden Porpoise reviews
The murder of a British tourist on Saint Marie has DI Mooney and his team baffled. What is the significance of the victim's final words "...the golden porpoise"? Why was he reaching for a ten-inch long hawthorn stick in his jacket pocket when gunned down? And why are two officials from London and three holidaymaking friends of theirs insisting on getting involved?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death in Paradise - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Complete
Joyous Hours reviews
Everybody loves a wedding. A series of one-shots in my Unified Storyverse. Please see my profile page for more details.
Crossover - X-overs & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 7/27/2016
Exile and Return reviews
The demon Neron makes a bargain with Lucius Malfoy and Delores Umbridge that places them in charge of the Ministry of Magic. Most British wizards are forced to flee abroad. Harry Potter turns for help to Dr Stephen Strange's new wizard taskforce the Secret Circle to help him take back the Ministry.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Complete
The Reminiscences of a Muggle Correspondent reviews
The Ministry of Magic has fallen again. The true Ministry is in exile. Luna Scamander has asked The Quibbler's muggle correspondent for some accounts from his famous battered exercise books. Well, here are the Phantom Piper of Loch Ness, strange doings at Whittington Castle, the Return of the Hound of the Baskervilles and more, all told in Rex Milligan's unique style.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Complete
Fire And Brimstone reviews
Mystery Inc. help some British sleuths solve a haunted house mystery. Ten years later, that same house attracts a demon - that seems to be the genuine article...
Crossover - X-overs & Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Complete
Danger From The Depths reviews
When a large meteorite lands in the Bermuda Triangle, it turns out to be a disguised spaceship containing an extraterrestrial telepathic witch. Who is behind this? The answers lie in another dimension - as does terrible danger... The sequel to "Serpents in Paradise". Please see my author's page for the optimal reading order for my stories.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Complete
Serpents in Paradise reviews
A murder outside the Cobalt Club in New York leads to the discovery of wizards working with muggle drug smugglers. Learning the group is operated from Bermuda, it sounds like a job for the Amazons and for wizard Britain's latest heroine Wonder Witch. The sequel to "Busman's Holiday" and "Runaway Wizengamot".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Complete
Runaway Wizengamot reviews
When Lucius Malfoy uses some obscure laws to take control of the Wizengamot and become de facto Minister of Magic, Harry Potter must try unofficial means to investigate. This is a job for Wizarding Britain's latest champion, Wonder Witch... The sequel to Busman's Holiday".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Complete
Busman's Holiday reviews
There are magic items throughout muggle Britain, which periodically must have security charms renewed. Harry, Ron and Hermione are asked to take Ginny and the children on a tour to do so. Inviting the three most prominent wizards in Britain, however, might just be a mistake... This story takes place in the Storyverse established in 'Storybrooke 90" and "Storybrooke and Amazons".
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
Spectre of Vengeance reviews
A state visit to London by Storybrooke and Themyscira sounds great. Unfortunately, a SPECTRE faction wants revenge for the events in the Caribbean... The sequel to "Operation Calypso".
Crossover - Justice League & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Complete
Operation Calypso reviews
When warships go missing in the Caribbean, the IADC and the W.I.N. organize a young person's yachting trip to Trinidad and Tobago, as cover for the latter's Most Special Agent. Amongst the young Storybrooke folk & Amazon, however, is Ava/Gretel, who desires a more active role than sunbathing... The sequel to "Storybrooke and Amazons".
Crossover - Justice League & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Henry Mills, Ava Zimmer/Gretal - Complete
Storybrooke and Amazons reviews
A night of chaos in Gotham City is followed by a worsening diplomatic incident between Themyscira and Storybrooke. The Demon's Head and the Dark One have made a bargain... The sequel to Storybrooke 90.
Crossover - Justice League & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Storybrooke 90 reviews
With the former Home Office agents in disarray, recordings of Owen Flynn have been recovered and converted for brain pattern transfer. Joe 90 is sent in to make contact with Storybrooke.
Crossover - X-overs & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Complete
