Ok. There has been a slight change of plans. I know, I know, I promised that my Jasper and Bella story would be out in January (yes, an actual story, not a oneshot!), but obviously that didn't happen. I'm sorry, especially to my twiny, who's been patiently waiting to read it for months. But don't be discouraged, dear readers, I'm still working on the story, I've just been delayed a few weeks due to a few personal issues. I'm not going to give a timeframe for when I'll post, that didn't work out so well last time, but don't think I've given up on it or anything. It's coming, just you wait :)

And Here Are Some Quotes!

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." ~Eric Hoffer

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain." ~anon

"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." ~ Woodrow Wilson

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein

"We could learn alot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box." ~Anon.

"He who walks with the wise grows wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm." ~King Solomon

"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese." ~anon

"Never argue with a crazy person. They'll just pull you down to their level and then beat you with experience." ~unknown

"Don't get into any fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose." Mr. Holder

"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?" ~anon

"Be careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..." ~not sure

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." ~ Mark Twain

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." ~ Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." ~ Mark Twain

"The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice." ~ Mark Twain

"Don't wait for your ship to come in-swim out to it." ~ unknown

"If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you." ~ Bruce Lee

"Better to be without logic than without feeling." ~ Charlotte Bronte