Hello all. I'm a twenty-year-old cynical, pessimistic Mexican kid who lives in the great state of California. My hobbies include reading, writing, and vidya.

Warning: My stories contain language and themes that the typical ten-year-old child is exposed to on a daily basis. If you find this offensive or are unsure if you can handle it, either go ask mommy for permission to read, or go spend your time at some liberal hugbox like tumblr or reddit.

Disclaimer: In all fandoms I write in, all characters not my own belong to their official owners. Characters that are my own are much better-looking and more powerful than canon characters, so I don't care. Furthermore, all situations depicted in my stories are entirely fictitious. Any similarities you may find to real world events are all in your head and were in no way intended by me.

Stories

Ignis Bellator: According to the Butterfly Effect, the harmless ripple of a butterfly's wings can trigger a chain reaction in the atmosphere, eventually causing a hurricane. When a trivial change is made to the memberships of two graduating Genin teams, it triggers a chain reaction that thrusts the shinobi nations into war. [I hate this story with a fiery passion and am in the process of editing it. Read it at your own risk.]

Just in case anyone actually cares about this piece of shit, I haven't forgotten about it or abandoned it. As of this typing (25 October, 2012), I am still in the process of going through the chapters and fixing them. However, I estimate that it'll be a long time before I'm done editing it and start posting new chapters.

A Quick Break: A Star Wars oneshot submitted for The Fireplace's writing challenge. I procrastinated so much that I wound up typing the entire thing a couple of hours before the deadline, and only ran it through spellcheck before posting it. The prompt for the challenge was that the last line of the story needed to be "If I had known it would end like this, I never would have told you."