Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series. Mortals... Do not be fooled... Do not let them deceive you... I have uncovered the conspiracy... I have cracked the code... I have learned the truth... THE CAKE IS A LIE!! Likes: Drawing, writing, fanfiction, my girlfriend, video games, cartoons, Law and Order, classic rock, kitties, and exposing the conspiracy. THE CAKE IS A LIE!! THE CAKE IS A LIE!! If you agree with that statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list; XXTheCakeIsALieXX Character Quiz, TDI style! List your ten favorite characters... 1. Beth 2. Ezekiel 3. Cody 4. Gwen 5. Harold 6. Eva 7. Izzy 8. Bridgette 9. Noah 10. Trent 1) 4 (Gwen) invites 3 (Cody) and 8 (Bridgette) to dinner at their house. What happens? Cody squeals with joy and faints, while Bridgette is indifferent. 2) 9 (Noah) tries to get 5 (Harold) to go to yoga class. What happens. Harold: I've already got mad yoga skills! Just watch! A few minutes later... Harold: (is horribly tangled up) Can't... Feel... Legs... 3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Beth) or 6 (Eva)? Beth. Eva would probably kill me in some way. 4) 2 (Ezekiel) and 7 (Izzy) are making out. 10 (Trent) walks in... Their reaction? Trent:... I just know The Kobold Necromancer's behind this. 5) 3 (Cody) falls in love with 6 (Eva). 8 (Bridgette) is jealous. What happens? Bridgette:... I just know Winter-Rae's behind this. 6) 4 (Gwen) jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue, 10 (Trent) 2 (Ezekiel) or 7 (Izzy)? Izzy... That is, unless she decides to jump me too... (gulp) 7) 1 (Beth) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening? An audience member samples a dish, which Beth accidentally dropped her retainer in. He turns green and faints. 8) 3 (Cody) has to marry either 8 (Bridgette), 4 (Gwen) or 9 (Noah). Who do they choose? ... Do I even have to say it? 9) 7 (Izzy) kidnaps 2 (Ezekiel) and demands something from 5 (Harold) for 2's release. What is it? Nothing. She keeps him all to herself... 10) You get to meet either 1 (Beth) or 6 (Eva). Who do you choose? Beth, duh... 11) 10 (Trent) challenges 4 (Gwen) to a chariot race. Why? I dunno. It's a strip chariot race? 12) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Cody). Does 3 have a chance in hell? (pats his shoulder) I will miss you, Cody. 13) Everyone except 8 (Bridgette) is invited to 2 (Ezekiel) and 10's (Trent) wedding. Their reaction? Bridgette: Wait, who's getting married?! 14) Why is 6 (Eva) afraid of 7 (Izzy)? 'Cause 7 ate 9, hahaha... Seriously, that joke sucked. 15) 10 (Trent) gathers everyone around to tell a fairy tale. How does it go? He totally steals it from the movie 9. 16) 1 (Beth) arrives late for 2 (Ezekiel) and 10's (Trent) wedding. What happens, and why are they late? Beth: Seriously, who's getting married?! 17) 5 (Harold) and 9 (Noah) get roaring drunk and wind up at your house. What happens? I video-tape them and put it on the internet. 18) 3 (Cody), 6 (Eva), 8 (Bridgette), and 4 (Gwen) go to the zoo for 8's birthday. What happens? What gifts do they get 8? Eva tries to kill her and has to be shot with elephant tranquilizers. Cody tries to hit on Gwen, so she shoots him with elephant tranquilizers. Gwen (the only guest still conscious) gives Bridgette a surfboard. 19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? They are protesting me not writing porn about them. This makes me write faster. 20) 9 (Noah) murders 2's (Ezekiel) best friend. What does 2 to as payback? He sics Izzy on him. XD 21) 6 (Eva) and 1 (Beth) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves. Eva would save herself. Beth: Wait, WHAT?! 22) Which of them is most likely to fail at life? Cody, if he doesn't stop his reckless flirting... 23) 5 (Harold) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Trent) comes to their rescue. What happens? Harold: I don't need help! I've got mad spelunking skills! A few minutes later... Harold: (is trapped under a pile of rocks) Help... 24) 3 (Cody) starts a day camp. What happens? He is kicked out for peaking in the girl's showers. 25) 4 (Gwen), 6 (Eva), and 7 (Izzy) are doing the hokey-pokey. 8 (Bridgette) walks in. What happens? Bridgette laughs at Eva, who then chases after her. 26) 1 (Beth) starts to write a fanfic where 9 (Noah) and 10 (Trent) are going out. What is 2's (Ezekiel) reaction? Ezekiel: At least it's not me this time! 27) 7 (Izzy) makes an apple pie. Is it any good? It explodes. 28) 8 (Bridgette) and 3 (Cody) are going camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What happens? Bridgette: Okay, now I know Winter-Rae's behind this! 29) While camping, they run into the Blair Witch. What do they do? Cody screams like a little girl, pisses his pants, and faints. Bridgette remarks how the Witch's movie sucked, and the Witch melts. 30) The quiz is over. What does everyone do now? Eva tries to kill Bridgette, Gwen and Trent make out, Cody tries to flirt with all the girls, Izzy pounces Zeke and starts to rape him, Harold tries to show off his mad skills and winds up getting himself injured, Beth goes back to twirling, and Noah remarks "I'm surrounded by idiots". Things I found in people's profiles... A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. |
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