PracticallyZane
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Ninjago Fan Interview(Inspired by Verbum artis' profile, edited by me.):

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

Zane

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Ask him about politics, I doubt he'd mind and he's a nindroid, he'll have all the facts.

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Talk about politics and think I'm weird for asking.

4. What's an activity you two could do together?

Train me to be a ninja, I hope.

5. Do you have an OC?

No.

6. What would your Oc do if they met the ninja?

N/A

10. What's something your Oc and your favorite ninja could do?

N/A

11. Does your OC have a seperate favorite ninja?

N/A

12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

Nya, she decided to go cheat on Jay because of a machine.

13.What would you do if you met your least favorite ninja?

Tell her she's in a show and everything she did was view by thousands.

14. If you could date your favorite ninja, where would you go?

He has Pixal, we wouldn't go on a date.

15. What is your ninjago OTP?

I don't have a favorite, I can see why a bunch work.

16. What do you think of the new looks?

I just like the original better because they're original, in this one they look more like adults and I preferred them to be like teens.

17. If you were a ninja, what element would you have?

Darkness, it'd corrupt me if I used it too much and it's power depends on how dark it is. I'd have it just to show that good and evil aren't black and white.

18. What color would your gi be?
A dark silver

19. Which ninja are you most like?
Zane, I'm calm, logical, and we're both INTJs.

20:Which ninja are you least like?
Jay, we're almost complete opposites.

List only 10 characters from Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu(from SteveisAwesome)Villains:

(1) Garmadon(evil)

(2) Bizzaro Kai

(3) Chen

(4) Bizzaro Jay

(5) Nadakan

(6) Bizzaro Cole

(7) Pythor

(8) Bizzaro Zane

(9) Cryptor(the overlord would be hard to do.)

(10) The mechanic(just because)

3 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

CHEN IS BACKKKKK.

7 cooked you dinner.

At least it wasn't me he had for dinner.

1 and 2 are having an argument. Why is this?

Bizzaro Kai has decided to rebel against his command.

10 is extremely mad about something, why is this? And what will you do?

He's mad he never got his hands on Zane. I will sneak away and grin.

3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

Considering the facts, Bizzaro Kai and Chen actually makes sense.

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Okayyyyy, you do you.

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

No, he will never, ever.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

How is that even, wait, we get a Cryptor face reveal!

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

So...I'm an nindroid and my brother is the evil version of Zane. Great, just great.

1 kidnapped you, why is this?

Because he wants to hold me hostage for the ninja, or because his new plan involves kidnapping people.

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10

Why isn't the mechanic taking Cryptor apart, he's in the same room as him.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

My thoughts are who decided to date Pythor.

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

The entire date is planning to take over the city.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Because Pythor wants to maniplate them both later.

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Hey that wasn't part of my wishes!

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

It's a trap, I need to leav-gets dragged inside and held hostage.

10 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

The mechanic tries to take me apart because people have nicknamed me, "Nindroid."

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

I'll stay with the mechanic, I'm just acting as Jaylike as I can so he doesn't think I'm a nindroid.

1 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

And...then I wake up.

5 is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

He'd sing, "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. I wouldn't sneak anything, I'd run.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Probably trapped in a corner while Crytor is looking me over and trying to figure out what to do with me...dun, dun, DUNNNNN

2 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

At least he isn't trying to kill me...

You're going to play a prank on your best friend and 4 decides to help you. What do you do?

I would run from Bizzaro Jay and maybe fight back if it comes to it.

You go to a new school and see 7 is your new teacher. What do you do?

Call the ninja.

1 admits to you that he/she is dating 2. What do you do?

Right, so first the arguement, now this.

9 wants to get you and 8 together. 8 ditches you when 9 comes over. What do you do?

Aren't I supposed to be related to Bizzaro Zane?

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

The battle would be epic though. I'd guess...Nadakan?

List only 10 characters from Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu(from SteveisAwesome)Good guys:

(1) Jay

(2) Lloyd

(3) Nya

(4) Kai

(5) Echo Zane

(6) Pixal

(7) Cole

(8) Vania

(9) Zane

(10) Skylor

3 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Well, it could be worse, but NYA PLEASE GET OUT!

7 cooked you dinner.

Um….thanks Cole….but I’ll pass. But really, thanks.

1 and 2 are having an argument. Why is this?

Lloyd wants to make a plan and Jay wants to wing it.

10 is extremely mad about something, why is this? And what will you do?

She’s probably mad because her father came back. I’ll help the ninja fight Chen!

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

Oh ok Nya, because cheating the first time wasn’t enough, was it?

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Skylor, Is Kai not enough for you?

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Definitely, but Zane might not be the best at it.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

It’s not like I haven’t seen you three like that before….

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

I’m royalty, now that’s news.

1 kidnapped you, why is this?

Because he thinks I’m secretly a nindroid and wants to prove it via taking me apart….probably not.

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

Nya, that brings the number of different people you’ve been with to 6, and Skylor has Kai, and Zane has Pixal, why would you do this?!

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Kai and Cole’s relationship is very, very different, so I can see why that would happen. I think Cole should just have a talk with her, they’re both pretty straightforward people.

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

I think my door is getting mobbed by happy techoshipping fans who want pictures.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

If I had a girlfriend, I’d be pretty interested in how she looks when she curses too.

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Echo Zane….why am I not surprised.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Thanks Kai, need help with anything?

10 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Skylor, unless your dad came back, let me go to sleep.

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Sorry, Lloyd, that’s kind of rude, so I’ll stay with Skylor.

1 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Jay, I’m really glad you got over Nya being with everyone else but you, but clearly you’re drunk...and I’m not allowed to be gay….

5 is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

I’m not sure what song Echo Zane would sing but I’d sneak in “When will my life begin,” because CaptainSteve1 did such a great job with it.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Me and Zane are very similar, so I’d talk about whatever he wants to talk about. We might end up playing chess and see how fast I lose.

2 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

Lloyd, if you tell other people, they’re going to automatically start shipping you with the other ninja, so maybe don’t.

You're going to play a prank on your best friend and 4 decides to help you. What do you do?

Kai, we need to set some ground rules, no setting anything on fire, this is supposed to be harmless, no using weapons, etc., etc, etc, so-hey, where’d you go?

Sounds of police sirens are heard.

You go to a new school and see 7 is your new teacher. What do you do?

Can I have your autograph?

1 admits to you that he/she is dating 2. What do you do?

Jay, glad you got over the fact that Nya won’t stay! And Lloyd told me he was gay, so you’re good.

9 wants to get you and 8 together. 8 ditches you when 9 comes over. What do you do?

Zane, Vania’s sweet and all but the last thing we want is another broken relationship.

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

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Emotionally Physical by ParalysedBreeze reviews
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Catching Lightning by Rivenchu reviews
Just what sort of request could Nya ask leaving a baffled Jay and amused Kai? That was not quite the evening he had expected when the samurai asked him to stop by how could he say no? Jaya / Plasma
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Yes, Master by Skyla Moon reviews
Three years has passed since Slade infected the Titans with probes and Robin is still serving as his apprentice.
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Kai and Zane scene reviews
Something's up with Kai, something big, and Zane's about to find out.
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NinjagoCamping reviews
If trying to meditate wasn't enough, the ninja want to go camping! Between Kai's ability to burn the forest down and Cole's stomach to eat all their food, what could possibly go wrong?
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Ninja Try to Mediate reviews
During an interview, the ninja are asked why they don't mediate, so Lloyd decides to make them try it. Just a casual one shot.
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A Comprehensive Guide to Annoying and Enraging the Ninja reviews
Do you want to get yourself killed? Are you looking for revenge on those pesky pajama people? Well this manual is for you!
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