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okay, so I was Eragon is Mine, then Joe and Kevin Jonas fan. THEN Emma Loves Kevin Jonas

PLEASE PRAY FOR MY NEPHEW JULIAN. HE HAD A TUMOR REMOVED AND THE DOCTORS SAY HE MIGHT NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN!

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4723303/1/Exposed- This is my newest story. I am writing it with my best friend on this site, Nicole (mrsnickj)

The summery is: Emma and Nicole are best friends. They went though elementary school, high school and college together and now they work at The New York Times newspaper as reporters. When their boss Mr. Rogers calls them into his office, they get a assignment. Connect 3 are hiding something. They have been going to a strip club. Thats when he tells Nicole and Emma to work there, as strippers to expose their secrets. Will Emma and Nicole succeed or will they fall for them with the worst consequences?

Please check it out, It should be uip on my profile soon.

Creepy, check this out:

http:///cgi/set?id=5330927

This Christmas, I Gave You My Heart Poster:

http:///this_christmas/set?id=5330425 (I relise it only says this christmas, but deal with it)

Exposed Posters:

http:///cgi/set?id=5269309

Butterflies are Free Posters

http:///butterflies/set?id=5105565

http:///cgi/set?id=5105361

Callie's Outifts (from TGOC)

http:///untitled/set?id=4558518- The ball gown

http:///cgi/set?id=4558406- The other outfit

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I will make banners for stories! My polyvore name is EmmalovesKevinJonas Check my work out and then pm me if you want me to make a banner. Some of the urls for my banners are below.

People who have requested my banners (A means complete) or I have done a banner for. Banner links are next to the name. Please Note, En-Jay loves Nick J's banners will be never ending, so she was quite a few.

Pollypocket911http:///cgi/set?id=4446853

Starsnuffershttp:///place_to_call_home_pollypocket911/set?id=4446082

Candyglue http:///5c7ewl, http:///TheAirheads

En-Jay loves Nick J: http:///stephanick/set?id=4445082, http:///emvin/set?id=4430257, http:///untitled/set?id=4405269, http:///when_in_aus/set?id=4386908, http:///nick_stephanie/set?id=4386748 , http:///emvin_when_is_austraila_for/set?id=4386612 , http:///envy/set?id=3991919 (hers might be a huge pile of urls mixed together)

Rockstar-12345: http:///lost_my_memory_gained_life/set?id=4486152

Eveliuxx: http:///taking_risks/set?id=5072966

My sites:

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I have a mibba: http:///72130/

: http:/// has really good jb graphics

One of the Best fics I've ever read

(Camp Rock) http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4225855/1/

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4584103/1/A_Place_to_Call_Home

My fave Authors:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1452458/starsnuffers

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1543363/Mrs_Nicole_Jonas

Jonas Qoutes

Joe: Fine, take your banana
Demi: Joe!

Kevin: This is where we keep our bags. and um and Joseph
Joe: Is it time for the show?

Joe: No I don't have a third arm. Silly fans.

Joe: I've never been angry in my entire life

Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to
Joe: Stealing stuff

Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain

Frankie(in Joe and Kevin's room) This is our wrestling rink
Kevin: wanna show em how we do it
Frankie: I just jump off the bed (jumps off the bed and on to Joe)

Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?"
Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff."
Joe: "Awkward

Joe: Okay, I'll tell them. We're opening a zoo.

Kevin: My little, little brother Frankie and I were watching a karate movie, so we were gonna practice by pretending to hit each other. I didn't mean to punch him, but I swung as hard as I could and knocked him in the face! Right away, when I felt his face in my hand, I was like, "Oooh!" He started crying. It was so bad. As you can imagine, I got grounded for that.

Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.

Jonas Dream Log

1. I am married to Joe. Our first kid is a penguin. Our second kid looks exactly like Nick, right down to the size and every last freckle when it's born. I then realize it is Nick.

2. I am getting married to Kevin, Everyone shows up to the wedding naked. It's Joe's fault.

3. I am being chased through a feild by Nick. He has an axe. Kevin saves me, but Nick kills Joe. That was one of my more random stories.

4, Joe Jonas as TARZAN!

5. This one is my sisters: Kevin got me pregnant. I was all, wtf, and she's laughing.

Me and My friends say the dumbest things:

(the stupid things my friends and I say-

Dominic: I hate this. I hate hospitals and I hate- Alice, what are you doing?

Mom: WE WANT TRADITION OR WE WON'T GOBBLE

Mom: and please note, the annual "Toss your Turkey Contest" has been cancelled, because Kim says she can't lift Greg anymore.

Alice: Call me Alice Cullen, but I think Emma is going to trip

Johnny: CAN I BE JULIET!
Me: Uh- Fine
Johnny: Steven, you be Romeo and then we can make-
Me: I should have known. No, you may not be Juliet. Idiot
(Yes, I actually called a freshman an Idiot. I am such a bad T.A. But in my defense- yeah, he ain't the brightest person around)

Math Teacher: Okay, as Emma brought up, we need to follow dress code. No hats, shirts can't have sayings and Steven please tie your shoes.
Johnny: Can we tie our sleeves behind our backs
Math Teacher: Huh?
(looks over at Sara and Henrie. Sara has just tied Henrie's sleeves behind his back.
Math Teacher: OH!
Me: And I'm for this class. I should be T.Aing a class with a brain

Me: Amy had a lot of sugar
Amy: Since when
Nicole: Since forever
Amy: No...
Me: Well, we just had lunch

Emmett: Why are your fiance and Alice doing a congaline down stairs?
Me: No clue

Krishna: Lets watch the Princess Bride
Me: I love that movie
Me and Krishna: Hello, ,my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Dominic: I did no such thing

Me: Awkward
Mary: You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
Me: That was lame

Steven: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny
Sara: No. Just- no

Steven: So your friend lives in Aids? Does she have them?
Me: No, she lives in Aidelaide, Austraila, and no, she does not have aids. I hope.

Steven: My name is Timmy!
Amberly: Walking away...

Amy: There are no kitty cats in my butt, Steven
Me: Uhhhhhhhhh... Awkward?

Amy: Alice, for the last time, I did not give birth to that Hannah Montana Build-A-Bear.
Alice:Oh, so you gave birth to the HSM one, then?
Amy: uh- no.

Steven: Emma, can I write something on your T.A. Binder?
Me: sure
Steven (writes something)
Amberly(reading it) I love the Beetle- Steven, those are the Jonas Brothers

Amy: You need a life
Me: I know
Amberly: It's not that bad. She could be a fan that runs after there bus
Me: Of course not, I'm the fan that jumps in front of the bus

Ben: Peace out homey's. Word (falls over)
Me: (sighs) Bennett, this is why we don't take you to Starbucks.

Jessica: You're not wacky or tacky
Hana: But your brain is

Steven(on Dominics football jersey he was wearing) It's barely in my pants
Whole room bursts into laughter
Steven: Sick minds, all of you

Nikki: (on Steven's walls) their not mud brown,their poop brown!
Sara: what?

Amberly: GO FIGHTING APPLES
Me: uh... okaaaay. I'll pretend I understand what you're talking about

Mom: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, THE DOG HAS LOST IT
Nick: um, okay. (leaves to his house)

Alice (On Nathan breaking up with me) Was he on Crack?
Belinda(my older sister) No, cause the boys checked him down and made him take a drug test everytime he came over.
Alice: (Laughs) Yeah, it was so awesome

Soup Kitchen Owner: Nathan, this is bread is too hard. Theese people don't have teeth!
Nathan (my retarded ex bf) yeah, they do
SKO: Well, common sense should tell you this bread is too hard
Nathan (taking bagette from my hand) Common sense tells me to hit you upside the

Me: (Sticks binder over Amy's face) It's attack of the Jonai!
Amy: Ack! (falls of chair) You know, I really hate them
Amberly: Stupid
(Aricka collaspes into giggles)

Dad: Enough with artichokies!
Alice: (Sniggers)

Emmett: Go to bed or you're sleeping on the deck.
Me: We're in an apartment, not a boat

Brittany: (turns on t.v.)
Heather (falls off her chair)
Mom: I thought it was the second coming
Me and Heather: (crack up laughing as Alice and Chloe stare at us)
Bethany: You two on Starbucks is like unleashing the crazies
Alice: It is unleashing the crazies.

Me: I'd want to be Kevin, cause he's the oldest and will inherit the stuff
Heather: I'd want to be Heather
Me: You are Heather
Heather: My dream came true

Dad: Keep going Em
Me: (I was so tired I forgot to correct him and tell him Emma, not Em, instead I said) My foot is all Itchylike (while I was itching my head)

Me: We need grass in our yard
Dad: Would you like to plant it
Me: Yeah, and you're going to see a Jonas Brothers concert?

Alice: (While reading the fic Unpredictable) EMVIN EMVIN EMVIN
Me: I actually have a celebrity couple name with Kevin now?
Alice(nods)
Me: COOL!

Me: I like cheese

(IM CONVERSATION)
Me: Amy, I got a dog
Amy: how young
Me: In between a dog and a puppy
Amy: ITS A DUCKY
Amy: I mean a duppy.

Michael: It's watermelon on a stick (indicates watermelon with Mr. Potato head peices in it)
Mrs. C: It's NINJA watermelon on a stick

Me: Steven catch Chloe (pushes my 7 year old cousin towars my 29 year old Cousin in the pool) AHHHH! I'm drowninh (has spazz attack)
Heather: You're hopeless

Me: Hi Uncle Pumpkin!(splashed my uncle Gary- who we call Uncle Pumpkin because I have two uncle Garys.) Hi Uncle Dave! (splashes my uncle David)

Me: (swimms up behind Heather) BOOO!
Heather: Ahhhh! (starts beating me over the head with a wet noodle)

Aunt Carrie: Luke, don't play around the pool, you might fall im
(turns away)
Luke (cartwheels in)
Me: That would not have happened if she hadn't said anything
Heather (nods)

Amy: I want Chocolate (In health class)

Me: My brother spilt water on my homework
Cassie: That's not good
Me: Angst
Cassandra: So, what are you going to do
Me: Angst
Courtney: What does that mean?
Me: Angst
Tay: Emma, can you speak english?
Me: (nodding) angst
Bennet: That's german
Me(hitting my head against the table) Angst

(play rehearshal)
Me: Sam, Sam! (opens door) Sam?
Brittany: (behind something) Selena!
Me: Sam
Brittany: Selena
Me: (spots Brittany) Selena!
Chloe (offstage) Emma, you're Selena

Amy: Oooooh! I see chocolate
Danie: Down doggy

Alice: Emma, we're being attacked by monkeys

Me: Eat my dead fish
Jeffery: Walking away

Mrs. D: I mean, it's okay for you two to hang out together
Jefferey: She's not my girlfriend

Mandy:(stared at math worksheet) What nonsense is this

Sean: Okay, carl, let's work on project Emma
Me: My name is Emma, and the exersise is Project Carl

Sean: What's with the ring?
Me: It's my purity ring (flings my hands up in the air, ring flys of my hand, hit's Jeffery in the face) Well, it was until Jefferey swallowed it

Me: Have you held Boo today
Dad: No, I have not held Poo today, or anyday
Me: I said Boo

Amy(To her sister while she's on the phone with me) Neither Emily or her cousin have aids, Abigail.
Me:(thinking she said husband, not cousin) Yeah, that's kinda hard, considering I'm not married
Amy: What does that have to do with you and Brittany both not having aids?
Me:I thought you said husband, not cousin.

Eriana: Let's write a story about potato's
Christian: In spanish
Patrick: And it dances
Me: Yeah! We'll get an A! (Falls out of chair) Ow
Dustin: What the heck?

Troy: Italizes, is that like Italies? (making fun of Christian, whou can't spell to save his life)

Amy: Who are the Jonas Brothers?
Me: Um, my next door neighbors (thinkng she's joking)
The next day:
Amy: I can't believe The Jonas Brother's live next door to you
Me: Sarcasm is a waste on you

Elanna: Every other word out of you're mouth is Jonas. the other words alternante between Joe, Kevin and occasionally Nick.

Kyla: Anakin, hot, Luke, cute, Han ugly
Me: You have no respect for Harrison Fors
Brittany: He's like, 60
Me: And he was very good looking in his heyday. Like the Jonas Brother's now
Britt: I knew you couldn't not talk about them for longer then 40 seconds.
Kyla: it was 39

Me (To my mom) I swear I have an ipod inside my head. I can hear songs being played by the singers, not in my voice

Me: Camp Rock Camp Rock Camp Rock
Jessie: I can't wait for Camp Rock
Sean (Jessie's older brother) I can't either! You'll be going away for a long time
Jessie: It's a movie
Sean: I knew that
Me: Sure you did.

Dad: Emma, can I have a pen
Me: (HANDS DAD GIANT PEN)
Dad: that's not a pen it's a torepedo

Me: Kevin Jonas is hot
Amy: He's the blonde one, right?
Me: UGHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Storms off to find a poster of Kevin)
Amy: (to my mom) I actually know who he is, I just like pissing her off

Michael: Correy. catch (throws bag of gummy bears at Correy, who's standing behind me)
Me: OW!

Michael: So... (jumps on stage and slides into bleachers.) I almost died!

Steven: HIIII!
Me: uh. hi. (walks over to Robert) Robert, your brothers scare me)
Robert: Don't worry, they scare me too

Robert: Oh, Marshmellow (takes a bite) eeew, what is this
Me: It's a cornmeal puff for the ants.
Robert: ewwww!(sticks tongue out) it won't get off my tongue

Robert: My brother won't call me
Me: How many brothers do you have?
Robert: 5. and a sister
Me: that's alot
Robert: You have seven
Me: Screw you

Me: (plays chord. sounds awful) THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME
Sean: Who?
Me: The guitar people!
Sean: oooookaaaaay

Sean: Hey Peter!
Jeffrey (Jessie's other older brother): That's Stephanie!
Me: My names Emily, nice to meet you

Sean: Okay, lets get to businsess, have you practiced?
Me: Sean, the lesson ended three hours ago, and I haven't been in a room with guitars since then. Jessie and I haven't left her room for the last three hours. We had to see the Camp Rock preview first

Emily: But I don't have sexy shorts!

me (watching a youtube video) That's Nick? it sounds like a girl!
Jessica: that's Nick!
Alice: That's from it's about time
Me: How did his voice change so much?
Jessica: It's called Puberty
Me: It's called crazy. it's crazy!
Alice: We've established that you are.

Me( to a vidoe camera) Brittany is obseesed with Lord of the rings
Brittany: I am not
MeL You are to
Brittany: I don't have 23 three posters of Aragorn on my wall. And you have 23 of just Joe Jonas! not to mention 13 of Kevin and 6 of Nick. And then 25 of all of them. And I'm obsessed with Lord of the rings

Chloe: You know what I like to do? (falls over for the third time in 30 seconds)
Me: Fall? We should call you Joe.
Brittany: Why?"
Me: Because she's always falling, like Joe Jonas

(Chloe walks into my room, points at Nick poster)
Chloe: It's Roddy!
Brittany:Poor Poor Roddy, flushed down his own potty
Me: Do I even want to know?
Chloe: and packrat (points at Joe poster) and Boots! (Points at Kevin poster)
Me: Why do I hang out with you two again?
Brittany: Because you're our cousin and Chloe has no other friends?
Chloe: Cause I'm cute?
Me: I don't understand 7 year olds.

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RANDOM MUSINGS

chocolate is good. god is good. is god made of chocolate

Me and three venti mocha mint chip frappachino's at midnight while reading starsnuffers stories aren't good.

I need to be put in a padded room so I stop hurting myself.

Insanity is fun. Weirdness is good. so is an asylum an amusement park?

I am so not touching chocolate ice cream. It looks like poo!

Haha, sex. oh, grow up already.

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IMPORTANT!
Kevin Jonas is not ugly. Kevin Jonas is not gay. He is not a freak, or anything else. He's hot and probably one of the nicest boys you'll ever know of. I dont know him but from what Ive heard and seen, he is sooooo sweet. He is an awesome guitar player and knows more about guitars than anyone I know. He has SOOOOOO much talent and I HATE people who say he doesnt.

Kevin is a Jonas. Hes part of the band as much as Joe and Nick and does his part the best. If you like Nick or Joe, but hate Kevin, then let me put this nicely for you. Fuck off. Kevin never did anything wrong. Those girls who hate Kevin but love Joe or Nick, you guys arent real fans. A real fan doesnt differ between Nick or Joe or Kevin. A real fan loves all of them.

And my profile isnt the place for Kevin haters. Sorry, but people who hate Kevin are not my kind of people. Im a very friendly person but when it comes to Kevin and hate, I can be a bitch. So I am saying this with as much kindness I can. Kevin haters, Get Out.

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE