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Joined 09-26-07, id: 1384748, Profile Updated: 10-10-11

Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Merlin, and Sherlock.

I have retired from the wonderful world of fanfiction (that is, the writing aspect. I still read a disturbing amount of fanfiction). The only reason, really, is time. Or, lack of time. I have deleted my "In Progress" stories, and kept my "Complete" stories. Thank you so much for being a humongous part of my writing life. I have really gleaned a lot of knowledge and skills from the forums, story reviews, and other fanfiction authors.

Thanks again!

Glimmerous

P.S. On the rare occasion I can pop out a one-shot, I will publish it on this account. : )

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One Hundred Tiny Missions by SageQuill reviews

Tseng's desire to escape from lunch with Palmer leads to a humorous series of missions for his fellow Turks. New mission posted! Tseng brought his palm to his forehead in mind-boggling defeat at what he was witnessing. "Can we please stop waving Reeve's stolen banana around? It's only Monday."

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 207,763 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Shuriken/Cissnei

Flux by Violet's Veil reviews

Elena and Rufus ShinRa begin an ill-advised relationship. Soon, the world begins to fall apart around them as things fall apart between them. Can Elena handle a relationship with the man who they say has never cried or bled? And what about everything else?

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 372,455 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete

Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews

A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.

Nothing Ventured by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews

Ten years later, Jack Sparrow returns with a startling proposition for Elizabeth and Will. Can they trust him? Will they? Most importantly, will it work? Warning: Spoilers

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete

Just Old Light by Expecting Rain reviews

About to marry Ted, Andromeda thinks about what she's lost.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete

Harry Potter and the Unexpected Plot Twist III by HarmoniousPie reviews

In which names CAN hurt you. Crack!fic. Voldie mocking.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete

An Adventure to be Determined by VAM-Ninja reviews

The fellowship has a few more members... Get ready to rumble! Action! Humor! and Romance? Why are there so many doors in Elrond's house? Why can Elrond never finish a meal? All of this and more! ReadxReview please Legolas x OC; Pippin x OC; Frodo x OC

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete

Phantom of the Opera Explainatory Ending by FluffyFluff reviews

What is the real reason that the phantom decided to let Christine and Raoul go? Some will say true love, but I have a way funnier theory... and it involves Raoul in a dress!

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete

Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews

The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete

Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews

[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete

A New Torture by santeria reviews

Humorous threeshot. The Company makes breakfast and learns that not all torments are inflicted by Orcs, robbers learn that it is a bad idea to attack the Fellowship, and Faramir learns that soup can be dangerous.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete

The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews

LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete

The Morning After by fireamber reviews

It is the morning after Sarah defeats Jareth. What happened the night before?

Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jareth - Complete

Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews

Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete

The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews

LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete

Aragorn's Secret by lolly pop3 reviews

The real reason the future King of Gondor manages to stay looking so good at the tender age of eighty-seven! Humorous vignette.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Aragorn - Complete

I'm Always In Love by LisaLovesCurry reviews

Here's a story about how Carlisle and Esme met and fell in love-summer's the perfect time for fluff...

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,153 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete

Ships That Pass In the Night by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews

You think you've got troubles? Two strangers meet in a little tavern on the island of Tortuga and swap stories.

Crossover - Silmarillion & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Will T. - Complete

Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick by Araloth the Random reviews

*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] Whilst wandering through Ithilien Legolas has the misfortune to meet a Sue in denial who thinks she can speak Shakespearean English.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete

This is Not Titanic by nashie-chan reviews

After the...er...unexpected results of High School Musical, the cast of Kingdom Hearts is back to shoot the biggest movie of all time. The bad news: pretty much everything. The good news: technically, it's already a disaster movie...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,370 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007

If Zombies Attacked by FallenMystery reviews

Exactly what it sounds like. We've all wondered, what Harry, Dumbledore, Edward, James, Draco, Voldemort, Russel Crowe, etc, would do If Zombies Attacked. Well, now we know. Oneshot

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete

The 'Reno' Diet by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews

Anyone ever wondered why Reno ate so much junk food? Or whether he could survive without it? Maybe for once in his life, he'll have to swallow his pride and admit that he's wrong.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete

Simple Measures by Invader-Hime reviews

One Shot. Rufus is suffering from Geostigma and receives some unexpected comfort. RufusXElena

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete

Kingdom Hearts, Only Not by Pinkkrice reviews

A somewhat lulzy parody that I'll never ever get around to finishing ever, sorry.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007

KH Survivor Malaguapu Island by Opalynne reviews

What would happen if you forced the characters from KH to compete against each other for 1 million dollars? Chaos and randomness! Read at your own risk...you might fry your brain...And beware of falling objects. They do seem to be everywhere.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,472 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete

Not Quite A Fairy Tale But Pretty Darn Close by nashie-chan reviews

A magical tale of chivalry, castles, and pixie dust, in which Sora searches for the Yaoi Grail, Kairi has a feminist revolt, Demyx knows pointless pop trivia, and Axel ends up rescuing the wrong princess...er, prince. Happily ever after? Yeah right.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,492 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete

The Random Life of Reno by Mischievious Moogle reviews

Just some random stories about [almost] everyone's favorite Turk, Reno!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006

This is Not High School Musical by nashie-chan reviews

Disney has decided to go uberpromotional with their hit tween movie and their hit crossover game. With Sora, Riku, and Kairi otherwise occupied, the only ones left to cast are…the Organization? Oi vay.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,559 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete

Beware! of the Fangirls! by head4heart reviews

This is what happens when my friends and I go and wreak havoc in the world of Final Fantasy. Vincent’s hiding three of us in his cloak, Cloud’s getting random calls on his mobile, Reno’s mysteriously disappeared, Tifa’s being stalked and a fellow ninja’s

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete

Be My Hero by Beeria reviews

For so long, she had never belonged. Then you came along and helped her through. Because you know what its like. And you wanted to be her hero. Cloud x Aerith

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S.

Advent Underwear by Lord Noctis reviews

This is what really happened between Cloud and Sephiroth! R&R Please!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete

Chibified by Laili the Turk reviews

Rufus, Reno and Rude go down to Hojo's lab. Reno's curosity gets them into trouble as the three are now turned into 4 year olds. Elena and Tseng have to parent them until they can find a cure.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006

Sleeping Cetra by Princess of the Knight reviews

Aerith is a princess cursed since childhood until her 16th birthday by the evil Sephiroth. Cloud is a prince torn by duty and his dreams. The two meet and fall in love. Yet, will the curse of tear them apart forever? A classic tale retold. Clorith

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,651 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete

BANANAS! by HarmoniousPie reviews

BxExBanana. JacobxOC. Bella and Edward have gotten married and Bella’s been turned. Suddenly the unthinkable happens. . . . . Edward is changed from a vampire to a Banana! See what happens. My fic for yayme2012's challenge

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete

Complications of Affection by Vampyric Ninja reviews

Yuffie still remembers Vincent Valentine, the crimson cloaked gunslinger who journeyed with them before the heartless arrived. He's back, and Yuffie is ecstatic. Leon isn't. ---VincentYuffieSquall, minor AerithCloudTifa---

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Yuffie K., Leon/Squall L.

The Not So Starcrossed Couple by See No Dum-Dums reviews

Related to Beyond Happily Ever After. What if Aeris doesn't die but instead gets married? The possibilities! Honeymoons? Real estates? Wardrobe talks? Shopping sprees? Kids? [Series of loosely connected babbles. Cloris] I'M BAAACK! to haunt naughty kids

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S.

Kingdom Idol! by Riakui reviews

Just a little parody of one of the shows that I actualy don't like to watch... Still, I promise you that there is some humor here! Please R and R!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete

Oh! Where is my hairbrush? by Mystik Genie reviews

Oh where is my hairbrush? pure crack. Rude looks for his hairbrush [in song] only to find that Reno has given it away. 'Hairbrush' song from Silly Songs with Larry

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete

Beyond Happily Ever After by See No Dum-Dums reviews

STILL ONESHOT. What if Aeris survived and actually got a happily ever after with Cloud? What lies beyond? Migraine? Stupid customers? Firecasting kids? Bickerings? Old age? What? [Cloris oneshot] ...sorry, I still subscribe to AeriS. heheheh...

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete

Cherished by Beeria reviews

What do you cherish most? Sephiroth didnt expect to see the image at all...let alone three times...[Cloud x Aerith In AC]

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete

Glaciated Precipitation by n00b-masta2112 reviews

"She slid between him and his cloak, shivering." It's cold... Yuffentine.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete

You've Got Voicemail by Serexion reviews

Once upon a time, there was a “club” of sorts. This club called themselves the Organization XIII. And they wanted cell phones. Told in voicemail messages.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete

The XIII Order by Serexion reviews

A collection of oneshots and drabbles, centraling around the Organization XIII. New ideas welcome, drop a review. UP: Sora and Tax Forms.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006

Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews

Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete

Sandwiches by LiteralBlue reviews

Also known as 101 ways to get rid of a seagull. A few past secrets are revealed as the SHM eat sandwiches, and are chased by a bird! Pure randomness. CHAPTER SIX UP AT LAST!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Kadaj, Loz

Ah, that Christmas Spirit by Kit Thespian reviews

What happens when Kit Thespian, notorious for musical craziness, decides to put together a FF7 Caroling Choir? Carol Parodies and Insane Pairings and Love Triangles ensue. What WAS I thinking...?

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sephiroth, Yuffie K. - Complete

Driver's Ed by Luv-Angel-Music reviews

Reno teaches Yuffie how to drive. Of course nothing is going to go right when AVALANCHE and The Turks pull loads of pranks on them. Roadkill and motion sickness apply. [Reffie][Completed] R&R?

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete

26 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader by Swyn Song reviews

A wierd thing I came up with when I was bored in History. Oneshot. Please R and R.

Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Darth Vader

Behind the Sketchpad by Tankoubon reviews

Namine: Kairi’s Nobody. She’s always been known to be serene and friendly. But what happens when you get on her bad side? Yeah, she actually has that side. [[ONESHOT!]]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Naminé - Complete

Little Sephiroth by Mischievious Moogle reviews

Sephiroth and Zack have been assigned to assist Hojo in his lab. When Hojo leaves to run an errand, Zack gets a little curious and accidentally gives Sephiroth the mind of a five year old boy! Will Zack be able to fix Sephiroth before Hojo returns?

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete

The Driving Lessons of Yuffie Kisaragi by FiercesomestDragon reviews

Yuffie embarks on the difficult journey of learning how to drive. Yuffie in a car... ooh, scary thought!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Yuffie K. - Complete

The VINCENT Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews

Thank you for purchasing a VINCENT. Please read the enclosed manual to make sure you get the most out of your angsty bishounen. Give me more reviews, dammit.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Vincent V. - Complete

Popular by Kit Thespian reviews

Parody Songfic, Popular from the musical Wicked. Sephiroth from FF7 decides to help Kefka from FF6 with his skills as a popular villain. Kefka couldn't be more horrified, and Sephiroth couldn't be more clueless.

Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete

Run, Aerith, Run! by Alixen reviews

What do you get with a Stalker Sephiroth, a Living Aerith and Cloud who is late for a delivery? CHAOS! OneSided AeriSeph, Implied Clorith Please R & R!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete

The SEPHIROTH Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews

Thank you for purchasing a SEPHIROTH. Please read the enclosed manual to avoid any mishaps and malfunctions while 'playing' with Jenova's favorite son.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete

The CLOUD Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews

Thank you for purchasing a CLOUD. Please read this guide to avoid any mishaps. Though with a CLOUD, you can never tell...

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete

Eternal Battle by Alixen reviews

Cloud and Sephiroth pretty much seem to be destined to fight forever, Eternal Rivals if you will, this is just something that came to me when chatting on a forum Short Story

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth

Assumptions by Silver-hair Angel reviews

While Kairi and Sora are eating, Sora asks her something... Could it be what Kairi's thinking? Rated PG for mild swearing. One shot.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete

The Purloined Hair Materia by TrueGriever reviews

Someone has stolen Rufus' precious hair materia! Elena solicits a private eye (Reno) to help nab the perpetrator... insane and hilarious antics follow. Who will be the next suspect... who is the guilty one? Read and find out!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 1/5/2001

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I'm a Kissogram! reviews

Based on the "Doctor Who" episode "The Eleventh Hour". John meets a policeman at a crime scene, only to find out that he's a kissogram.

Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete

A Typical First Date reviews

Morgana is forced to dine with a narcissistic noble, and sees no way out. Merlin, however, provides an odd and yet amusing alternative. The alternative being, of course, Merlin disguised as Morgana. Awkwardness, hilarity, and dinner fires ensue.

Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete

Even In Death reviews

Being in the afterlife does not change Snape and James's opinion of each other.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Severus S., James P. - Complete

The Drinking Game reviews

Gimli chuckled to himself. That skinny Elven princeling with his pretty embroidered shirt didn't stand a chance. A novelization of the scene from the movie itself

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete

Fangirls and a Crazy Motorcycle! reviews

While delivering packages, Cloud Strife is attacked by rabid fangirls. Will his friends save him in time, or is he doomed to be the fangirls, "Smexi Bishi"?

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete

Happy Valentine's Day! reviews

This is a collection of short, sweet, and sappy Valentine's Day stories. Pairings include RufusxElena, TifaxVincent, RenoxYuffie, etc. Enjoy!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete

President Rufus! Fangirls Are Infiltrating ShinRa! reviews

On a supposedly peaceful Friday, rapid fangirls find their way into Shin-Ra. The Turks try to hold them back, but the girls are in search for the objects of their affections...and NOTHING will stop them.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete

Organization XIII Runs Errands reviews

What do ninja grandmas, running over mailmen, checking Kingdom Hearts manga books, and singing in Japanese have to do with Organization XIII? Um, running errands? Dun dun dun...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete