Anyways, I hope you all enjoy anything I decide to write (the quantity depends on how much free time I have, or how boring my classes are. :P)

Books I have read (and are worth mentioning):
ALL Dragonlance books that I have been able to get my hands on.
The Dragon Quartet
Harry Potter books 1-7
Boy's Life
My Sister's Keeper
Map of Bones
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Warrior
Nightlife
The Last Oracle
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Feed
The list is ever growing. Trust me.

"Nothing is permanent in this world, not even out troubles." -Charles Chapman
"Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end." -Proverb
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." -Jerry Seinfeld
"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday." -Anonymous
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Frieda Norris
"You step out into the road, and if you don't keep your feet; there's no telling where you'll be swept off too." -Bilbo Baggins
"...There's still some good in this world...and it's worth fighting for." -Samwise Gamgee
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." -Ralph Emerson
"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." -Carl W. Buechner
"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more." -Erica Jong
"And, as with all retold tales that are in people's hearts, there are only good and bad things and black and white things and good and evil things and no in-between anywhere." -John Steinbeck
"You ain't a man 'till you pull a tooth out with a pair of pliers." -Phil Harris
"Look Raist, bunnies." -Caramon Majere
"Fashion and death are twins that have the same goal: to render everything obselete." -Giacomo Leopardi
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein (not sure if he really said this though)
"Two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the Universe." -Albert Einstein (not sure if he really said this though)
"I am not a hamster, and life is not a wheel." -Anonymous (some commercial)
"Normal is nothing to aspire to, it's something to get away from." -Jodie Foster
"Fragment, consider revising: The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word. No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence" (/define.php?term=fragment+consider+revising).
"Men at some time are masters of their fates./ The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,/ But in ourselves, that we are underlings."(Iii 146-148)
"Ford... I think I'm a sofa..." -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the movie)
"'Well,' said the Captain, picking his way through the words carefully. 'I think as far as I can remember we were programmed to crash on it.' 'Crash?' shouted Ford and Arthur. 'Er, yes,' said the Captain, 'yes, it's all part of the plan, I think. There was a terribly good reason for it which I can't quite remember at the moment. It was something to do with . . . er . . .' Ford exploded. 'You're a load of useless bloody loonies!' he shouted. 'Ah yes, that was it,' beamed the Captain, 'that was the reason.'" -The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (272)
"There is an art, it The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss...All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt. That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground." (364)
"Yes. I raped a math book. Now you know my shame... IT SAID...18!!" - Jason

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(Hehe, sin curves.)

I copied this from SoundzofSilence, who copied this from Evil-psychotic-monkey-MUAHA, who copied this from DancingDragonBlaze, who copied this from someone else, because I thought it was totally awesome. I got rid of the caps though, because they were really bothering me.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For smuggling drugs."
7. Finish all your sentences with, "in accordance with The Prophecy."
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify that your 'Drive-Thru' order is 'to go.'
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital. Ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

(Number 8 really bothers me.) (Love numbers 4, 7, and 12. :P)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The following were copied from SounzofSilence's profile ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Randomness is the base of conversation."
"For what is a house but a cage by which parents anchor and chain their children to?"
"I'm not hyper...really."
"Of course I'm mature =P"
"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."
"Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there."
"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that."
"Bite me. On second thought, don't."
"As happy as a turtle on a conveyor belt."
"One day, as you lay in your bed and look up at the stars; you wonder...Where the hell is my roof?!"
"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you would kill many people."

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or visa versa, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique; than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are tired of copying things into your profile, grit your teeth and copy this into your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you still have to think 'righty-tighty, lefty loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you have to make an 'L' and a backwards 'L' with your hands to differentiate your left from your right, copy this into your profile. (and they gave me a driver's license!)

For people that hate stereotypes:(I erased the ones I wasn't to shorten the list.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Big groups depend on the mood)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw anime so I MUST be a freak. (Not often)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I don't like my PARENTS, therefore I must be UNGRATEFUL.

http:///welcome.php -- It's true! Welcome to the internet.

I was born on the day of Roxas + Larxene

In the month of Xemnas (wish it was Saix)

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xigbar

And I am Roxas + Xaldin years old. You could also say that I am Zexion + Luxord years old.

My favorite number is Saix.(wish I could say Zexion right now. :P)

But my lucky number is Saix. (Or Xaldin)

If you get it, put your own in your profile.

BE A KID AGAIN...

(Things I still do are in bold)

Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces
Sing into your hairbrush
Grow a milk mustache
Smile back at the man in the moon
Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away
Dunk your cookies
Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running
Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along
Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach
Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself
Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks
Change into some play clothes (pajamas officially count)
Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich
Have a staring contest with your cat
Eat ice cream for breakfast
Kiss a frog just in case
Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"
Blow the wrapper off a straw
Refuse to eat crusts
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
Watch TV in your pajamas
Ask "Why?" a lot
Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches
Believe in fairy tales
Have someone read you a story
Eat dessert first
Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don't match
Sneak some frosting off a cake
Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument"
Do a cartwheel
Get someone to buy you something you don't really need (Does Christmas ring a bell to anyone?)
Hide your vegetables under your napkin
Stay up past your bedtime
Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess
Wear red gym shoes
Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake
Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in your lap
Put way too much sugar on your cereal
Play a song you like really loud, over and over
Find some pretty stones and save them
Let the string all the way out on your kite
Walk barefoot in wet grass
Giggle at nude statues in a museum
Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner
Count the colors in a rainbow
Fuss a little, then take a nap
Take a running jump over a big puddle
Eat dinner at the coffee table
Giggle a lot for no real reason
Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like"
Stir ice-cream flavors together
Do thattap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their- opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing
Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar (Forget you've heard of calories!)
Wear a ball cap backwards
Go to the zoo
Say "duh" when stuff is obvious
Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise
Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people
Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup
Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see you first" or "thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard
Whistle the theme from your favorite TV show all day
Help your salt-and-pepper shakers talk to each other in high, squeaky voices
Remember to say your prayers
Squish some mud between your toes
Stay up late watching scary movies
Buy yourself a helium balloon
Ride a roller coaster two times in a row
Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone wearing low-slung pants
Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar
When your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it out and get a new piece (Doesn't everyone do this, regardless?)
Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk
Wave to the engineer
Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs
Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on (Hoses and rain officially count as long as you enjoy it)
Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich before you eat the sandwich part
Look down as you walk and hope to find money
Catch lightning bugs in a jar and make a lantern
Practice whistling through your teeth
Eat cereal any ol' time of the day you feel like it
Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart
Wear a bubble gum machine ring
Watch a lot of TV and don't feel guilty about it
Skip a stone across a pond
Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something
Eat just the chocolate stripe out of your Neapolitan ice cream
Ask to be excused
Chew bubble gum
Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on (Soda cans officially count)
Start thinking now about what you want for your next birthday
Sing to yourself all day
Talk to your invisible friend
Play with your younger siblings toys
Stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one...
Draw a gang of "stick-figure" persons, and call it your family!!
Color in your favorite coloring book with your really cool box of 144 crayons with the neato crayon sharpener (I wuv my box of crayons...)
Finger-paint and make a really big mess
Buy pajamas with feet
Get the giggles and laugh until it hurts
Ask someone if they like "see-food"
Stick your tongue out and sing "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah" to those jerks (You know who you are.)
Get up early just to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
Eat food with your fingers.
Find some Matchbox cars and have a race -- you push both cars
Try to style Barbie's hair some way that actually looks nice
Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of "cooties"
Scream at cars passing by on the street, asking if they watch "The Elephant Show"
Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you
Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they did in Dukes of Hazzard
Play dress up complete with costume jewelry, shoes that don't fit, and an enormous hat that looks ridiculous; then go to lunch like that.
Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow (Gotta try this.)

I might take a while to update! Please bare with me!