Some fun quotes, just because I've meant to put something here for awhile.

Sinclair: "Sleep well?"
Ivonova: "Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up...that is a problem. I've always had hard time getting up when it's dark outside."
Sinclair: "But in space it's always dark."
Ivonova: "I know. I know."
--Babylon 5

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining.
--unknown

Chiana: "Distress call. Directed at us?"
John Crichton: "How stupid is that?"
--Farscape

Tony: "What is the point of having a door that has a horrible death behind it? What does that achieve?!"
--The 10th Kingdom

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright

Computer: "Specify attack pattern."
Doctor: "Attack pattern ... Alpha?"
Computer: "Specify target."
Doctor and EMH Mark II: "ROMULANS!!"
--Voyager

General Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people’s affairs."
O´Neill: "Since when, sir?"
--Stargate

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
--Russel Baker

Spike: "A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to!"
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
--Buffy

Who's General Failure, and why's he reading my disk?
--unknown

Illyria: "Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence."
--Angel

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
--Collis P. Huntington

Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
--unknown

Humans say that the Road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Why? Do they think there is a shortage of bad ones?
--Andromeda

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasters and economists?
--unknown

Lister: "Why do we never meet anyone nice?"
Cat: "Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
--Red Dwarf

Dean: “Croatoan?”
Sam: “Yeah. Roanoke. Lost colony, ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?”
Dean: “Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...”
Sam: “That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock!”
--Supernatural

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
--Douglas Adams

Kaylee: "Well, we're headed for help... right?"
Zoe: "Captain will come up with a plan."
Kaylee: "That's good. Right?"
Zoe: "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans."
--Firefly

The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.
--The Atlanta Journal