Warning! If you are reading this, then obviously you have come in search of the horror that is me. As this is a warning, I must assure you that all my stories, no matter what genre, always seem to have some form of angst, tramua, havoc, disaster, emotionally or physically abuse and last but not least, extremely bad grammar. Yes, that does mean my stories either end sad, or have a sad element in them. So if this is not the kind of story you are interested in, then feel free to press either Alt F4, or the little back button at the top of your screen.

If you've managed to get this far then I applaud you dearly. This means you are ready to embark on the world that is angst, though, I have actually done a humour fanfiction on the odd occasion. To prove this, read "There's No Place Like Home," which is a Torchwood parody of The Wizard of Oz. Believe me, if you like parody's, not to mention character bashing, then you'll love it. Even I couldn't help laughing hysterically when I wrote it with my co-writer and aunty, blucougar57, of whom I blame all my angst abilities and pressure on. Naturally.

Now, If you remember above, I pointed out that I have grammar that should be shot, put down, strangled after being put in a blender and stomped on a few times. This is true in some ways, but usually I'm bad at picking up my own mistakes, and no longer can go through the whole "Beta-reader" buisness, as the last few Beta's I've had take forever to go over a mere thousand words. (This being over two monthes now.)

Fanfiction is, and always will be my life, as I have none to spare. And if I did, it would be dedicated to some other fanfiction related activity.

Recently I've discovered my love for the BBC Tv series, Merlin. As all Merlin fans, or most of them anyway, I am a proud slash follower of the show, including many others such as:

Jack/Ianto (Janto) Torchwood What else can I say? They're just a match made in Cardiff. Important! Ianto did not die, he is simply on vacation.

Merlin/Arthur (Merther) Merlin Because there is so much chemisty between the actors, which makes the pairing even hotter.

McKay/Sheppard (McShep) Stargate: Atlantis I don't know why I like this pairing, I just do.

There's bound to be others, but for the life of me at this current point of time, I cannot think of what they are. But anyway, moving on... At this current moment of time I am writing a Modern AU, Merlin oriantated, although I'm not quite sure wheather or not I wan't to continue it or not. But we'll see I guess.

I am 15 years old, (Yes, fifteen, as in I'm stuck at High School, and next year will be in year 11, otherwise known to some as purgatory.) which means I'm considerabley young when it comes to writing. Usually my "friends" say It's a waiste of my time writing as it gets you nowhere in life, but the way I see it, writing does get you somewhere as it helps you develop skills you need when you're older. I also using writing as a stress relief... which usually explains all that damn angst I was telling you about earlier. I'm also a guy, and yes, I am bisexual.

Anyway, that's all I can currently think of to put down for my fun-filled profile right now, but I'll get around to adding more when I can. (And seeing that it took me over a year to actually fix up my last profile, who knows when that may be...)

Adios!