Hello, and welcome to my little dot in cyberspace

Name: RiRy' (that's Mrs. to you)

Age: Probably older than you

I am a bona fide Naruto addict. A perfectionist, I work with a dictionary on my lap and a college grammar book at my feet. I edit and revise constantly.

So...here is my hypothesis - Naruto (huggles) Don't worry baby, you'll get your staring roll back soon. Hinata is adorable. Gai & Lee are laugh-out loud/slap your knee hilarious. Shikamaru is smarter than you & me (combined). New equation! Red looks good on Sakura. Sakura looks great on Gaara. Enough Said!

Pairings: A solid Gaara+Sakura fan. I don't really care how Kishimoto ends the manga. I don't write Yaoi or Yuri, but I do have a teeny weakness for certain authors -yes, you moonshinemustardseed. Will never bash others for their favorites or pairings. Because, really, anything well written is plausible.

Need a good Gaar/Saku fix, then check out Lethal Empathy on Livejournal.

Standard Disclaimer for all my entries: The characters and franchise that is Naruto does not belong to me but Masashi Kishimoto. Just a humble fan showing their appreciation in the only way I know how. All art and stories might contain mature content and will be properly marked as such. Those characters will be of a consenting adult age, at least 18. No angry moral-rights figures or parents.

UPDATE: TRUMP THE NUMBERS!! Today is..what day is it? The 26th (NO! you twit) Sorry, it's Sunday, 27 January, uploaded my first smut fic (cue the smex) on a Sunday no less. What a Perv'

NOTE: Current happens in Naruto just support my diagnosis. The whole Uchiha Clan is cracked! I mean 'Hills Have Eyes' mutant fleshing eating, eye gouging, 'Wrong-Turn' inspired psychosis. And I love it! Kishimoto, Sir. Please, share w/us what you're smoking.

7 January, posted 2nd chapter of Persuasion. I'm so anal retentive. I held on to it to edit, revise, reread, complain, and mope until my conscious bitch-slapped me into submission.

P.S. I must give a 7 gun salute and a 'Tally-Ho' to Jiraiya; if you keep current on the Narutoverse you'll know what I mean.

2 January 2008, Happy New Year! - began a drabble collection to carry me thru the year. Pure insanity, crack, comedy, parody, romance, AU, horror, various points of view. Lots of ideas.