"Ever since you said it happened when you were five I couldn't get this image out of my head," Sirius says very solemnly – then, he makes exasperated hand-movements that Remus follows from the corner of his eye, "Baby moon stroll man turns into an over-excited puppy but there's no fur, just a lot more of your auburn fluff hair. I had a dream, it was awesome."

Having Malfoy on his side of the wizarding world would surely be hilarious. It would be proven that although 'hilarious' wasn't the exact word, it would definitely be some sort of entertaining. The Malfoys come over for dinner and Ron finds himself unable to look away from the boy that has been tormenting nothing but his dreams lately.

Draco's parents die and he has to live with Sirius. He doesn't mind,but the fact that there's a certain redheaded family running around there most of the time, makes it a bit harder on him. Definitely when Ron's hair demands his attention the entire time.

Draco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.

Remus has a whole different side to him that no one’s ever seen — Hogwarts purifies his soul in more ways than one, but when the Blacks decide to spend their holidays in Paris, Remus’ hopes of keeping his secret get shattered. Maybe it’s for the best?

Sirius gives Harry a locket that once belonged to his father, which he used to store all his most precious moments, in order to be able to tell a love story, without having to -tell- the story. But than why does every memory have Lucius Malfoy in it? JPLM

There are some borders we've built, that do not limit themselves to our mind, but have materialized and have taken over not just the soul but the body. When they meet again, it is Sirius' responsibility to break those down, without breaking himself.

There is something painfully honest about 'I love you's that have never been uttered, and each touch may be a confession all by itself, but then you think of how he never seems to smile around you, and perhaps this sort of love is just as insincere.

Sometimes when hope wears thin, all you have to do is relax, sit back and stop trying. Because baby, practice makes perfect, and we've got warm sheets and all the time we want to train. Sometimes love should just be good enough. Mpreg?

Draco knows they got over it. It's just that Malfoys lie and he lies to himself too, sometimes, so it's hard to see what's real and what's not, and even if he pretends it doesn't hurt, he cannot help but wonder if it was ever even over to begin with.

Being wanted by a Malfoy is not as easy as it may seem, and Ron isn't always sure that it's love, but love is what they're fighting for, so all he can do is hang on and hope they'll get there.

There is a possibility that Sirius has always hidden the his deepest desire —perhaps he's been pretending all these years— but it is no matter, because what Sirius wants, Sirius gets. If he had known that walking into a bookstore would end up like this…

"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.

It's not really fair that DiNozzo needs Gibbs for the smallest tasks – considering he was the one that carried their baby for nine damn months! – but when he's right there next to him, it doesn't really matter any more.

Remus is not into Quidditch at all, but when you have a secret boyfriend that plays, there’s not much to do but watch and pray to Merlin you won’t have to see him crash. And when he does, there’s nothing left to do but kiss the booboos.

He is the one thing you cannot get enough of. He is special and perfect and breathtakingly beautiful. Yet you fear you've made it trite and unconventional, not-perfect for him. But you will fight for it, like the golden and red on your robes urge you to.

There's one thing that doesn't fit the carefully constructed puzzle. One small detail that crumbles years of keeping it a secret, precious like gold, hiding behind their masks for fear of being burned. And Harry knows that the answer lies with the books.

Over the years, Draco Malfoy has found that chess isn’t nearly as interesting as he first made it out to be. Now, he has to reconsider, for he’s found that chess can be most interesting – if played with the right person.

Two people in need for help, just might as well help each other. Remus and Sirius find out how that works. Because when you feel messed up, it seems too hard to give aide to others. But helping out the ones they love, just migh turn out to help them too.

Not only does Lucius' voice spur him on, guide the way, make him feel safe, let him hide deeper and deeper - not only are his words the most beautiful ever spoken during lovemaking - no, once, he also sang under the shower. No showersex but a first time.

Meet the white button-down shirt. It's done a lot in its life, going wherever Sirius and Remus go. You'll love it-because if there's been a moment involving Sirius and Remus and halfnakedness, the shirt was there. And it's more than willing to share. SR.

Having sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?

Is there such a thing as comparing a majestic blonde to a mutilating corpse? Is it wrong to want him, is it wrong to ask for something in return? This is not a feeling that he wants to fight, and he's never been right – but he wants to be. Griffith/Guts

He doesn't believe Michael loves him - he's a friend, the end - and he knows that one day he'll get his chance. One day, he'll be the one that stops Brian Kinney from jumping. And it will be a glorious day.

They hold hands and Naruto thinks he's the first to notice. No one is sure how it happened - though they know it's better than a never-ending verbal fight - but somehow Iruka and Kakashi began making love and Team 7 doesn't understand but it's delicious.

When Lucius is accused of stealing a dead man's property, Harry finds out his parents' love for each other isn't as perfect as he thought. 'Home' gets a whole different meaning when James' home turns out to be none other than Lucius Malfoy.

Materialistic, that seems to be the way to go when it comes to confessions of love. Aren't they supposed to be simple, and easy and natural? Then why are they so damn hard? Eight-year-old Sasuke finds out what it really means to be loved. Pure fluff.

If 'I love you' is never said out loud, is it still true? If 'I like it' is never admitted, is it less real? If 'I miss you' is a never-stated fact, does that make it lie? Words should mean nothing to you - because he loves you all the more. KakaIru

He thinks of all the promises they made when they were younger, and suddenly he can't even remember why he broke them in the first place - forgiving is hard, forgetting harder. But for Sirius, he'd do it. Now it's time for him to return the favour.

People are always destined to make him into something he's not - you're not - picture perfect. It are meaningless questions which make you come back for more – and now just this; When will he get sick of this play? When will he move on to the next?

It’s never been ideal like everyone puts it. Remus does not believe in Sirius’ devil-handsomeness, and Sirius doesn’t love him for his bookworm-look. They’re not in love. And even if that’s a lie, it’s all that ever had - can have. None-explicit sex.

In a universe where a set of ears and a tail indicate your innocence, where your absolute and total being-a-virgin is fueled only by little catlike purrs you make, James Potter wakes up having to face the great hall without his ears and tail- oh my. JPLM

Remus is a danzel in distress and his knight in shinning armor happends to ride a motorcycle. So when Sirius saves him, and makes him stay at the manor, what on earth will happen? Will they ever be more then just friends? R/S, bit Reg/Sev. R&R please.

Regulus runs around school wearing a skirt for a day—and although someone did dare him to, he has ulterior motives. He has the faint idea that maybe silk makes Severus tick and he'll just have to use that knowledge to get what he wants from the older boy.

James has approximately one year left to spend with his lover. During the Christmas holidays he visits said lover, to find him incapable of speech. What to do when your voice fails? Use post-its of course. Perfect to drive a lover crazy with lust for you.

Wherein Regulus' gender is discussed. Because he flirts with the birds and laughs with the dudes-but gossips behind their backs and giggles along. 'He's a girl. But he's a boy, really, he is. But no matter, the thing is, Severus'll always love him.' SSRB

There's just one or two things that you can't tell your son--or you can, but James just choses not to. That won't stop him from frolicking in Potions labs with his secret lover though. Boy, will Harry be in for a treat! JPLM. Why isn't whinning a genre?

Of blue drinks, an eight months difference, and Sirius’ lost underwear: If there's one thing Remus hates more than anything, it's Sirius when he's being a bastard. What else to do but use a blue drink as revenge, and make him lose those boxers, fast.

Friedrich breaks down and Albrecht doesn't know how to tell him - the world is so messed up and it's bloody scary to be there in that moment - that at least they're in that moment together and it doesn't matter because for him, Friedrich is right.

A conversation between L and Light in the bathtub doesn’t have the results they’d hoped for—because it’s easy to say when you don’t know who’s looking, harder to explain when you find out who heard. Watari pours tea and Soichiro fumes.

Draco Malfoy has a super-secret-kink. But he won't be able to keep it a secret long, when one Harry Potter finds him in the library doing quite undecent things with... himself. What ever to do now that he's caught? HornyDraco and WhinyHarry. Humor?

Sirius might be a traitor—Remus knows this, but he also happens to be the man he loves, and he needs to know if he's okay. They might be in two entirely different places, it doesn't matter at all because Sirius is there, caressing his skin with his words.

When a simple footrub offers you the chance to change your relationship forever, to get what you've always wanted -needed- will you take it? Or is it completely okay just to let it slide and ignore the moment that was -never?- there? LLight.

The Marauders start a flaming hot ritual,called ‘King for one night’. Principe: the birthday boy /on 16th b-day/ is granted one wish which will be fulfilled. One condition: their 'wish' needs to be breathing and be able to de-virgin them. Ooh, kinky.SR,JL

Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS

138-words-drabble long AN, don’t ask about Seamus and Dean. And how normal their entire situation is... even if it’s far from normal, really. Seamus pov, mpreg.

Remus is minding his own business, eating an apple. But Sirius and his ambiguous mind need to spoil Remus' happy moment, saying that Remus looks too hot eating an apple. So he makes a proposition: me, you, nakedness, and the apple. Oh, what will Remus do?

Sirius writes letters to James, after his death, because it's important to NOT forget, that James was the perfect best friend. First part is about his first time with Remus and how James didn't judge them. The coupling is RS, but not really main theme.R&R

The distance between them is too small—that’s why L kisses him in the first place. But they’re forever walking the crooked line, and if there was even the faintest possibility of ever crossing it, wouldn’t they know? LLight.

Sirius needs to wake up James for Quidditch practice, but finds something he didn't expect. And then his own lovely boyfriend Remus needs to point out that Sirius made a horrible mistake—not to mention that he was aware, of his unawareness. SB/RL, JP/LM.

Threesome-ish. JamesRemusSirius. Warning: rated M!: It was supposed to be a one-time only thing. And James knows it shouldn't, but the sight of his two best friends completely naked and sweating always leaves him breathless.

Naruto encounters Itachi—two times. But really! He thought it was Sasuke! So he can't be blaimed for purring at the older brother, intruding his shower! Poor Sasuke—his boyfriend is such a dobe.

Mello never hides his true feelings. So when he thinks Matt's hot, he'll tell him goddammit! It's just that Mello's honesty is rubbing off on the redhead--and that's a problem.

Sanji is a flavour Zoro's not supposed to want--or have, for that matter. SanjiZoro, Zoro's POV.

Light appears to be in love with L, but he's supposed to kill him. There's really nothing he can do about it. Honestly, what can you do when the man you have to kill is the one that you want to keep on breathing? LL. T because they're two boys in love.

James and his son are babysitting Remus and Sirius' house, but when two blondes show up, it all turns out wrong. In a deliciously right way. JPLM. Hinted HPDM. R&R.

L accidentally pokes Light whilst he's sleeping. And what for? Attention, of course. Bad summary, I know. Just fluff really. R&R please! LL.

26 Letters, I make 26 words, and then use those in a couple of sentences to reflect on their relationship. It's L&Light all the way ! R&R Please

Peter comes up with a plan to make the Slytherins confess their love for each other, using paint. But unfortunately, Remus gets a taste of their own paint, and it doesn't go well, at all. Sirius doesn't speak anymore after that. Will they manage? R&R.

26 Letters, made into words, and then related to Lucius and James. Fluff, really. Some... crude expresions, but nothing too dirty Ö Oh, shame!

Sirius is fed up with Remus being a believing wizard. How can Remus worship God while Sirius is right in front of him, and always there when he needs him? And it’s not like Remus has a halo either! Sirius'll show him. Oh, he'll show him good...

You're the red-and-golden boy everyone loves but you don't deserve it. Because you weren't even brave enough to stay. And when we meet again - if we meet again - I hope it's to tell me that you've finally found your heart. Because it was mine first.LMJP.

Marauders era. 2nd S/R oneshot, out of my wide collection. winks Review and I'll post an other one! So, Remus is in love and Sirius kisses him. Sounds great... but turns out to be confusing. Yet, they're perfect. Trust me. R&R please. S/R. M. Oneshot.

Title matches the activities, but not the positions Rated M for a reason. RS. R&R please.