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Joined 12-18-07, id: 1448118, Profile Updated: 09-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and General Hospital.

I'm Katie, 23 years old, student, and person who realized that oneshots were their future due to inability to update.

Hobbies include reading and watching TV voraciously, making sweet tea, drinking sweet tea, studying languages, and singing Kenny Rogers's "Lucille" whenever I'm in either a good or bad mood at the top of my lungs. What can I say? It speaks to the human condition. Oh, and I've recently taken to trying to force people to call me the Bobcat. Alas, this mission has not been overly successful so far.

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
with four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times,
but this time the hurtin' won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille

Come on, tell me that song doesn't rock. See, you can't. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read my profile, assuming you did. If not, then good for you. Fight the power. Reading profiles is just the man's way of trying to keep us all down and indoctrinate us; or something less psychotic. You can pick.

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Everyone Thinks I Dodged a Bullet by MonDieu666 reviews
When Hyde and Jackie are the only ones to see a murder, they're placed into witness protection. Living under the same roof is one thing but lines begin to blur when they're forced to pretend to be married and memories from the past begin to resurface.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,187 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [Steven H., Jackie B.] - Complete
She is Something by palaces.out.of.paragraphs reviews
He thinks nothing of her until she is family, something that displeases them both. Follow Tom as he categorizes his history with Mary.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Mary C., T. Branson - Complete
The Best Defense by krakens reviews
The mission is over, the team has some downtime, and Gaby wants to learn to fight.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Gaby T., Illya K.] - Complete
The aftermath by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
In the aftermath of the attack on the SSR Peggy realises that she has nowhere to stay since she cannot go back to The Griffith - Jack Thompson offers her his guest bedroom. 3 part story, now with a one-shot sequel since I caved to peer-pressure. Complete.
Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,746 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - P. Carter, J. Thompson - Complete
Bloodshots by Farie Insignias reviews
A series of unconnecting one-shots and drabbles surrounding everyone's favourite vampire and witch.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,409 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Blame it on the Rain by jenwin23 reviews
After talking to Jaha, Bellamy starts avoiding Clarke in camp and sets off an unforeseen chain of events that force him to rethink what direction he's going in. Set post S01E8, cannon until then. Rating for language, some violence.
100 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,426 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Clarke G., Octavia B., Bellamy B., Miller - Complete
Let the River Run by moonlightandmagnolias85 reviews
Eponine lands a job as an administrative assistant at Enjolras' law firm. While it's not her dream job, she hopes it will at least help her live comfortably while finishing graduate school. She gets more than she bargained for, however, in her stern, but caring boss, and in the friends she makes through him. Written for the tumblr prompt, "Eponine as Enj's secretary."
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,118 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
Lights will guide you home by ferggirl reviews
AU: Felicity and Tommy deal with the aftermath of the earthquake in the Glades. (follow-up fic to The Days That Never Came, but since it's so AU, I made it separate. rated for language.) Will be multi-chapter.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Tommy M., Felicity S./Overwatch
Lessons in Modern Chivalry by yoshi09 reviews
After finishing their Han Solo and Luke Skywalker costumes for an upcoming convention, Troy and Abed look to Annie to complete their perfect set.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Epiphanies by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
Andrew starts to catch on.
Ringer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Andrew M., Bridget K.
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
sewing buttons to bambi, tying strings to a kite by fandrastic reviews
annie edison is never late.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
the storms in july by fandrastic reviews
he makes a show of dialing her number from memory. like it means something. it goes straight to voicemail.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
A Single Breath in Time by IlovetowriteSMP reviews
Drabble and ficlets. Latest story: Kristina visits Johnny when he is in the hospital.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
The What Might Have Been Series by IlovetowriteSMP reviews
Short story series.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 213 - Words: 396,960 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008
Slushie Shots by WheezerSneezer reviews
Mike gestured wildly and vaguely at Puck. “Dude! You think that I would know? I don’t know what goes on in their heads! Girls are crazy, and you picked the craziest one out there!” He paused, before quickly tacking on, “Rachel’s nice, though.”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,483 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Fundamentals of Chemistry by fearlessfan reviews
What's up with Annie lately?" Troy asks. It's been on his mind for a few days now, this something-different-about-Annie, and it seems worth the risk of asking the group as a whole.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Troy B., Annie E. - Complete
The Exception to the Rules by Nova Delphine reviews
Her new role as Watchtower comes with it's own set of rules, but Chloe's always been an exception.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,384 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Don't Know by skauble reviews
She's lost her memory. He's lost his patience. Lex takes advantage of the opportunity that fate hands him, but how will he react to someone who doesn't know enough to hate him? ChloeLex
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,466 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Forced into Love by Hopelessly Pessimistic reviews
As the people in the wizarding world fight for there place in the world, the Ministry comes up with a plan to unite the muggleborns and purebloods. The Marriage of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy and the Minister will do anything to make sure it happen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,717 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Splintered and Broken by A plus reviews
He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reclaiming Family by epAmy reviews
Complete. SS/HG. Marriage Law/Arranged Marriage. After 6 years of marriage, Severus realizes what he'd lose when suitors come calling on Hermione after the law is abolished. How hard will he fight to keep his family? Will he reclaim them, or give them up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,001 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Times Derek Lied by Sister Rose reviews
The truths he doesn't tell.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Zacchara by Ku-chyan reviews
Claudia Zacchara is dead and somebody is going to pay for it. ---Johnny/Sam---
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sam M. - Complete
But She Took Him by Aria Gray reviews
At 34 Harry finally confronts the Dursleys. Ignorant of Harry's past with both the Dursleys and the war, his children witness the unfortunate incident. How will Harry ever explain this? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Zambra by deemn reviews
De oro, de oro, y rojo.
Queen of Swords - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Stavros by BreathlessFaith reviews
My version of who Sam's father really is and how it happened.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Alexis D.
The Devil is in the Details by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Relativity by Temo reviews
Alternate Reality: The first book in the Relativity Saga. Follow Alexis, Lorenzo, Sam and Sage through life in Edwardian England to a new life in Venezeula. Final Chapter up! LoLexis. Please read and review.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 109 - Words: 77,980 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Alexis D., Sam M. - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 311 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Godless by deemn reviews
Sensation vs. perception vs. life really sucks. [MGTA]
Queen of Swords - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make by Nokomiss reviews
or, A Discourse on the Damned. An examination of Azkaban through its prisoners.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Lucius M., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Mustard on French Fries by Saturn Bracelet reviews
Natalie doesn’t see what’s so wrong with mustard on french fries. NatalieMichael friendship and eventual romance.
One Life To Live - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
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Toward Obsession reviews
The Cassadines tend toward obsession. Kristina's musings on her feelings towards Ethan. Sonny/Alexis, Jason/Sam, Nikolas/Emily mentioned. Oneshot.
General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kristina D., Ethan L. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? reviews
Oneshot sequel to Why Not? One Dark Lord down, one to go. Hermione visits Tom Riddle, Jr. the day after his mother dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why Not? reviews
Hermione is stuck in Durmstrang in the year 1897, but is that such a bad thing? Hermione/Grindelwald oneshot. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Safe reviews
The Grey Lady reflects on her relationship with the Bloody Baron. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Bloody Baron, Helena R. - Complete