You must stay drunk while writing so reality cannot destroy you. ~Ray Bradbury

About me:

Age: I don't feel like this is very important but then again, people often like to know. I'm 15.

Location: Another thing that is igsignificant. Australia.

Gender: Female. I honestly think that despite popular belief my gender is far more pervy and horny then males. I'm just saying. 8D

Likes: I like alot of things but I guess the only thing that people would be even remotely interested in would be my fanfictional tastes. SasuNaruSasu. Don't care who's on top, it's hot and heartwrenching. Forever it will be my love.

Dislikes: I will not tolerate and I mean WILL NOT TOLERATE homophobia or yaoi/yuri bashing. Don't like? Don't read. I will acknowlegde and respect the fact that everyone is entilted to their own opinon on the matter but really, sometimes people just say un-respectable and annoying things. Don't come looking for a war, you won't win.

Favourite Anime: Naruto. Big shocker there folks. :)

Quote: If I must, I will kill the very emotions within my heart and become a true shinobi. ~Haku. (Such an amazing character. Such a shame that he was killed of so early, he did not have his time.)

Orientaion: Bismexual. Like it? Love it? C'mon you know you do, you just won't admit it. Hur hur~ :)

Yatta! Paring timeu!! 8D

OTP: SasuNaruSasu. Obviously. As I've explained before, they're hot and their complex relationship is just so entertaining that I can't but help but stare. Car crash complex all over, really.

Yaoi: (In order my dears)

(NARUTO) Kaito X Kyuubi: What's this? An OC paired with a main character!? Damn straight! Although I usually don't approve of this, infact I usually hate god damn fangirls with their unreasonabley lame OC's latching onto main's like there was no tomorrow, but I roleplayed these two with a good friend of mine and god I fell in love straight away. Fell pretty damn hard too. I guess it's just how it all played out, either way it was magical and I loved it. So don't question it kay? :) If you want to see them in all their glorey, go here:

(Black Cat) Sven X Train: If that's not obvious sexual tension and frustration then I don't know what is. I don't know why I like this couple so much, I guess it's just the tempting idea of Train bent over the bench with Sven beh- Coughs I'll stop there. But you get the point. :)

(Kingdom Hearts I & II) Riku X Sora: They way Sora broke into tears and fell onto his knees dramatically at their reuinon was heart breaking and so uplifting at the same time. They're so in love, no doubt. 8D

(NARUTO) Kakashi X Iruka: This absolutely makes not sense and for a while I kind of detested it. I mean come on, they talked like 3-4 times in the entire series and even then they were usually about Naruto, Sasuke and or Sakura or they were bickering about something trivial. But... In the chapter when Iruka wa about to be oh-so-deaded by Pain and Kakashi jumped in at the last minute to save him all heroically-like!-... I couldn't help but swoon and allow my inner fangirlism to take over.

(NARUTO) Sai X Naruto: Sighs Where to begin... I think my initial love for SasuNaru is what spawned this almost unhealthy creation. It was the fact that Sasuke left Naruto all on his lonesome and Sai (who is pretty much the perfect replacement, look wise anyway) just seemed to fill the void. Naruto may not know it but Sai definately wants his 'unexistant penis', totally implied. Damn you Kishi and your Yaoi tendicies.

Hetero: (Ohh yus. I like them too. :)

(NARUTO) Kakashi X Sakura: Really... I just like this so Sasuke and Naruto can be together without feeling guilty about Sakura's feelings. Still love anyway.

Hm... Strange, I was expecting a bigger list here but I really can't think of any that I honestly support... Bar the obvious of coarse (Asuma and Kurenai). I'm also unable to think of any pairings outside of Naruto. I really should watch more anime. Cries.

Yuri: (No list is complete without it)

(NARUTO) Ino X Sakura: Love, loved, loving this pairing lots and lots! heart

Team Edward

Yes, I will warn you now, I am a die hard Twilight fan. Probably because the story is written much like fanfiction is and I'm a sucker for the hopeless romance sort of stories. Please don't flame me for this, like I said. I respect your opinons but if you project them at me in an obnoxious way then I will not be kind. Anway!

Why am I team Edward? Hm, maybe because the fact that Edward and Bella are simply canon. There is absolutely no denying that fact. They get married, consumate and have a freaking kid for crying out loud! So no amount of whiney fangirls screaming; WE WANT JACOB AND BELLA TOGETHER! OHMYGOD! THAT'S SO SAD! JACOB IS HOTTT!!11eleven!! - Will make Stephanie Meyer recollect all of her books and rewrite them just for the sake of Bella X Jacob. I will hand it to Jacob Black though, he is a very loving and kind character, (despite the fact that if you make him made enough he'll rip your freaking face off), he's just not Bella material.

I think deep down all Jacob fans are simply Jacob fans because they... To put it bluntly, feel sorry for him. And that's it... Really. Haha. 8D

So sorry, Bella and Jacob will never be. His heart was held out on a silver platter and Bella (being the dear thing she is) chewed it up and dried it of it's blood like the true vampire she is. :) They were friends, remain friends and sadly that's all they'll ever be. Hell they COULD be fuck buddies for all I care but in the end... Team Eddie all they way. :)

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

...I don't think he HATES her...but I agree with everything else 8D

Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino

this is so frickin' true

darkalbino: it is. i can seriously sit with a fellow SasuNaru fan ALL DAY just going "isn't SasuNaru great?" "omg yeah! it's so hot!" "i know! they should totally make it real!" "it is real!" "exactly!" "omg! it's so great!" "yes!" "i mean they BELONG together!" "They so do!" and so on and so forth.

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know theAlphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX. SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, MutantPaperClipWarrior,number1sasunaruffan, TheSkysCloud

IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE THERE WILL BE...

A simple state of mind: He looked at me and I know I saw him whisper something! His lips moved and they formed incoherent words! I know they were there!... Too bad I couldn't hear them... Naruto is the new kid in town and he's finding it hard to cope with his being deaf, which is odd because normally he wouldn't have a problem. But this Sasuke kid, he made everything difficult. SasuNaru Fluff.

A bird!: It's a duck! It's a cockatoo! No! It's Sasuke-kun's hairstyle! Naruto finds himself comforting his certain raven haired boyfriend after a particular comment from a girl at school one day. NaruSasu, fluff, potential lemon.

Retrovensial: "Come again Dobe?" "I said retrovensial!" "...Come again Dobe?" Naruto decides that one day, it's just so freaking cool to make up your own word. SasuNaru, fluff, potential Lemon.

Break and Buy: I watched him carefully as he ran his hand along some of the more breakable items that layed on the shelf. "Sasuke..." I looked up. He used my name. This was good. Sasuke Uchiha found himself taking his blonde friend out for a day on shopping in order to heal is supposedly broken heart. But was Naruto's break up really all it seemed to be? SasuNaru, Lemon, fluff.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN PEOPLE! PLEASE MAKE THEM!! I ENJOY WRITING SO MUCH BUT I FIND MYSELF UNINSPIRED!! THANK YOU~

-Thanks for reading-

Updated 9:53pm Thursday 21st of January 2010