TheMightyKooshhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Koosh and I'm not nearly as Mighty as I like I am. No omnipotence here, no secret or not so secret powers. Just the ability to push keys on a keyboard, and even that's debateable sometime. I used to go by ToastedNeko on this site but changed it...as you probably gathered. I live in Wales, it's that place no-ones ever heard of. My favorite word is Cwtsh! I'm rediculously stubborn and childish (Traits that I swear are genetic, trust me, you don't my family XD ) I love history, I work in a museum where I get to dress up on a regualr basis. I'm one of the lucky ones. My friends are my family, and my family are my friends. When I complete a chapter I tend to get really happy, like, over the top happy, and so upload it straight away. Therefor none of my work has been beta'd or even read over by me, so if there's loads of mistakes, I can only appologise. I like to make friends with people. | |||||||
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Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley is cleaning the attic and finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. Ecstatic at her discovery, she promptly abandons her burdensome nephew, along with Lily's will, on the doorstep of her childhood nemesis (aka, Severus Snape). ***SEQUEL "Lily's Last Wish" NOW POSTED*** I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,540 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11565 - Favs: 17,433 - Follows: 12,354 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Moment of Impact by Suite Sambo reviews
An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,203 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Emancipated Minor by cre8tvdeb reviews
It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,064 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unspeakable by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A vision of a hurt boy in a cupboard appears to Unspeakable Snape, but its meaning eludes him until he intercepts a lost letter addressed to Harry Potter. Alarmed, he goes to Privet Drive & rescues Harry. Now he must win the boy's fragile trust. mentor/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
DUST to DISASTER by InuEdbabe reviews
They both enter high school, one with everything and the other with nothing, but that nothing meant so much more to Naruto than anyone could ever imagine. So what happens when he loses the only string of happiness he has? Dust to Disaster. Pairings: SasuN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sand Absorbs the Blood and Tears by FoxAnime reviews
GaaraNaru guys. I'm kinda sick of SasuNaru. Romance and danger spin themselves out in the sand country, and Naruto is at the center of it all. Battles over friendship, love, and power happen almost every day. The sand absorbs it all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,552 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Officemate by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru Kakashi is just doing his job, even if it means that his heart was being crushed in the process and whatever remains of his psyche was being washed away. Company's orders are top priority, not his needs, desires or heart. Sequel to Roommate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,870 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
This can't be happening! by Eien-no-Ren reviews
What is an Uchiha to do when the dobe you’re secretly in love with arrives half dead at your doorstep? Easy: drag him in and make him yours. Simple, right? SasuxNaru Anal,Angst,ChallengeFic,HC,HJ,Language,Lemon,Lime,MPreg,ShonenAi,SoloM,WIP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,780 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snarky Git Convention by Playing Hooky reviews
Gregory House and Severus Snape meet after several years of stalking each other. Who will win? No pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Severus S., G. House - Complete
The Real Me by Yaoilover2180 reviews
Naurto as finally snapped, he is tired of being the happy-go-lucky guy. And now he no longer cares. Well Sasuke be able to help him? Yaoi...Lemon...Angst...YAY...Sakura bashing in later chapters! WARNING BLOOD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rememberance by giovanbronckhorst reviews
Lily watches her dad cry as he remembers those the world lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Lily Luna P., Harry P. - Complete
Remember by Echo Norfleet reviews
A typical Sunday with Severus, Albus, and Alzheimer's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Consequences of Good Faith by Calistabelle reviews
Dumbledore's insane, Harry's pregnant, Snape's in love, Bellatrix isn't as mad, Voldy's handsome, Hermione doesn't like Ron and Neville thinks they're barking up the wrong tree. Written seriously, but not to be taken so. Warnings inside. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Not So Broken Anymore by readersdigest reviews
Sweet moment btw Kakashi x Naruto. Not yaoi. parental! Kakashi. Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Make Believe by Sinsanatrix reviews
Iruka's reflection of Kakashi,he'll gladly keep on playing though, as long as he keeps saying those sweet nothings. Iruka POV, KxI, slight lemony-lime hybrid one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nightmares by 101fingertips reviews
COMPLETE. A spell is cast on Harry which creates lots of angst. Draco comes along and creates lots of fluff. Hurrah. Not HBP/DH compliant. Slaaaaaash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,967 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,253 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by TanukiRaccoon reviews
A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cards by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
For years Harry made his parents cards on Mothers’ Day and Fathers’ Day, and now he has someone else to make one for. AU after OP. Snape-adopts-Harry. Fathers' Day is way passed but oh well! Enjoy the journey to parent-child love on Daddy's Day anyways!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Name Is Harry by MoonFire1 reviews
There are many different definitions of 'care'. Harry copes with the consequences of different types of care. AU as of HBP and DH, but elements from both are borrowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ode to Snape's Nose by wellyuthink reviews
Just what it says! A sonnet in 14 lines with every line ending in -ose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Losing Something Twice by RobotsMakeBetterLovers reviews
Response to Severitus's Challenge. Harry, faced with early retirement from the Auror office, teaches Defense at Hogwarts. His world is turned around after a trip to the Headmistress's office and a look behind Dumbledore's portrait... Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 211 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Harm in Trying by mandrake-o reviews
Harry's body is changing in ways he doesn't understand and it has nothing to do with veelas or being Snape's son. It is most likely his own fault, and that's far more terrifying. Not epilogue compliant. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 445 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
In My Cupboard by ronniekins77 reviews
Ginny Weasley hears the story of Harry Potter for the first time. Pure, unadulterated fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Days Like These by Tinkering reviews
After seven years together Harry finally wants more from his relationship with Draco Malfoy.Unfortunately Draco isn't ready to give it and when it turns out it's too late, turns on him.Sev is there for him but it's not that easy to leave a Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,313 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,726 - Follows: 1,349 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Things Naruto and Cast will never say! by Guardian Craze reviews
Hello! These are things Naruto and cast will never say! Chapter three... Orochimaru, Haku, Ino, and Sarutobi! Enjoy! Very random. I just wanted to do something on my spare time! the rating went up for suggestive themes. I'm told it was very funny
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007
You'd Never Expect the Team 7 Males to Say by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
Sasuke. Naruto. Kakashi. Thirty..crazy...phrases... 'DON’T TAKE AWAY KYUUBI! I LUV HIM! I’M GONNA HAVE HIS SMEXY DEMON BABIES'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Que Sera Sera by Sinsanatrix reviews
What ever will be will be, that’s life apparently but only if I choose to believe it. Roxas’ POV, MxM
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Roxas
Love of the Light Child by AngelMoon Girl reviews
The war is over, but the Light's victorious Boy Who Lived lays dying in the Order founder's arms. Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore exchange their bittersweet last words. Even in the hour of sorrow, hope and love prevail... Just pluck a few tissues first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Valley of the End and New Beginnings by closetyaoifangirl reviews
At the Valley of the End Sasuke hurts Naruto in more than one way. When Naruto goes on his training trip with Jiraiya he finds that Sasuke left him with more than just his physical and emotional wounds. KakaNaru KakaAnko onesided SasuNaru, YAOI RAPE MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Unlikely Beginnings by ChristineP reviews
A spur of the moment liaison leaves both parties with more than they bargained for, while hairy armpits, dirty secrets and the blatantly obvious help to blossom humble beginnings into a relationship to remember. DMHP, RWHG Mpreg, Slash, Noncon/Rape, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 255,450 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blinded By The Dark by Astrido reviews
Abandoned, because i don t like it anymore! no rewrite! HPDM HP is accidently blinded by the Dursleys and abandoned in wilderness. What is going to happen when Snape is the one who finds him? light slash, Snape adopts Harry. Warning: NONCON, VIOLENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,738 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memento Mori by Lexie-H reviews
Separate vignettes. Join the Marauders, Lily, Tonks and a host of our dearly departed favourites as they stumble through a little thing called Death, which is not all it appears to be. DH Spoilers in later chapters. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Here Like My Daddy by SharkiesGirl reviews
If I’m here like my Daddy, and you are here like yours, then who is here like that Sirius man you always talk about? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
As Close As I Can Get To You by Taisi reviews
Kakashi held him through the rain, unwilling to let him cry alone. Kaka!Daddy/Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 270 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On My Wedding Day by x-deadstarfish-x reviews
[SPOILERS FOR EP 25!] Roy Mustang is finally married. He tells Hughes all about the day. [oneshot] [Royx?] Can't really say anymore without spoiling the fic! [Rated T for shounenai and one use of language] Please R&R! Sankyuu!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Hero by EmeraldWolfChild reviews
They called him a hero and then they forgot. They called him a monster and always remembered x Oneshot x - SasuNaru Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
For Her For Him by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Riza Hawkeye has been shot and Ed takes on new responsibilities for her memory and for his commanding officer. Warnings: Yaoi, MPreg, and sexual situations. This is my best attempt at a plausible MPreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,050 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Roommate by shi-chan reviews
AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,426 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Always Loved by nine miles to go reviews
Mrs. Weasley must explain the impossible: Love. SEVERE SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Stop crying for Otousan! by XBECKX reviews
The never ending joy of utter pampering to one's son. Minato never ending problems all start with a bundle of blonde haired joy. Childhood fanfiction of Father & Son. Naruto and Minato
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Evanesco by Sword of the Shadow reviews
275 word drabble. When you vanish something, where does it go? To the land of the unwanted, the unloved. A place that really shouldn't exist, but does. A place that one boy can call home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 162 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Ayien reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Echo of a Demon by r0tt3n-377 reviews
Character Death. Oneshot. Shounenai. SasuNaru. Naruto follows a painful decision during Kyuubi's attempted escape. A decision of his own making, and takes the consequences. RR please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sickness by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Why Severus Snape Never Answered Stupid Questions by Emerin reviews
Potter's curious and Severus has to suffer for it ::author sniggers:: x implied SLASH SeverusHarry x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
How The Points System Works At Hogwarts! by jennifer snape reviews
Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Mum by fairyMei33 reviews
A dying Harry at the end of the last Battle with Voldemort sees the Mum he's been looking for all his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 6,423 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hear With My Eyes, Speak With My Hands by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
The Boy Who Lives comes togwarts for his first year, but there was something the wizarding world didn't know about Harry, and now they have to choose between teaching him or sending him back to the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hatches Matches and Dispatches by shedoc reviews
Harry deals with lifes twists and turns...MPREG Read the warning inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,858 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
My Final Farewell by link no miko reviews
[speculation spoilers] The Fourth's final words to his most important person.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Minato N. - Complete
Angels and Devils by Beren reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. Something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,976 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 181 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Secret Sin by littlewolflover .chrispy reviews
A torn piece of paper, a bloodied floor. A pool of tears, a ring of silence. We all must face our demons inside. How does one choose to deal? NaruSasu.. SasuNaru... Maybe a little KakaIru....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 815 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
All This Time, You Were Missing From My Heart by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
Last chapter is up! Will be SSHP, RLSB, RWHG, DmFnGW. Mentions of MPREG. First chapter, heavy angst. Abuse and rape nondescript. Vernon abuses Harry in his last summer at the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
Half of Dueling Range by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Staple it Back Together reviews
It's been a year and a half since the war ended and Harry has completely excluded himself. But then he's contacted by Dudley, who has a daughter that strange things happen around. But then Harry is caught by Malfoy and things take a turn for the worse. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D.
James Learns to Count reviews
James Potter learns to count and realises that something just doesn't add up, so he asks his Dad where his parents are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2010 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth's in the Child reviews
Sasuke rapes Naruto, only to die leaving him to live with the consequences. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Accidental reviews
For Healer Pomfrey's Autumn challenge: Harry falls sick but, due to what he learnt at the Dursleys', tries to hide it from everyone. However, one person, either a teacher or a student, notices and helps him get better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
That Day in Autumn reviews
The Fourth's thoughts at the events of October Tenth. Poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Because reviews
A poem from Naruto to Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
What if Sasuke protected Naruto just by being there? What happenes when he leaves? And finds Naruto a quivering wreck? Will he be able to protect Naruto from the wrath of the Villagers on his return? better sumary inside SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,213 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Carry You Home reviews
After overhearing and ultimatum from the elders, Naruto flees the village. Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Penblwydd Hapus reviews
Naruto is feeling alone on his birthday, will anyone come? of course! over done and cliche, but what can i say, it was october tenth one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Moving On reviews
Naruto moves to a whole new town, to start a new life. But it can be hard to move on when the people you rely on have a past of their own, and the social worker isn't exactly nice. GaaNaru or NaruGaa. Abuse Boy/Boy AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Tears in Heaven reviews
Naruto wonders whether the Fourth would recognise him if he were to die and they met in heaven. He realises that while the villagers mistreated him, Yondaime had always been there, watching over him. Song-Fic-One-Shot could be seen as angsty/sad
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Love is Blind reviews
Naruto is injured when on a mission.... pease read inside for slightly better discription Rated M for future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
