How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (so awesomely true...)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (sometimes, i wish i do hav gay friends)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (nope...)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (fetish for cuffs are thanks to none other then Death Note~ hehe...)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (oh...i jus play a game with them to pair up guys in the class...hehehe...)

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (so exciting i cant imgaine my life without it)

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Number your 12 fave Death Note characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. L

2. Light
3. BB
4. Matsuda
5. Matt
6. Mello
7. Watari
8. Ryuk
9. Sayu
10. Aizawa
11. A (he killed himself TT)
12. Kira (i know Light = Kira...but hey...i'm running of out favs)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Mello/Sayu...nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Not really hot...more of adorable

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kira got Ryuk pregnant O.O holy bejezzeh...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? nope...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? They'll be more likely fighting for One instead... lol

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Matt/Sayu or Matt/Aizawa... O.O

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Watari walking in on Light and Kira smexing...wow...heartattack ensured...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Aizawa never liked L. When he blows his top, striking the raven in front of the detective's lover. His fate was sealed... (BB's totally gonna kill him MUWAHAHAHA this would definately be a M rated horror-fest)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? L/Ryuk...OMFG...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Watari/Kira...holy crap...but if u insist...er... The Dying Wish...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Matsuda/L...hmm...Matsuda always has a soft spot for L...then he gives him alcoholic chocolate one night...oh and he gets Light away of course...hehe

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het? i blieve it would be known as yaoi...muwahaha

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven? nope...but i do know artist that draw him

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Light/Matsuda/Matt...nope

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? O.O i dont wanna know...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Are there any apple songs?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? L/Mello/Kira...M...period... D

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Aizawa/Light O.o... "I can show u Kira tonight" o.O

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

L and Sayu are in a happy relationship until Sayu runs away with Matsuda. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with A and a brief unhappy affair with Kira, then follows the wise advise of Matt and finds true love with Light...

Wow...title would be... RockyRoad (yes! the ice-cream flavour!)

ok...this has been fun i guess...and i'm so tempted to actually write a story for number 19...but maybe not a chaotic...lol

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

L,Light,BB!

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

LightxL (seme!Light,uke!L) BBxL (seme!BB,uke!L)...come on...L's like the cutest uke ever...

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

YAOI. period.

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

L-chan!, chained to my very own Light-chan~

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Manga's 1-5 , Death Note Movies 1,2, L Change the WorLd DVD set , L necklace x2 , L cell charms xtoo many to rmb , key rings xalso too many to rmb , Actual Death Note , L, Light and Ryuk Plushies , Death Note poker cards x2 diff sets , Death Note posters xidk how many... , L and Light nendoroids , L watch x2 , Death Note picture-covered-notebks xard5? , L earpiece , Death Note badges , Death Note 13 - how to read , L ruler , Death Note feather pen , L cellphone sticker , Ez-link card sticker x2 (one of a hawt L, other is a kawaii yaoi-hinted pic of L feeding Light ) , Another Note , Death Note postcard collection box , L cap , Death Note Tees... wow...i think i hav more...but cant think of anymore right now... totally gonna get more stuff~ L ring here i come, Death Note action-figures too...but so exp... TT

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

i'll rather be a shinigami and hang with Light and L so i can catch their yaoi moments...hehe...

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Mello/Near...Near/Matt sounds strange...

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

Light/L ... ._.

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

Whenever a hawt guy dies...its nvr fair...

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

Coz he secretly finds him cute and jus makes an excuse to see him...LOL

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

No...its like bombing for peace...lol

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

BB!! D jamjamjam

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Anti.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yupp...actually more of the parts before L youknowwhat sobsob

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yupp~

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

17. Sub or Dub?

i prefer subtitles coz...i

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Anti, she got in the way of Light and L's love D

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

I don't like her much...so i dont realli notice her...

20. Do you even know who BB is?

BB's a totally hawt murder who's jus misunderstood TT

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

sexy panda...lol

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

imagines L in maid outfit with neko ears drools...

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

awesome in his own way...

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

L...the cuteness can nvr be resisted~

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

._. is this Qn even valid...

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

YES! but not posted yet...

27. Do you like lemons?

They are the life support of YAOI!

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

My mom like Ryuk...lol...Dad...doesnt realli care

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

heard bout it...but not seen it

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Yupp~ i like the singing fanflashes~

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

i try...

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

Yupp...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

xD No

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Nope, jus my wallet...

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

sees above qn

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

Totally!~

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

yeah...Light and L discover their love then goes back to Whammy's and live happily ever after solving cases... oh and Mello and Matt get tgt and BB nvr went pysco, instead falls for Near...

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

Lol ! am starting...needa improve my skills~

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

He's looks hawt no matter wat happens to him...

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

i hate OCs...unless they help Light and L start their love life... D

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

looks ...HELL YES!