I like crazy people. They're crazy, and that's the best sort.

If I was to have to chose who won between Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd... it would definitely be Jack as the victor. I'm sorry, he's too awesome to be lacerated by a cut throat razor. I'm supposed to be not obsessed with Jack Sparrow, but I'm not exactly sure how that is working. I comfort myself by saying that I am addicted.

If you don't like my kind of weird, don't bother with me. If you like following the rules, then you are in really bad company. But if you like breaking the rules just because you can... well, I'd like to invite you to a cyber garden tea party some time- and I'll provide the rum!

As some may be aware, my story 'Weird Things Happen in LA' has been deleted. Someone apparently snitched on the use of a certain Gertrude (or Edgar, whichever you prefer) and it was removed. You can still view it here: http:///journal/21072723/ I won't be updating in a while, care of miserable exams.

If you talk to yourself a lot, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you find Will Turner extremely annoying and would like to properly kill him (so he never comes back EVER!!), copy this and put it in your profile.

If someone has called you weird more than once in the last 20 minutes, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you watch a movie just because Johnny Depp is in it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (wait...)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could turn into an animal, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be a sparrow or a squirrel.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.