Lemon Muffinshide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Twilight. Hello All!! Y'all might know me better as "Muff'NButter," formerly called "muffincakegoodness" Here's the link to that account: Innocent account of mine... This is my alternative account, to be used for stories of mine that contain Lemony goodness :D Now about me... I'm a pacifist, vegetarian, hippie of sorts who is absolutely in love with the color orange... :D As well as a bunch of other crap that I don't feel like writing right now... Perhaps I'll just eventually copy and paste all the crap I have in my other profile here to make it easier hahaha Now... On to important stuff! Link to Twilighted forums for Two Weeks!!: Thread for Two Weeks on Twilighted Banner for Two Weeks made by the wonderful IcelandGirl812: Banner of Awesomeness Banner made for When VeganElla Met NakedWard by the generous yanxxx: Banner of Sexiness Freaking brilliant splendiforous banner for Stockholm Syndrome: Absolution made by the fantastic IcelandGirl812: Banner of Brilliant Splendor Freaking delicious banner for SS:A made by the ever-glorious yanxxx: Banner of Delicious Glory The Eddie And Bellie Awards site!: awards page Yay!... More to come soon? XD Ta-ta for now, my lovelies! Much Love, Grace, the unGraceful |
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The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7652 - Favs: 11,815 - Follows: 6,178 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ranch by EKSmith reviews
After finding himself deep in trouble, Edward accepts an unconventional offer to attend a rehab program for troubled teens and young adults on a ranch in northern Canada. A story of growing, learning and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,237 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
LiFL Outtakes by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Outtakes from my story titled Lessons in Forbidden Love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Shop at the Corner of Twilight by IcelandGirl812 reviews
Welcome to The River Divot, a sporting and assorted goods store. Mr H. is the manager, Mr C. the assistant manager, and other various persons in employ. Please ignore any bickering workers or ones ignoring you to read strange letters. Happy shopping! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,093 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lucky Charm by bethaboo reviews
Edward Masen, Boston Red Sox player, meets Bella Dwyer, a reporter assigned to cover the Sox. Edward hates reporters; Bella loathes baseball. Then, the Sox begin to lose. Can she convince him she isn't his unlucky charm? On permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,777 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loss by Muff'Nbutter reviews
They were born to be best friends, born to love each other forever. But when tragedy strikes, will Bella remember that true love will survive through all? Will she be able to learn how to live without the one who taught her how to love in the first place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
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Blood or Chocolate reviews
Bella is part of a very old coven of vampires that move to Forks, not knowing what dangers await them there. When the truth isn't what it seems and lies take over your heart, how does one know what's real? A "Blood and Chocolate" take on Twilight. AU, BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,179 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Speeding Chronicles reviews
This is a series of oneshots that I've compiled about the Twilight characters, and what happens when they can't always evade the law... Some smutty, some sweet, and some just plain funny. All human. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011
Stockholm Syndrome: Absolution reviews
Kidnapped at 17. Held hostage. Brought home years later, Bella is different. Are her feelings for her kidnapper the result of the mental affliction Stockholm Syndrome, or are they real? Love and deception aren't always black and white. AU-H, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,080 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella
Crossroads reviews
In the deep south, in the woods next to the bayou, two paths meet in a clearing. A crossroads. Some say the devil himself may appear to take your soul at a crossroads... AU. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Weeks reviews
It's been 9 years since graduation and everyone has drifted apart. When it's decided to spend two weeks together, getting to know their old friends and old flames again, complications ensue and old secrets come into the open to change them all. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,910 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan and the Seven Cullens reviews
Oh yeah, I went there. Disney will be jealous of the drama, scandal, love and hate put into this version of Snow White, where Bella is forced out of her home by her evil stepmother, but rescued by the handsome angel she saw in the woods: Edward. AU AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
When VeganElla Met NakedWard reviews
Bella is a vegan and an activist in the extreme. When she climbs into a stranger's window to escape an opposing viewpoint, who knows what sparks will fly? Rated M for language and implied sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday Spirit reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
