Aboard the Fan Fiction website . My continuing mission: to explore strange new stories, to seek out new humor and new Sarcastic comments. To boldly write what no writer has written before!

('Star Trek' Music)

Don't hate me. It's all a witty satire.

Yes, I'm Gaz Almighty. A high school freshman in Southern Chicago suburbia that's gone slightly off her rocker. Well, I like to write humor and other things... mostly humor. If not to make myself laugh, then to deeply disturb those who read it. Eh, I'm being too serious. Just enjoy whatever I post and comment on it. I guess I'm not feeling to quirky right now, oh well. Sue me.