Wassup Wassup?

I'm Erin. I'm Awesome.

I play a mean trumpet.

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

I'm probably the coolest cat you'll ever meet.

I pretend to play bass and I eat sardines like candy.

I try to sing.

I am a deep intellectual;

a tiny star abandoned by a great galaxy.

FAQs

1. How old are you?

Ssshh it's a secret!

2. What got you into fanfiction?

Well I've always loved writing stories based on my favorite fanbases. I found out that others published their works when I was in middle school, my life has never been the same.

3. You write a lot of smut, is that all you think about?

No, I don't always think about sex! LOL! I only think about it when I'm writing it or ... you know...

4. You write a lot of yaoi, do you only like yaoi?

Oh I love yaoi. But I love straight fics too!

5. Where do you stand on yuri?

Well I don't see yuri as any different than yaoi, just with two girls, not to boys. I like some yuri pairings. I've written some yuri stories, including smut. But I prefer yaoi over yuri.

6. What is your all time favorite coupling?

Oh gosh this is a tough question! Hm, if I had to pick ONE it would HAVE to be ToRi(TopxSeungri from Big Bang). The first yaoi story I read was ToRi. The first yaoi story I wrote was ToRi. The first yaoi drawing I did was ToRi. ToRi spawned my addiction to yaoi! So they are my favorite pairing/coupling! Also, Top makes the perfect seme and Seungri a perfect uke!!

7. OMG I LOVE YOUR STORIES!!11 CAN I REQUEST A ONE-SHOT!?

Sure, go ahead! I love taking requests! Just PM the pairing you want, rating, and theme/genre.

8. Are you a lesbian?

Everyone asks me this so I HAD to put it on my FAQs. I am not a lesbian. I'm straighter than a 180' degree line.

9. What religion are you?

This question comes up a lot, I am a Christian, but I'm a more open Christian.

10. What nationality are you?

American/United Statesian

11. What ethnicity/race are you?

I am a big mix of things. Mainly I am Irish, Polish, Italian, and Chinese.

12. Do you speak any other languages?

I speak a little bit of Korean, Japanese, Mandarin, Filipino, Spanish, Italian, Latin and French. It's a lot, I know. I'm a beast at languages. The languages I know most are Korean, Japanese, Mandarin and Spanish(Im conversational in these)

13. What is your favorite type of music?

Kpop! I like any type of music, really. Even some country! But pop, hip hop, rap, and rock are my favorite.

14. What is your favorite show?

I love Asian dramas. Boys Over Flowers is my favorite series of all time. I also like Big Time Rush, The Troop, and The Suite Life of Zach and Cody/The Suite Life on Deck.

15. You seem younger than you really are. Are you really as old as you say?

I am the essence of immaturity. I am as old as I say I am, I just like to act like a kid.

16. Can I ask you a question that you can put on here?

Yeah go ahead! PM your question and I'll post it to here! Or formspring me! /nortonamoSHOCK

1- Logan

2- Freddy

3- Jake

4- Carlos

5- Cody

6-Kendall

7- Sam

8- James

9- Hayley

10- Carly

11- Zack

12- Felix

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No...not yet at least. Hm...KendallxZack...interesting...INTERESTINGLY HOT lol

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Carmel abs, short, Latino, plays character who likes hockey licks lips mmm...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I do believe that is IMPOSSIBLE. But LOL James pregnant...by Felix...that'd be a not cute baby!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah I read a lot of JakexHayley fics

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hm...NO. Sorry, I'm all for cross coupling, but Kendall and Freddy? Nuuu thank you

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

CodyxHayley or CodyxCarly...CodyxCarly!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I'd say she'd go blind! But FreddyxFelix is a good coupling imagines sweet sweet Frelix sex oh yeah baby! But she'd then record it for blackmail!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

iCarly does a web show based on The Troop and their antics? Or does a web show about a gang of kids that take down monsters, the troop then goes to interrogate them cos its so shockingly similar to their daily lives and antics. Somewhere in the mix Carly and Jake fall in love!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yep! JamesxLogan...Lames! Wait, no! HAHAHA It's Jogan! Hah..lames...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I Walked in on You and Freddy and Realized...I LOVE YOU...lol me+hurt/comfort fics=nono

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Midnight dip in the pool turns into a skinny dip fest...Carlos then takes Logan against Logan's wishes. NOT RAPE, just similar to rape.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I has no friends. Ima loner v_v

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I HAVE NO FRIENDS! But I'd make them draw/write Zack cos I LOVE him!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

That'd be so fucking hot you have no idea. LOL My dirty mind...anyways I have no friends but if I did, I'd force them to write that.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Good question. I'd imagine she'd just scream 'FREDDY!' just kidding. I like iCarly femslash. so it'd be 'SAM AII!' kids scream ewww C

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"I'm too sexy for my clothes~"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Crack to the extreme!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

She wouldn't need one. Freddy is gaga over her