Salutations! So, I've been perusing a few profiles on and I've noticed that here is where people tend to write a whole shitload, getting all fancy with fonts and colors and formats and whatnot. But you won't find that here because I am simply not that interesting and/or willing to divulge all that much about myself.

However, here are some things you might like to know:

1. I created this account the summer of '08 because I had a thing for the Joker from TDK and I basically wanted to be able to read a bunch of Joker smut all gathered neatly in one little cyberspace hub of porn.

2. I got over it and forgot about the Joker and this account after like, 2 weeks.

3. I eventually remembered it again, as you can see here.

4. I am more or less pathologically obsessed with "Supernatural", which, if you don't know, is a show about lots of kickass things that airs on the CW.

5. For some reason, though, the first fic I will ever contribute to this place is for "Push".

6. I kind of live and breathe Wincest and J2, so you'll probably be seeing mostly Wincest if I keep writing. (What is J2, you ask? It's embarrassing and I don't want to explain and you're better off not knowing.)

7. I live in/around our nation's capital. So trash, stank alleyways, public transportation, rudeness and scary ass homeless people are near and dear to my heart.

8. Even though it tends to be crappy, I truly love reading amateur prose and poetry. There's something really intimate about it - like spying on people in their underwear. I enjoy that. The reading, not the spying (much).

9. I LOVE VAMPIRES. But only when they actually kill people and drink their blood.

10. Aaaaand, I'm apparently a liar and must retract everything I said before this list, 'cause clearly, I just typed a whole shitload of stuff - the very thing I thought I wouldn't be doing.