Okay...I relized that if i was a real author my editors would have me haning by my toenails and i would be soooo out of the job...I know i've neglected my writtings and i'm sorry .

Hey it's the author here! who else would it be? lool! I have three Fanfics. out Death Kiss, The More Boys I Meet, and Love of a Werewolf. Warning the first chapter? or second chapter of Love of a Werewolf is kinda boring because i had to stick the really really really long wolf legend in there, but other then that it's pretty good! Thanks for reading!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

Translation.

" If you can read this you have a strange mind too Can you read this? Only 55 people can.

I could not believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenominal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing Huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important! If you can read this forward it.

One of my favorite IM words LOOL! What?! You don't know what LOOL is?! Laughing Obnoxiously Out Loud! Jeez! You people are stuck in 2008! Hehehe ;D

Okay! Now sing this to the my little pony theme song:

My little emo

My little emo

You'll always bleed in my heart!

- lyrics by Me and Zetzu, mellody by the my little pony freaks

Jace quotes! I hate him

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie." -Jace

"Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?"

"The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." -Jace

"Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
"At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."

"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."

"Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission.(he points to his shirt) Look. Jammies."

Somehow i thougth it would be bigger"
Clary looked at the Cup in her hand. It has the size, perhaps, of an ordianry wineglass, only mush heavier..."it's a perficlty nice size," She said indignantly.
"oh it's big enouugh" Jace said patronizingly,"but somehow i was expecting somthiing...you know." He gestured somthing roughtly the size of a house cat.
"It's the mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet bowl." Said Isabelle, " Are we done now? Can we go?"

Simon quotes! loveable geek!

"Meanwhile I wanted to tell you that lately I’ve been cross-dressing. Also I’ve been sleeping with your Mom. I thought you should know.”

"Jace: Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath.
Clary: It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.
Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.
Jace: I knew we should have left you a rat."

"Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said,"If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons"

"I thought it'd be something cooler, like a van with 'Death to Demons' painted on the outside,"

"I'm not sure you're quite sensible of the honor I'm doing you," Jace said. "you'll be the first mundane who has ever been inside the Institute."
"Probably the smell keeps the rest of them away."

"You hate the Silent Brothers," protested Isabelle.
"I don't hate them," said Jace candidly. "I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing."
"I thought you said they were librarians.," said Clary.
"They are librarians."
Simon whistled. "Those must be some killer late fees."

Alec quotes! OMG! LOVE ALEC MY FAV CHARACTOR!...to bad he's gay T_T

"You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
"A long one?"

"I said they were mostly extinct,"
"NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH!"
"I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"

"But--" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at-- and stared.
Alec had his arms around Magnus and was kissing him full on the mouth. Magnus, who appeared to be in a state ov shock, stood frozen. Several groups of people--Shadowhunters and Downworlders alike-- were staring and whispering. Glancing to the side, Simon saw the Lightwoods, their eyes widen, gaping at the display. Maryse had her hand over her mouth.
Maia looked perplexed. "Wait a second," she said. "Do we all have to do that, too?" ((okay not a quote but i love that part))

"Isabelle hails from one of the greatest Shadowhunter dynasties in history. This girl, on the other hand, hails from New Jersey."

Alec muttered a retort into his coffee. It rhymed with something that sounded a lot like "ducking glass mole."