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THIS IS AN UPDATE!!!!!!! AVAS YE' MATEYS! (sorry, i just saw the new Pirates movie :D) well, i have to discontinue my story :( but... as of today... I AM BACK IN BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hobey ho!

thank you!

Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY xD

my friends and i made up something new... a new texting SENSATION!... COL...Chuckle Out Loud... lol
we made it up cause my friend said "lol" and i said "no, you don't LAUGH! you CHUCKLE." and he's like "who says COL!?" and i said "You do now!" and my friends have been using it ever since haha.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Arguing with yourself doesn't make you crazy...
It's when your argue with yourself and lose that you're crazy.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (or more than one person) who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If Advil, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
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I'm 15 and i live down under... the mason-dixen line xD uhm...i'm obsessed with Japanese shit (OMFG POCKY!!) and am teaching myself to speak Latin
I think people should just shut the fuck up and accept that being gay is NOT a choice, and legalize gay marriage so i can enjoy a girl legally, and not be called 'Mr.' constantly -_- lol

if you're afraid of gay people GET OFF MY PROFILE

hi, nice to meet you. i like dirty stuff and weird music. i like blood and death. i'm a freak and i love it. if you don't like it GO GET LAID AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! hahahaha

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1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts/jackets.
5. Kiss her slowly.
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say "i love her more than you", deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesnt want to talk about it - so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of other girls you know
26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work or school, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call or text her every night to wish her sweet dreams
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back it feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold,thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger it feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. Dont poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. Hold her hand in public
52. Even if she looks bad one day tell her she's Beautiful
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nervous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D

DUDES I GOT THIS FROM MY BRO AND AS A CHICK, LEMME TELL YA... IT WORKS!!
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You are a Flaming Uke!

One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme
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JACK SKELLINGTON

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

FACT!! BLUE OCTOBER KICKS YOUR ASS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

ships i sail:

Harry Potter: Severus/Lily; Harry/Ginny; Harry/Luna; Ron/Hermione; Remus/Tonks; Sirius/James; Albus/Snape; Draco/Harry; Draco/Hermione

Gravitation: Eiri/Suichi; Hiro/Shuichi; Hiro/K-sama; Hiro/Suguru; Eiri/Hiro

House of Night: Damien/Jack; Kalona/Zoey; Stevie Rae/Rephaim; Aphrodite/Darius; Zoey/Stark; Zoey/Heath

Pendragon: Bobby/Spader; Bobby/Mark; Press/Saint Dane

Avatar: The Last Airbender (book only i hated the movie!): Zuko/Aang; Sokka/Toph; Zuko/Katara

Twilight: Edward/Jacob; Emmett/Edward; Jasper/Alice; Carlisle/Esme

Ender's Game Series: Ender/Bean; Bean/Petra; Peter/Petra

NOTE: i know i favorited a story from Oblivion and Ace Combat, i don't play them, or like them (they're okay i guess) that's just cause it's my cousin's, so... yeah don't go trying to talk to me about them cause i'll go ._. like... really quickly. COL

ships i want to sink like the fucking TITANIC:

Harry Potter: Voldemort/Harry (pedo bear much???); Albus/Harry(pedo bear again!); Harry/Ron; Luna/Neville; Fred/George(incest...); Harry/Twins(like incest); Harry/Hermione

Gravitation: Shuichi/Rage; Rage/ANYONE

House of Night: Zoey/Eric; Kalona/Neferet; Neferet/Anyone

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Azula/ANYONE.. bitch shoulda died.

Twilight: Bella/ANYONE (hate her!); Renesmee/Anyone (She shouldn't be in existence cause BELLA BELONGS WITH JACOB)

Ender's Game Series: Achilles/ANYONE; Ender/Peter; Virlomi/anyone

sadly, i am addicted to Twilight, though I hate it with EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING