When the undead win the war against the living, there's only so many ways to handle them.

Fortunately, I've started mapping out that for you.

"What (and Who) Kills a Zombie"

My DeviantArt profile, where I socialize more than I ever would on Facebook.

I guess I should introduce myself, that's kind of what a profile is for.

Male, 33, human, type O- blood. Californian brunet, drinking FAR too much Monster for my own good.

Words of Wisdom to Fellow Writers:

There, their, and they're are different. There is to describe a place, their is possessive, they're is an abbreviation of they are.

Too, to, and two are three completely different words too. Too is the same as "as well," two is a number, to means "head in that direction."

God is capitalized. Names are capitalized. The beginning of sentences are capitalized. The title of your stories are capitalized.

It's hard to trust a story that's under one thousand words.

Never, under any circumstances, let your narration refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs." It makes your story sound like a horny thirteen year old is writing it (characters saying it is fine).

Script format is not fun to read. It comes off as lazy, since you're basically writing only the dialogue and scenes; it's fine for a movie or play, not a story.

This line is a waste of time. Please ignore it while I think of something better to write here.

There is a spellchecker on your word processing program, whatever it is, unless you're using copying off AIM. And that is silly.

The Mysterious Mists of Penjar

I am making an SYOC story, part one of three planned stories for the Danganronpa universe, based off of Crit Fail's AU. Here is the character form, for easier access:

CHARACTER SUBMISSION FORM

(THE BASICS)

Full Name -

Gender -

Age - (Must be 18-27 years old)

Birthday -

Nationality/Ethnicity -

Ultimate Talent - (Any reasonable talent, including those that have been done; your character has graduated, thus the position was freed up.)

Blood Type - (For the record, O is very common, and AB and AB- are excessively rare. O- is the universal donor type.)

Sexuality -

Favorite Color -

(THE LOOKS)

Hair - (Style and color, but no ahoges! Don't you sneak in an ahoge.)

Eye Color -

Body Type/Skin Tone -

Height/Weight - (Use feet/inches, pounds, if you could please.)

Markings - (Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, feathers.)

Clothing - (Everything worn, down to hats and shoes, piercings, and burnooses.)

Swimwear - (Ultimate students are known to need a bathing suit scene, so whatever your character wears to the pool, if it is a bikini, a wetsuit, or a burnoose.)

Accessories - (Anything your character habitually carries around with them, like a cane, a fidget spinner, or a burnoose.)

(THE CHARACTERIZATION)

Personality - (How your character acts in general.)

Traits - (Sum up your character with words.)

Fears/Phobias - (Anything is fine, but they cannot be too afraid to continue.)

Hobbies - (In and outside of your talent.)

Likes -

Dislikes -

Strengths -

Weaknesses -

Romance/Sex - (Who does your character find the most attractive, how do they view love and sex, and, most importantly, if you personally are okay with the character falling in love and/or having sex in the story.)

Family/Friends - (Again, please do not have them have any relationships with the Danganronpa canon characters, as this would cause problems with character explanations.)

History - (Here, please feel free to write as much as you want. From a paragraph to a five-plus paragraph essay, tell the story of your character; keep into consideration they were accepted into Hope's Peak Academy and graduated.)

(THE DETAILS)

Drive to Despair Discovery - (Your character HAS to have a reason for wanting to discover the origins of Despair. Did someone they care about die or was corrupted by Despair, do they want to learn the secrets, do they want to control it? It can be simple or complex, but it has to be there, and it has to be strong.)

Secrets - (Are there any skeletons in your character's closet? If so, say how guarded they are and how important it is to keep them secret. However, you are not obligated to give them one for this story.)

Murder Motivation - (Does your character want more power? Do they hate Despair and evil with a burning passion? Would they only do it in self-defense? State your case here.)

Preferred Role - (Survivor, Victim, Killer, Detective, Leader, Awful Killer, Comic Relief, Burnoose Expert, Really Awful Killer, and so on; what do you want your character to do?)

Reaction to Death - (How well does your character react and feel towards violence? Do they believe that it's necessary, not a big deal, the most evil act committable, etc.?)

Free-Time Events - (What does your character talk about when chilling and getting to know someone? Basically, have them have a passion for something, whether it is donuts, fanfiction, or wearing the proper burnoose.)

Quotes - (Include a few here of something your character might say. This can also involve certain scenarios of what they might utter.)

Introduction - (The typical greeting with the big flashy sign.)

Mannerisms - (Anything minor they do, something that could be captured for a screen grab and used in a Trigger Happy Detective Series, perhaps.)

MISC. - (ETC.)

For those of you who don't have time, here is a quick version of the submission sheet that you only have to do the most specific of details to:

SUPER-DUPER FAST CHARACTER SUBMISSION FORM

(THE BASICS)

Full Name -

Gender -

Age - (Must be 18-27 years old)

Nationality/Ethnicity - (Country they hail from, their ethnicity.)

Ultimate Talent -

Sexuality -

(THE LOOKS)

Hair - (Style and color.)

Eye Color -

Body Type/Skin Tone -

Markings - (Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, etc.)

Clothing -

Accessories -

(THE CHARACTERIZATION)

Positive Traits - (Three words or more that showcase the positives of your character.)

Negative Traits - (Three words or more that showcase the negatives of your character.)

Personality - (A basic description of how your character usually is. Happy, nervous, short-tempered, etc.)

Fears/Phobias -

Hobbies -

Likes -

Dislikes -

Romance/Sex - (Are you okay or wanting your character to possibly fall in love, or have sex in the story?)

Family/Friends - (Alive or dead, anyone of importance.)

History - (For brevity, just keep it as short as you like. Do not think you have to make up a highly detailed life story. The only really important things are what led them to develop their talent, and what makes their most defining characteristics. Sometimes that is as simple as a paragraph or two.)

(THE DETAILS)

Drive to Despair Discovery - (In short, why your character wants to find out how Despair started in the first place. Revenge, power, curiosity, any reason.)

Secrets - (Not mandatory, and secrets don't have to be horrific like accidental deaths.)

Free-Time Events - (What does your character like to talk about during down time.)

Quotes - (Include a few here, they are the BEST way to get to know someone.)

Mannerisms - (You know the freeze-frames for Danganronpa characters, their iconic poses? Think of what your character does when talking, thinking, or reacting.)

MISC. - (Any notes you want to add as well.)