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 Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Blue Castle, Fairy Tales, Scarlett Letter, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Robin Hood BBC, Hex, Lost In Austen, and Les Misérables. I'm just a fella- a fella with an umbrella... Or not. I'm just a girl who can't say no, I'm in a terrible fix! Or not... More like, I'm just a big, ol' geek with way too much time accompanied by a speedy internet connection. And who is fixated by random things in a way that leads to fan fiction. And who has an affection for starting sentences with grammatically incorrect usages of the word "and." When I meet new people, the question I tend to ask to find out the most about them in a single go is, What is your favorite movie? So, to let you know about me, here is a list of some of my favorite movies, in no particular order: Breakfast At Tiffany's; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; The Thin Man; Anne of Green Gables (the 1985 Canadian made-for-tv version is still the ultimate); Sense and Sensibility (1995); The Seven Year Itch; The Long, Hot Summer, Sleepy Hollow; Room With A View; The Dark Knight; Daughters of Darkness; Jane Eyre (the 1996 A&E/BBC version); Little Women (1994); Amelie; Secretary; Howl's Moving Castle; The Shining; Silence of the Lambs; Bringing Up Baby... I just noticed how many of those titles start with the letter "S." Weird... Personal information-wise, for the curious among you- I am a woman who lives in the United States and is under the age of 50 but over the age of 20. I sort of have a full-time job, but that depends on how you count. My job is boring, mostly, but it has a lot of perks like the fact that a few months back I got to meet Chris Eigeman- do you know how awesome that is? I should write a fanfic about Chris Eigeman, Robbie Williams, Michael Fassbender, Richard Armitage, Gary Oldman and me, walking into a bar... Oh, and I overuse ellipses. Don't know why, I just do. |
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Beneath A Moonless Sky Love Never Dies by Roswell1828 reviews
Christine keeps her promise to bury Erik's body, but travels below to find something else awaiting for her in the dark. . . . My version of "Love Never Dies". I OWN NOTHING!
Love Never Dies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,352 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 4/19/2010
Yet Another Christmas Invasion by RedLeaderFic reviews
Dean learns why the London locals don't go sight seeing on Christmas Eve. Gen, set some time after The End of Time. Written for the Into a Bar challenge.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Wilfred M./Wilf, Dean Ambrose - Complete
Icarus by AnonymousCreep reviews
After a sharp pain wakes him up in the night, Seth finds a surprise in the mirror. Based off of an interview from the NXT days.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,395 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns
Accidents Happen by Mistress Reigns reviews
Roman goes into heat during the live episode of Monday Night Raw in London, England, during Seth's match with Batista. Things spiral quickly out of control when a rapid escape from Evolution sends the entire rest of the roster spiraling into their own biological cycles.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Triple H, Roman Reigns] [Randy Orton, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins]
Little Potted Plant by subseeker reviews
Special… a small voice made itself known in his mind, whispering to him through the voices around him. The gaze of those grey eyes… breaking away… the shyness of a newborn friendship echoing between them. (Shandy, AU, slash, Copper-verse)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Randy Orton, Sheamus
No Rest For The Wicked by Mistress Reigns reviews
Dean is a Hunter, born and bred to do the job of keeping the non-human entities in his city in line no matter what means he needs to go to in order to accomplish his job. When he meets Seth, who is desperately in need of help to rescue his mate, he nearly turns the other man way. But ultimately accepting the job reveals far more secrets than a simple rescue mission ever should.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Dean Ambrose, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns] Damien Sandow
Adapt Or Perish by Mistress Reigns reviews
Hunter Helmsley just wanted to be the boss, make the rules, and cheat when it worked for him. Enter the Shield, a stable he plans to debut at Survivor Series. These three boys are already phenomenal in the ring and he has faith in their ability to succeed. But a meeting with Seth Rollins calls into question whether or not he can keep their relationship platonic.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Triple H, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns]
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Sloshed by ThatChick172 reviews
Lady Van Tassel's plans have crumbled. The Horseman has his head back and he has gained himself a witch. But living with a bitter Lady Van Tassel has proven to be too much even for a bloodthirsty warrior such as himself. The way he sees it, there seems to be only one, unfailing resort for his sanity.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Complete
Astonishingly Beautiful by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Fear and Caning in LA by derangedfangirl reviews
a.k.a., How Harry Began to Question not only his Sexuality, but the Meaning of Pleasure, Itself. Harry doesn't understand how the hell pain could ever feel good. Harry/Harmony, Harry/Perry. A fill of the prompt requesting secretlysubmissive!Perry
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Malfoy and Black by ListerineSkulls reviews
Narcissa doesn't love Lucius anymore. She doesn't. And Remus only loves Sirius as a brother. Really, he does. Regulus is content with being Narcissa's best friend. He is. And an engagement to help repair Andromeda's social faux pas? Who needs that? NB/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,107 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
What Lies Beyond the Point of No Return by LadyOfTheCelticLand reviews
*Redone from a few years ago* Music is the pulse of life, giving voice to the dark and violent passions beating in our breasts. Erik has sung his song, but Christine hasn't finished hers. Will the finale radiate glory or mourn destroyed hope? Explicit
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Phoenix by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Meg's breakdown took a different path, starting off a new set of events. Erik is torn between his love for Christine and his guilt over Meg while Raoul struggles with addiction and debt. And Meg is caught up in a deadly web of lies and obsession... EM&RC
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Convenience by twostrandsofmelody reviews
Éponine and Enjolras discover that being alone has it's downsides, but a life made out convenience can one day be met with a heart full of love. AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
The Choice by littlekat1010 reviews
During the battle in the Ministry in Order of the Phoenix, Luna is captured by Death Eater. She is forced to choose from a line of masked Death Eaters which one will be her torturer. Dark, non-con, but not explicit. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Guys and Dolls by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter prepares for an unusual date.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Good Samaritan by SerpentSign reviews
Lord Coward finds Henry Blackwood after a ritual gone wrong and while taking care of him, realizes some things about himself and Henry. Some blood, some pron and a little dash of religion - It's Blackwoord/Coward
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2010 - H. Blackwood, Lord Coward - Complete
All Things Happen For A Reason by KayluhhxMuhhrie reviews
When Hermione discovers Ron cheating on her, she leaves him for good and is determined to never be hurt again. But when Draco suddenly becomes friends with Harry, he helps Hermione to discover that all things happen for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Four Colours Poppy Pomfrey Loves and One She Hates by Kelly Chambliss reviews
To Poppy Pomfrey, love is sometimes black-and-white. And sometimes it's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [Poppy P., Minerva M.] - Complete
Beltane Pt 2 by fury-shashka reviews
He would never admit to anyone that he enjoyed being barefoot, that the soles of his feet luxuriated in the cool emerald of the damp grass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Trouble by Blue Tears reviews
How a Basterd and a Brit escape a life threatening standoff with a Nazi in a basement, while managing to only sustain minor injuries. Hicox/Stiglitz.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/12/2010 - A. Hicox, Hugo S. - Complete
Glass, Leather, and Pearls by Rhanon Brodie reviews
Well...the title comes from traditional and modern anniversary gifts. Don't ask me how it turned into this. Eric and Sookie get kinda kinky along an exploration of some of the smoothest, slickest substances around. Very M. You've been told.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Distraction by the goofball reviews
Lucius has his own ideas about distracting Narcissa from her worries and Severus is invited to help. Just some humorous smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Jane Eyre, the Facebook edition by writergal85 reviews
An exercise in extreme summarization.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Irony and Cyanide by derangedfangirl reviews
They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Perfect White by branewurms reviews
Based on Hans Christian Andersen's The Snow Queen. Winter has long come and gone, but Gerda can't still can't shake the chill. Warning: F/F, rated M for sexual content.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Elizabeth's Doom by squashedstarkid reviews
This is what happens when Elizabeth gets locked in a room with Norrington. The characters are supposed to be OOC. This is just for kicks. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Another Kind Of Magic by the goofball reviews
Follow Harry's basic education of yet another art Severus Snape is quite proficient in. If you've ever wondered what else there is to BDSM except people "beating each other up", read this. Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, BDSM, m/Slash, Spoile
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sheep in Wolf's Clothing by Deathofme reviews
Little Red Riding Hood/"Company of Wolves" The wolf gives Rosaleen his fur coat. Rated M for sexual themes.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret of Lady LeGrange by Allie P. Keaton reviews
Harry and Hermione finally admit their feelings for one another, but other people are less than thrilled. They face their final year at Hogwarts, discover secrets from their past and deal with the betrayal of someone close to them. Rating could change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,270 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Body Image by shannygoat reviews
Parker Sutton has everything including a 285 pound body. Is John Cena as superficial as his friends, or will he get to the know the woman that she is? Based off of the Howard Stern interview with Cena. Cena, OC, Orton & others.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Return to the Blue Castle by pumpkintoasty reviews
Mistawis is magical in summer, evern for Valancy's youngest daughter.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006
Flash by marzoog reviews
It was the kind of love that sprang in its step. It had all but knocked them both over unconscious with its power when it came whipping through their blood. BarneyValancy.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
The Protege by Tripetta reviews
It’s six years after the events of the film. Leon wasn’t killed in the explosion, but no one knows that. As Mathilda nears adulthood, she decides to follow in his footsteps. What happens when fate causes their paths to cross once more?
Professional - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
The Scent of Trouble by Caipora reviews
Now COMPLETE. Slash, smut, skin, oh my! A weekend away goes awry when Hermione uses spells from the Restricted Shelves of Hogwarts Library to make golems and enchanted perfume. Warning: Mature themes, juvenile humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 11/7/2001 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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Love Is Blindness reviews
Eponine returns to the barricade, having received a letter from Enjolras that changes nearly everything she thought she knew about him, herself, and the nature of hope. An illuminating conversation with Grantaire further solidifies her goal of not letting Enjolras sacrifice himself for his ideals, but how to change his mind? Rated M for later chapters.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Grantaire
The Nighttime Visitor reviews
A retelling of East O' The Sun, West of the Moon, told from the perspective of the woman who dooms the Bear and then saves him. Includes scenes that are sexual in nature.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
My Favorite Mistake reviews
Having married Darcy, Amanda finds life pleasant, if unsatisfying in certain ways. Thank goodness Wickham has been installed as vicar of Pemberly and is there to... amuse her. Saucy Amanda/Wickham pairing, rated M for later chapters.
Lost In Austen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
The One That Makes Me Scream reviews
Completely fanciful notion of how Azazeal got hold of Thelma and she ended up in that chair. OOC. Azazeal/Thelma pairing. Saucy content, and you've been warned.
Hex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Cap O' Donkey Sorrow reviews
Retelling and combination of Cap O'Rushes, Donkey Skin, and Sapsorrow. With bits and pieces that are just mine.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010
Eyes on Fire reviews
My version of the Sheriff's idea of a pick-me-up for Guy following the end of Series 2. Rated M for later chapters.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Guy of Gisborne - Complete
How Could You Use A Poor Maiden So? reviews
What if Tess stopped apologizing and Alec started? What if his change of heart were real? Based largely on the Masterpiece Theatre adaptation, slightly on the novel as well. Rated M for later chapters. Tess/Alec pairing.
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Yield For Nothing reviews
Very short piece, a mere glimpse into a slightly different perspective of the closing scene of the film. Possibly to be extended in the future.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009
Go Not To Caterhaugh a Tam Lin Story reviews
Slightly altered version of the very old ballad, the story of Tam Lin.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
ThirtySeven Seconds After Sunset reviews
An idea of what happened to Sirius when he fled Hogwarts at the conclusion of PoA. Warning: Adult content! This story involves sexual acts and descriptions between mostly consenting adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sirius B.
Tatterhood: Don't Mess With A GoatRider reviews
The old fairy tale of the girl who rides a goat, carries a wooden spoon, and is as strange and uncontrollable as her red hair, re-told.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Dimmesdale's Truth reviews
Short one-shot from the point of view of Arthur Dimmesdale, regarding his supposed fall at the hands of Hester Prynne. Rated M for adult content.
Scarlett Letter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Whispering Pines: A Blue Castle Fanfic reviews
Valancy and Barney are involved in a marriage based on affection, not love. This is the story of the night when both realize what they mean to each other. Warning: rated M for adult content. Reviews appreciated.
Blue Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
