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Joined 09-09-08, id: 1689084, Profile Updated: 07-17-19
Author has written 84 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Flying Doctors, Zorro, TV Commercials, Road to Avonlea, Katts and Dog/Rin Tin Tin: K-9 Cop, Kunt u mij de weg naar Hamelen vertellen, mijnheer?, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Ghost and Mrs. Muir, M*A*S*H, Brady Bunch, and Fairy Tales.

Name: Margherita

Age: 46

Currently lives in: southern Sweden

Able to communicate with you in: English, Dutch, Swedish, Italian, German and French (though my understanding of French is far superior to my productive skills).


Writing history: I've been writing stories for nearly 40 years now - I started pretty much as soon as I learned how to read and write. Originally it was quite simple fiction, strongly reflecting my own life and the things I would like to do. As my taste in reading evolved, my writing followed: stories about girls at boarding school and about hidden treasures with bad guys eager to snatch them away (Enid Blyton!) were succeeded by fantasy and a mild form of SF under the influence of Harrie Geelen's musical TV-series of Hamelen and the novels by Tonke Dragt.

It was Hamelen that first got me into the writing of fanfiction, even though I didn't know that word at the time. This wonderful series simply begged for an extra season towards the end. So I wrote down a complete storyline and a few elaborated scenes for another six ep season, and even though the story never really got written, most of the songs to be included (mostly new lyrics to existing songs, like I nowadays write a lot for Hogan's Heroes) I still treasure today.

A few years later, Zorro got me started on a fanfic in which Victoria finally puts 2 and 2 together and then starts to taunt Diego to agony with her new-found knowledge. But I only wrote the beginning, and when I recovered it a few years ago, I didn't have a clue as to how I had wanted to continue. As a matter of fact, I still don't.

It wasn't until 2005 that I discovered the realm of fanfiction on the internet. Recently having joined a yahoogroup on one of my favourite TV-shows The Flying Doctors, I was happily astonished to read all the stories in the group. But that was something I could do, too!

And here is the result: spread out over different fandoms I've written and published well over 80 fanfic stories by now, most of which can be found here on ffnet. And I'm honoured (and proud, and delighted, and everything!) to relate that they are in general very well received by the readers, and many of my writings in the Hogan's Heroes section have been adjudged our prestigious Papa Bear Awards in the past years (most notably The Key to Berchtesgaden and many of my rewritten songs). And my thanks go out to all of you who take the time to review - you've definitely helped me become a better writer!


Reading Guide to "The Corporal Chronicles"

Since I have a habit of letting interesting character developments from one story trickle down into other stories, I think a little reading guide to some of my Hogan's Heroes stories might be in order by now.

The epic Chameleon Fever really is the basis for all of The Corporal Chronicles. However, even The Key to Berchtesgaden gives you the necessary insight in the situation to be able to thoroughly enjoy the other stories in the series.

Both Robin Hood's Christmas Party and No Silent Night however are very readable as stand alone stories, without any prior knowledge of the actual situation I created around Langenscheidt and Danzig. But of course they are more fun if you are aware of what's really going on.

The Mystery of the Love-Struck Corporal and The Pied Piper of Hamelburg are best read with the reader being aware of Langenscheidt's antics. The latter however I do not consider to be really part of the Chronicles anymore. It's more a TOW fanfic than a HH fanfic to begin with, and by now I've developed my own plans for how things will go towards the end of the war. The only part of The Pied Piper story that I still consider a more or less legitimate part of the Chronicles is the lengthy flashback of chapters 4-8.

Sigh. Originally, when I started Chameleon Fever, I had no intention of writing something like The Corporal Chronicles. But the plotbunnies just keep multiplying!


It's been a long while since I heard,
but I still want to keep this little memorial here:

Jon Seymour Cedar

aka Corporal Karl Langenscheidt

as well as Oskar Danzig, Stoffel, Mannheim,
and in fanfiction as Nimrod and Marya

1931 - 2011

He will live on forever in our stories.

May the man behind these minor but inspiring characters rest in peace.

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Colonel Bushy-Tail and the Adventure of the Magical Vet by Khebidecia reviews
Making heads and tails of chaos caused by a bushy-tailed bunch may be nigh impossible—unless you have quick reflexes, a spare bomber jacket, and a very good vet. 2020 SSSW Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29 - R. Hogan - Complete
It's All A Plot! by dust on the wind reviews
Prisoners of war, running a sabotage and intelligence operation right under the enemy's nose - who'd believe a crazy idea like that?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/24/2014 - R. Hogan, Marya - Complete
Fruta de la pasión by Hetep-Heres reviews
"Señor Zorro, do you think Diego de la Vega could be leading a double life?" A woman arrives in Los Angeles with a child in tow who has surpising news for the Los Angelinos. Could it be that Don Diego, the most confirmed bachelor of the pueblo and a man above suspicion as far as women are concerned, finally had 'it' in him and had managed to keep such a big secret hidden?
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 183 - Words: 458,050 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 1/23/2015
Just Playing by Tuttle4077 reviews
Carter receives a package. Just a short little post-war story. Please read and review. *Winner of 2019 PBA: Bronze for Best Short General Story*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/24/2018 - A. Carter - Complete
2018 Short Story Speed Writing: Distant Voices by dust on the wind reviews
There are stories waiting to be told...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Complete
United by Dr. Amelia Donna reviews
Deanna Troi has not spoken to anyone about her son in five years. Now that she's found out about her sister, she has realized she needs to tell her mother.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Lwaxana T., W. Riker, D. Troi - Complete
Mission Author Redirect Part 2: The Writer's Curse by Sophia Villo reviews
Three days have passed since the barracks two gang issued this year's short story contest, in the hopes that they'll get a barrage of romantic dates. To be sure, the boys start writing their own stories for the challenge, taking their fate into their own hands. Entry for the 2016 SSSWC.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Complete
Reliance by Revhead reviews
BJ notices just how much everyone at the 4077th relies on Hawkeye, and wonders how he handles it.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2016 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Anymore by turbomagnus reviews
A hero can endure, but a man has his limits; limits that Diego has reached when it comes to the way he is treated by those around him - including Victoria. Not a happy ending story.
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Complete
Giuseppe detto Peppino by Belphegor reviews
[Based on Giovannino Guareschi's "Don Camillo" stories and films.] Giuseppe Bottazzi wasn't always called Peppone; in fact, when was little, he really was little, and everybody called him Peppino. But names can change along with people, even when people don't change that much.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Complete
Divertissement by dust on the wind reviews
Music hath charms...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Complete
A Very Carter Christmas by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Sometimes a guy just needs a little boost of confidence...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - A. Carter - Complete
The Substitute Spy by dust on the wind reviews
What's a guy supposed to do, when duty calls and nobody else can answer?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,625 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
All My Children by Tribal Graces reviews
Awake after nearly four centuries in cryogenic storage, Clare Raymond wants to find whoever is left of her own family. But this is the 24th century. How will she find them all? And what if they're not quite what she expects? Takes place after "The Neutral Zone" (season 1) and overlaps "Family" (season 4). Human, Andorian, & Vulcan OCs. About 95% canon friendly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Data, G. LaForge, D. Troi - Complete
Andrew Carter's Excellent Adventure by snooky-9093 reviews
Carter is late returning to camp, and everyone is waiting for an explanation. My entry for the 2013 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge. 2014 PBA award winner! Gold: Best story based on a challenge. Silver: best portrayal of a canon character. (Carter) Bronze: Best short comedy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Visionary by Tarlonniel reviews
Hogan comes up with a typically outrageous lie to get a man out of the cooler, Schultz gets curious and Carter decides he might as well run with it. Cue sweet Sioux storytime in Barracks 2.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, H. Schultz - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by LaCorelli reviews
NWZ. AU. Luis Ramone gets hold of Dr. Wayne's potions and decides on a cunning plan he's sure will turn Zorro against Victoria - and Diego de la Vega. "Love Potion No. 9" moved to season 2 and radically altered.
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,927 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Don Diego, Victoria] L. Ramone - Complete
The Last Secret by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Marya always had a few surprises up her sleeve for Colonel Hogan...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Marya, R. Hogan - Complete
Anniversary by VioletStella reviews
Carolyn confronts loss on the anniversary of the night before her husband died. Not a lot of fun.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
Silent Explosions by 80sarcades reviews
A touching romance between a simple man and the plastic explosive that loved him. Written for the SSSW challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - A. Carter - Complete
Volatile by dust on the wind reviews
Why was the mess kitchen blown up? Well, that depends - who's asking? For the Short Story challenge
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
One Night in Hammelburg: A Girls' Own Adventure by dust on the wind reviews
It was just supposed to be a simple catch-up between friends. But in Hammelburg, things never seem to stay simple for long...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,172 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Tiger, Marya, Helga, Hilda - Complete
Saying Goodbye by EstellaDoreaBlack reviews
Trapper never said goodbye, never even left a note. Or did he? Three little letters alter a man's life forever. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Trapper M., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Corrina Corrina by Brenda1257 reviews
Manny needs a new housekeeper. Corrina needs a job. The two had no idea that they would fall in love. This story is told from both Manny's and Corrina's point of view as to how their relationship grew and how the two of them fell in love.
Corrina, Corrina - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,959 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Corrina W., Manny S.
A Long Way From Home by dust on the wind reviews
An afterword to "The Bells". Many families never learned what happened to their loved ones, far away on the Eastern Front. But for one father, news is about to come at last.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan - Complete
Lilli by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
She did what she had to do...but at what cost?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Deep Water by dust on the wind reviews
The mission should have been straightforward. But everything changed when the river broke its banks...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,797 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Hogan's Other Nemesis by 80sarcades reviews
The Colonel never saw it coming...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hochstetter, R. Hogan - Complete
Facebook: The Next Generation by xphile.1 reviews
Mindless drabble...what would the posts from the Enterprise crew look like? Disclaimer: Characters and the TV show are not mine. This is just a parody of sorts.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Swapping Generals by Goldleaf83 reviews
A revised, somewhat AU version of the episode "The General Swap," with backstory, epilogue and substantial missing scenes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,407 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
Return of the Informer by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Just when the Heroes thought they had seen the last of this guy...Winner of the 2012 Papa Bear Award for Best Story, and based on a suggestion provided by dust on the wind.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,884 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Right from Wrong by inhonoredglory reviews
Good and evil can emerge from the least likely of places and can divide the closest of bonds. :: slight Holocaust reference :: for 96Hubbles' Short-Story Speed-Writing Tournament
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Perfect Pitch by dust on the wind reviews
The life of an old friend and the safety of the whole operation are at risk...unless Hogan's men can sing their way out of it...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,333 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
The Unsung Hero by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The adventures of a misunderstood Major. Winner of the 2011 Papa Bear Gold Award for most unique story, and co-winner of the Silver Award for best canon character portrayal.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,925 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
Rollercoaster by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Fate conspired differently. Death passed Tasha by. Given the time to evolve, a relationship she'd dismissed as a one night stand became the most complicated love affair she'd know. Series of stories spanning the show & movies. D&Y, lots of sexual tension.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 198,016 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Master Manipulator by Guildsister reviews
Tinker to Evers to Chance is the play, Hogan said once to Klink. But who in the series are Tinker, Evers, and Chance? Who is the master manipulator of them all?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,921 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Mother Knows Best by 80sarcades reviews
*2011 PBA Bronze Award for Best Original Character* Colonel Hogan's good deed has unintended results.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
By Moonlight by dust on the wind reviews
Carter knows that acts of sabotage have consequences, but he prefers not to think about it, until a chance encounter brings him face to face with an unexpected situation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - A. Carter - Complete
Censored! by 80sarcades reviews
*2011 PBA Silver Award for Best Original Character* In wartime, an escaping prisoner can tie up enemy resources. Then again, so can a single letter...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
The big ones don't bite by dust on the wind reviews
Who would have thought it would be that hard to deal with one little intruder in the barracks? Warning for Arachnophobes - You probably don't want to read this. Really.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Money is Cheap by Ayla Pascal reviews
The global recession is hitting everybody hard. But none as hard as Hyacinth Bucket. With her financial situation growing dire, Hyacinth is faced with the decision of whether to shop at Aldi and if own brand biscuits ought to ever grace her kitchen table.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hyacinth B., Richard B. - Complete
Adventures in the Fine Art of Explaining Miracles by 96 Hubbles reviews
While waiting for the others to come back from a mission, Carter tells Kinch a story. Challenge fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe - Complete
The Stalag 13 Gazette by snooky-9093 reviews
All the News That's Fit to Print." provided that it has been pre-approved by the Kommandant, of course. 2010 PBA winner: Best overall story and Best comedy: Gold WINNER 2013 PBA "BEST OF THE BEST!"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Open Your Mouth and Say AH by Random Flyer reviews
Stalag 13 gets a new member, who can be as much trouble as he is a help. This is my first attempt, any and all suggestions welcome so please R&R : ***Papa Bear Award Best Portrayal of a Cannon Character Gold Medal Winner***
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
SNAFU by snooky-9093 reviews
What happens when one hand doesn't know what the other is doing? 2010 PBA winner: Bronze medal for best general story:
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - R. Hogan - Complete
I Am Told by The-Warrior-Ielius reviews
Data truly never realized that he could, indeed, show emotion. Disturbance, sadness, want, friendship. Please R&R
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Data - Complete
Otra Vez by pamz reviews
The worst days of Diego's life. An alternative universe story based on the New World Zorro episode Broken Heart, Broken Mask 2.09 written by Eugene Pressman
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Zorro, Don Diego - Complete
She Should Know by Malvolia reviews
After Felicity hears the news about The Maid of Calais, she fights to believe that Gus survived, even with everyone around her trying to get her to accept the opposite. Set during episode 6.13, Homecoming.
Road to Avonlea - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Before the Bunch I: Mike and His Boys by FantasyIslander65 reviews
What was life like for Mike, Greg, Peter and Bobby before they met the other half of the Brady bunch? Here's the story!
Brady Bunch - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,705 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Mike B. - Complete
Remembrance by snooky-9093 reviews
A person helped by the heroes remembers. My first entry. FIRST PLACE WINNER 2009 PAPA BEAR AWARD for BEST SHORT DRAMA
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Cherry Pie by Mother of Ducklings reviews
Carter's efforts to prove that he does too know how to cook inadvertently help Hogan come to terms with something.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Theater of War: Act Three, Interlude by TOW-EMS reviews
Act Three, Interlude: What happened in the camp between Scene One and Scene Two.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - W. Klink, R. Hogan - Complete
It's What's For Dinner by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The prisoners learn there are some things even Schultz won't eat.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Meaningless by TheVulcanPrincess reviews
They said Tasha died a meaningless death.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2008 - D. Troi - Complete
The Mary Sue Reports by GSJessica reviews
The youngest colonel in the USAF arrives at Stalag 13, to save the day, of course!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
A Voice From The Deep by Tuttle4077 reviews
Kinch gets a message over the radio. Routine stuff, right? ***Winner of multiple 2008 PBAs: Gold for best short drama and best special story, and Silver for best overall story and best portrayal of a canon character!****
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Spilt Milk by 96 Hubbles reviews
Carter writes a letter describing the effects of one friend's mistake and another's decision.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,828 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - A. Carter, R. Hogan - Complete
The Ghost and Captain Gregg by gammlover reviews
By Mary And Amanda. A Turnabout story. What if Carolyn was the Ghost of Gull Cottage and Captain Daniel Gregg was the widowed writer? Please R & R.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,683 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
The Bet by KarenZ reviews
Fam Channel Zorro: Two men make a bet to bring one hundred senoritas from Spain to the pueblo to balance the population. Will Victoria experience jealousy. You bet! To celebrate the 100th Zorro story on the site.
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,673 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Courtship by lbindner reviews
Victoria is forced to marry Diego when Alcalde DeSoto attempts to seize control of the tavern. What will happen to Diego and Victoria without Zorro?
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Professor Hogan's History of the World: Revised by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! What happens when a British traitor, a handful of escapees, and an old vase all show up together at Stalag 13? Hogan devises a plan... Please read and review!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
SPAM'd or Ads by SHAEF by LMPhilbrick reviews
A mention about Kinch dealing with SPAM on the Hogan's Heroes Smartgroups prompted this piece of lunacy. What if spam, and I don't mean the processed meat, had existed during World War II? COMPLETED ONE SHOT. Please RR!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
The Good Samaritan by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. A story exploring Carter's compassionate nature.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Dear Louise by laurydory reviews
Hawkeye receives a letter from Trapper’s wife asking him whether he is being unfaithful in Korea. He must decide whether to stick by his friend or his morals. Winner 1st Prize Hawkeye's Martini Story Challenge 2004 Please R&R.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Trapper M., Hawkeye P. - Complete
The Surprise by shopgirl reviews
Joe has a big surprise for Kathleen
You've Got Mail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
By Invitation Only by Eve Robinson reviews
The Enterprise goes to the aid of a planet suffering from a hallucination-causing plague. Identifying the cause is not too difficult, but curing it is harder - and just as the happy ending is in sight, the locals turn nasty. A Season Two story.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2002
A Little Ado by Eve Robinson reviews
A guest aboard the Enterprise D provides education and entertainment for Data and an interesting little puzzle for Dr Crusher.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2002
Amor Fati FAM Zorro by icyfire reviews
AU; What if Diego had been the child taken by Ynez Resendo? Would Gilberto be the Zorro that Diego had been? Would Diego be the Emissary that Gilberto was? And what about Victoria? How would she feel?
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2001 - Complete
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Game of the Squirrel reviews
For the SSSW: What if it's all just a game?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29 - Complete
No Child's Play reviews
What is Hogan to do, when 'spying on the enemy' has become child's play? Written for the old "moral dilemma" challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/16/2016 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
Maybe There's Something Wrong with the Universe reviews
A thorough rewrite of the S4 episode "Remember Me". For just trapping his Mum kept things fairly simple. So let's complicate matters by having Wesley's warp bubble extend *beyond* Engineering, enveloping the all intertwining thought-realities of the entire crew! Ensemble piece in the style of Q-in-Law & Q-Squared. Now up: chapter 22: Into the Light. Complete!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Terug in Hamelen
Eindelijk was de droom dan uitgekomen - ze hadden Hamelen teruggevonden. Alleen blijkt algauw, dat hun droombeeld van Hamelen trekken van een nachtmerrie heeft. Horen ze hier nog wel? Of zijn ze teveel veranderd tijdens hun zwerftocht in Haar om nog in hun thuisstadje te kunnen aarden? Opnieuw knaagt de heimwee. Maar ja, wat is het alternatief?
Kunt u mij de weg naar Hamelen vertellen, mijnheer? - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,243 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Aernout K., Bertram B., Kinderen, Lidwientje W.
The Grand General Burkhalter reviews
What do you get when the inspiration for your SSSW story comes from a Donald Duck comic strip? Answer: a plot so bizarre that not even Ruddy & Fein would have considered it...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2019 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, A. Burkhalter - Complete
The Rest of the Alphabet reviews
Being the lone French speaker in an all-Anglosaxon team is bound to lead to some linguistic confusion from time to time. Written for the D-Day challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2019 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau - Complete
Jolly Good Show, Hogan Darling! reviews
Throughout the show, there are two people who single-handedly can drive Hogan to distraction. So what happens when those two meet on their way to Stalag 13? For the SSSW 2017.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2017 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, Marya, R. Crittendon - Complete
The Iron Eagle Song reviews
Caution: intended for in-barracks entertainment only. Not to be sung within earshot of our illustrious Kommandant.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Complete
M'A'S'H - Mobile Army Sabotage Hotbed reviews
In the end, we're left with only one possible explanation...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2016
De Toverviool reviews
Argwanend liet hij de viool zakken. Dit kon niet. Er moest toverij in het spel zijn. Niemand kon zo spelen de eerste dag dat hij een viool in handen had, tenzij hij een muzikaal genie was misschien. En dat was hij vast niet. Het was die viool.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Complete
There is No Such Thing as One Rabbit reviews
There are two types of bunnies: regular bunnies, and plot bunnies. And both can cause quite some havoc when left to follow their own pursuits... For the SSSW challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
He appeared out of nowhere - this incredibly tall man with the kindest eyes he had ever seen. He was dressed in beautiful white clothes and held out his arms to him. "He must be my guardian angel, coming to take me home," Felipe thought...
Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Complete
Multiple Personalities in Disorder reviews
A "Fruta de la Pasión" fanfic, published with the approval of the original author Hetep-Heres to fill in a bit of the gap between her chapters 87 and 88. Diego's double life was already complicated. But now that he has consented to Victoria's "project", a second secret life has been added to the mix. How is he going to juggle his three lives without being found out by either party?
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015
Close Your Ears, Close Your Eyes and Know Nothing reviews
Ever heard Schultz's welcoming speech for the new guards under his command? (To the melody of Obladi Oblada.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2015 - H. Schultz - Complete
Just Trust Me reviews
Marya is trying to ensnare Hogan in one of her top crazy plans again...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Marya, R. Hogan - Complete
Hero Number Six reviews
Being a hero is not an easy task. In fact, it can be quite hazardous. Especially when you're just a glorified extra. Written for the SSSW challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Olsen - Complete
The Short Story Speedwriting Challenge: A Job for the Code Writers reviews
D-Day is approaching, and the code writers in Bletchley Park are assigned a special task: work in a few coded lines in stories about a group of fictional Allied operatives in Germany - a group that goes by the name of Hogan's Heroes!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2015
The Major and the Code reviews
The famous codebreaking scene from "The Missing Klink" set to music. Just don't come complaining if you break your tongue - it's a miracle Hochstetter's didn't!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hochstetter, A. Burkhalter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Let it Blow! reviews
Oh, whenever a Kraut scheme itches - be it weapons, or plants, or bridges - our explosives expert will go, "Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2014 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher reviews
Is it a bell? Is it a weapon? Is it a medical instrument? No, it's... what did you call that thing? !
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
What about the Name Linda? reviews
"I've just spent five minutes trying to convince Jan that I'm *not* having a baby," Mrs. Brady said in the episode. A pity the cameras didn't register that scene...
Brady Bunch - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Jan B., Carol B., Mike B. - Complete
Hochsty the Snowman reviews
There must have been some magic in that old Gestapo touch...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Hochstetter - Complete
Saving My Universe reviews
My venture into the realm of the infamous Mary Sue experiments, to discover that it's all real... Written for the SSSW tournament. Knowledge of Chameleon Fever recommended.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Who in the World is Mary Noble? reviews
Yes, who? A burning question, not only among the readers here, but also among the people in Stalag 13... Written for the SSSW tournament.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Complete
The Short-Story Speedwriting Challenge: Save Hogan's Heroes! reviews
LeBeau is so bored due to the recent lack of missions, that he threatens to escape and start fighting the war elsewhere. Of course we can't have that, so Carter and the others come up with a way to show LeBeau that they're not merely idling their time away in Stalag 13: they're issuing a short-story speedwriting challenge for us, to provide the guys with some new adventures! UPDATE
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Complete
Chameleon Fever reviews
Big shot resistance leader Oskar Danzig - the Master of Disguises and Germany's No. 1 female impersonator - does not come into the series until late in the final season. But are you *really* sure we haven't seen him before? Chapter 40: Disillusion - the other side of War Takes a Holiday.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 179,981 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/27/2008 - K. Langenscheidt, O. Danzig, Marya
Le Chef du Stalag 13 reviews
Haute cuisine doesn't always get the reception it deserves...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - L. LeBeau - Complete
A Concept Unknown reviews
R-E-S-T. Just four little letters. You don't even need money to get it, and the black market will never make a profit on it. But for our boys in Stalag 13, it's rationed more severely than women...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
So Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Colonel Hogan? reviews
The guards' top secret morale booster. (Warning for the Hapless Guard: don't *ever* sing the words out loud, or it will guarantee you a trip to the Russian front!)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
The Short-Story Speedwriting Challenge reviews
In order to raise funds, the Winter Relief Fund has issued a story writing contest for the Allied POW's. But why would the prisoners sponsor the German soldiers at the Russian front? So Hogan challenges Klink in return: get the guards to write stories for the USO!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
My Dad reviews
Writing an essay is easy enough. The hard part comes when you have to write at least two pages about a father you barely remember. So instead of handing in a very scanty essay and risk failing the assignment, Candy solves the problem by 'borrowing' the character of Jonathan's imaginary Captain-ghost - just so she can write a proper essay. With unforeseen consequences...
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Dreaming of a Green Christmas reviews
When you've been stuck in a perpetual winter for years, the idea of a white Christmas may have lost its appeal...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Complete
Ode to the Kommandant reviews
A little flattery goes a long way... (Now adapted to include Sgt. Moffitt's most excellent suggestion - the idea was simply too good to pass up!)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/15/2013 - W. Klink - Complete
The Little Ones Do Bite! reviews
"... but things would get very interesting once Betsy's 200 babies started to hatch." On that cliffhanger ends one of Dust's funniest HH stories. And finally, here is the sequel! Written for the Speedwriting Challenge. Warning for arachnophobes: You don't want to read this. Really.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - A. Carter, Hochstetter - Complete
Underneath the Lamp Post reviews
The prayer of an unknown camp guard.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Let Her Cry reviews
Even at the happiest of times, memories of the worst of times continue to haunt us.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
The Barber of Stalag 13 reviews
Kommandant Klink was in a truly jubilant mood this morning. But it didn't last long when Newkirk came along and offered to help him shave... A heroic attempt to marry Hogan's Heroes with classical opera - even if it's based on a parody!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - W. Klink, P. Newkirk - Complete
There's an Owl in the Chimney reviews
Hogan and LeBeau agree: talking Schultz into a corner is always fun. Health warning: beware of earworms!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2012 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau - Complete
Murphy's Law reviews
Murphy's law was not formulated until several years after ww2. However, as with all laws of nature, that doesn't mean it wasn't in effect before that. As Hogan is bound to find out...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - R. Hogan - Complete
Bottom Up! reviews
How to Remodel Your Bunk Bed in Nine Easy Steps. Please follow the instructions carefully! Written for the 4th Short Story Speedwriting challenge, but whether it qualifies...?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau - Complete
Is It Really Christmas Time at All? reviews
Nothing can be further away from the true Christmas spirit than civilian life in Nazi Germany...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Ten Young Ladies reviews
... and Newkirk is in love...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Explosions Song reviews
"I've tried to come up with HH lyrics to 'I Have a Little Dreidel', but I can't seem to get past the first two lines," Snooky said this afternoon. "Can't you try for me?" Here is the result, although it may not be quite what she expected...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
Do You Know What I Know? reviews
When it comes to the sabotage in the area, Schultz knows nothing, Hochstetter knows something, and Klink knows best!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - W. Klink, Hochstetter, H. Schultz - Complete
The Little Strudel Boy reviews
Walking a post on a cold, cold night, there is only one person to turn to for some much needed relief: the little Strudel boy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - H. Schultz, L. LeBeau - Complete
A Mission That Could Not Be Done reviews
Have you ever thought about how dependent the guys are on London's supply drops? Here is the story of one particular Christmas mission that simply could not be done without a certain key ingredient.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
The Key to Berchtesgaden reviews
"The only thing London hasn't asked for is the key to Berchtesgaden," Kinch once said. But what if they did? And how many Hitlers do you need to get hold of one key?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,044 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - A. Carter, O. Danzig, R. Hogan - Complete
Helga's Hero reviews
When a young German girl at long last learns that her childhood hero is an American, she finds it's not so simple later on in life to keep her loyalties straight. Rated T for mild references to sexual intercourse and some minor language. Nov. 2013: I've finally managed to edit out that hilariously anachronistic pregnancy test... Hope this version works better!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Helga - Complete
Pride and Prejudice reviews
When Stalag 13 holds a story writing contest, both pride and prejudice are bound to get on top of some people. Written for the Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
So It Did Happen after All reviews
You can insist that "it never happened" all you want, but facts have a way of curiously finding their way out into the open... Note: story is *not* abandoned - just on hold! That's what happens if enthusiasm takes the author further than originally intended... I've got a few ideas further down the line, just not as to how to continue where we are now!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,512 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - N. Yar, Data
Spiegeltje, spiegeltje aan de wand reviews
Afl. 16: Het Waternix-schandaal. Waarom de aflevering eindigen met een reprise van "Weledelzeergeleerd" als je het ook met een nieuw lied kunt doen? Op de melodie van het Oebeler lied "In een huis op wielen".
Kunt u mij de weg naar Hamelen vertellen, mijnheer? - Rated: K - Dutch - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Lidwientje W., Kinderen - Complete
Talking with Tasha reviews
Following Ishara's deceit in "Legacy", Data suddenly finds himself acutely aware of Tasha's absence again. But Data wouldn't be Data if he didn't find a way to talk things over with her.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Een Hameler Kerst reviews
Hildebrandt kondigt aan dat het morgen Kerstmis is. En tussen de drukte van de voorbereidingen door heeft eenieder zijn eigen overpeinzingen over Kerst, Hamelen en gemis. Een Kleine Karakterstudie tussen afl. 39 en 40.
Kunt u mij de weg naar Hamelen vertellen, mijnheer? - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010
Robin Hood's Christmas Party reviews
December 1944. When General Burkhalter plans to have his copious private Christmas party right in the face of the starving people of Hamelburg, Hogan decides to step in and take on the role of Robin Hood. But what is Danzig up to?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,183 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, A. Burkhalter, O. Danzig - Complete
Magda's Quest reviews
"I want, I need to talk to you, David. I want to help you, to be with you when you need me. Why won't you let me? Why can't we at least give it a chance?" An alternative for the cruel end of episode 171. Or did you actually believe her tale about Guy?
Flying Doctors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [Magda H., David R.] - Complete
Back Home to Mama reviews
Kinch, Garth and Baker were in a creative mood one night, and decided to poke some fun at their friends and enemies.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Our Own Little Mary Sue Project: Sweet Revenge reviews
Sequel to Fanfic Court. Fed up with the ongoing torturing and killing inspite of the trial, the boys of barracks 2 decide to seek revenge on their own. The problem is that there's no way of touching an author from a different era and universe. Or... is there?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Sergeant of the Guard reviews
A poem of peace, by Sergeant Schultz.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - H. Schultz - Complete
One More Try reviews
Strange things may happen when you watch the episode "To the Gestapo with Love" just before you go to bed...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
The Pied Piper of Hamelburg reviews
TOW-fanfic, post-A4. Klink's got word that Hamelburg will be destroyed tonight in Hitler's scorched earth-policy. But how can they get out with the valley cut off? Still, not everyone wants to leave, and Carter's love for animals is complicating things.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - A. Carter, K. Langenscheidt, R. Hogan
Like Father, Like Son reviews
Steve has something important to discuss with Hank, but he doesn't quite know how to broach the subject. And being the hero of the day doesn't make it any easier.
Katts and Dog/Rin Tin Tin: K-9 Cop - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009
Between Death and Despair reviews
He was only seconds from ruling the world - but at the very last moment he was stopped by Hank Katts and his dog. Now he's back, and with only one thing on his mind...: revenge!
Katts and Dog/Rin Tin Tin: K-9 Cop - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
The Mission Briefing for the Papa Bear Awards 2009 reviews
It was the height of summer. Not like the usual time for this one special broadcast from London...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
The Kings and the Pauper reviews
Felicity's being courted by a mere sailor sets the tongues in Avonlea wagging. And although done with the best intentions, Abigail's checking up on Gus's background only adds fuel to the fire. Missing ep. between "Heirs & Graces" and "Hearts & Flowers".
Road to Avonlea - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Janet K., Gus P.
Reproduction reviews
Felicity's medical studies are bound to lead to some shocking revelations for a proper Puritan farmer's daughter. On the border of a T/M rating.
Road to Avonlea - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Felicity K. - Complete
I'm NOT a Coward reviews
The damage was done: Odelia had called. And Gus knew Felicity well enough to know that sooner or later she'd track him down. What would he say to convince her to leave him and return home? "Return to Me" from Gus's point of view. My first Avonlea-fanfic!
Road to Avonlea - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - [Gus P., Felicity K.] - Complete
Nijntje Pitamientje reviews
De titel spreekt voor zich!
TV Commercials - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
The Mission Briefing for the Papa Bear Awards 2008 reviews
Kinch just started to jump up the ladder when Carter called him back from his bomb-lab: "Kinch! The radio is talking!"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Mystery of The Love-Struck Corporal reviews
By popular demand: a sequel to No Silent Night, in which Hogan investigates the mystery of the love-struck corporal who saved their mission on Christmas Eve. Was it all just an accident brought on by love and general clumsiness? Or could it be that...?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - K. Langenscheidt, R. Hogan - Complete
Against All Odds reviews
Ever thought of placing some of your most beloved FD-characters in a totally different situation, just to see how they turn out? Here is the story of David and Magda in Nazi-Germany. A lovestory against all odds, for David is Jewish...
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,587 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - [Magda H., David R.]
No Silent Night reviews
What do you do when it's Christmas Eve, you have business in town, and the emergency tunnel is blocked? Hogan: "Of course: we go caroling! Start practising, guys; I'll go talk to Klink!" But he hadn't quite counted with major Hochstetter...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Leven & Laten Leven, deel 6: Een Doodgewoon Geval van Maanziekte
David wordt belaagd door twee verliefde tieners. Debbie is het geplaag over haar singlestatus beu en verzint in een opwelling een vroegere minnaar. Maar... is-ie wel zo verzonnen? Kate koopt een namenboekje, wat direct tot speculaties leidt. En de maan...
Flying Doctors - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,835 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - [Debbie O., Gerry O.] David R., V. Carnegie - Complete
Leven & Laten Leven, deel 3: Detectiefje met Verlos
Annika ziet een bankroof gebeuren en speelt voor detective; dat loopt echter niet zo best af. David is gek van ongerustheid over haar verdwijning, maar Jack verdenkt haar van medeplichtigheid. Na een aanwijzing van Nancy gaan ze samen op onderzoek uit.
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - Dutch - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,726 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - David R., Jack C., OC - Complete
Leven & Laten Leven, deel 2: Vragen zonder Antwoord
David wordt vrijwel onvoorbereid naar een clinic in een asielzoekerskamp gestuurd. Intussen probeert DJ Annika in te palmen. Maar Annika biedt David een luisterend oor als hij terugkomt, met in haar ogen ietwat voorbarige gevolgen.
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - Dutch - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,802 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - David R. - Complete
Leven & Laten Leven, deel 1: Toeristische Attractie
Een Nederlandse toeriste duikt op in Coopers Crossing. Ze blijkt speciaal voor de Flying Doctors daarheen gekomen te zijn. DJ en David wedijveren om haar alles te laten zien. Chris moet een bevalling begeleiden en stuit op een verrassing.
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,167 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - David R., DJ, Chris R., OC - Complete
The Ghostley Witch reviews
Or how come no one noticed the temporary transformation of Frau Linkmeyer.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - W. Klink, G. Linkmeyer - Complete
Leven & Laten Leven, deel 5: Vechten voor het Leven
Het raadsel Olivia moet worden opgelost. Kiara moet opgehaald voor een keizersnee, maar dat zorgt voor logistieke problemen. En als de bevalling dan sneller verloopt dan voorzien... Mrs Carnegie trekt haar eigen conclusies uit Annika's verlengde verblijf.
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - Dutch - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,934 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - David R., Debbie O., Chris R., OC - Complete
Leven & Laten Leven, deel 4: Het Onmogelijke
David en Annika hebben het moeilijk met Annika's vertrek. Een meisje is gaan slaapwandelen in de bush. Jack organiseert een zoekactie, maar ver van waar ze verdwenen is vinden David en Annika haar toevallig. Eind goed, al goed? Nee, grote verwarring...
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - Dutch - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,506 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - [David R., OC] Jack C. - Complete
Distorted Arythmatics, the M-rated scene reviews
It only makes sense reading this scene if you are reading the rest of the T-rated story Distorted Arythmatics!
Zorro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Distorted Arythmatics reviews
Victoria comes up with a reckless scheme to force Zorro - whoever he is - to marry her. Unfortunately she overlooked a few details. Will Diego be able to clear himself from the sudden suspicion that he might be Zorro?
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Just Like…
Magda's life is once more turned upside down when her young protégée gets killed. It brings back memories from David's death, and unable as she is in coping with this new blow she flees to a place she had sworn never to set foot again: Coopers Crossing.
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Published: 9/15/2008 - [Magda H., David R.]
Whatever happened to Dr Magdalena Heller?
Article taken from The Coopers Crossing Guardian, doing a series on the town's former inhabitants.
Flying Doctors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Magda H. - Complete
The Verb To Love
After Dr. Magda Heller has died, her sister and her family go to Magdas cottage to sort things out. They discover some old pictures, letters and diaries revealing a few decisive aspects of Magda's life of which they had never been aware.
Flying Doctors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Published: 9/15/2008 - [Magda H., David R.] - Complete
Hogan's Heroes March reviews
Alternative lyrics to the famous Hogan's Heroes March TV-tune as sung by Sgt. Andrew J. Carter, Sgt. James Ivan Kinchloe, Cpl. Louis LeBeau and Cpl. Peter Newkirk on the LP "Hogan's Heroes sing the best of world war II".
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
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