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Author has written 40 stories for Wrestling, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Resident Evil, and Vampire Diaries. I write, I eat, I idle. If anyone is looking for me, I'm also at avenueone on LJ, where I plonk all my creative things. Find me on Tumblr @ wordspank, and on AO3 @ wordspank. I think puts too many restrictions on formatting, so I tend to post on AO3 first. For audio/visual projects (like Between Us), tumblr or LJ would be your best bet. If you've been reading and supporting my stuff since forever, thank you. I have a full time job, so I take awhile to churn things out. Thank you thank you thank you for reading and favouriting and being nice. Currently actively writing Klaroline and Koroline things. JUST LET ME SHIP! |
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The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Paradise Circus by Lila2 reviews
Klaus takes Caroline on a trip, but he's the one to see the world.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Memento Mori by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Beating Like A Hammer by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Agapé by Darknightdestiny reviews
[Vincent x Tifa][Vincent POV] Because two can't be honest lovers and not be friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,088 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
At Least by RenjiLuvah reviews
She never knew that one comment slurred in a bar would lead to the events that would follow. At least? What was that supposed to mean? That's how it all started... [RenoxTifa] Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Reno, Tifa L. - Complete
Into The Light by Malenkaya reviews
RE movie fanfic SECOND IN A TRILOGY. What began as a mindless effort to survive has developed into a race against time to stop Matt's sudden mutation as Alice, Rain, Michael, Matt and J.D. reenter the Hive in search of a cure. Last chapter up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
An Impatient Week by cassiopeia3019 reviews
A week is a long time when you're in love (Slash, SamFrodo)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Snowstorm by Ivory-Bride reviews
Snowstorms in the Shire are the best times for tweenagers. A story of mittens, snowball fights, and harmless flirting. Warning: FrodoSam slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Truth or Dare by Sweet Steffie reviews
Now the GUYS AND GIRLS play truth or dare the night before the Survivor Series
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Complete
Cookies by Selwyn reviews
Angel's POV one year after Sunnydale fell into the Hellmouth.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
Hair Cut by Teasel reviews
During their journey to the Black Gate, Sam notices that Frodo's hair is a tad on the long side.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Angel Trapped On Earth by Adieu reviews
Sephiroth .+. Tifa. - Sephiroth had already decided to never fall in love. The problem is -- love spares no one. Now unexpected things arise and danger stirs.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,194 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002
Dream Walking by Emma0211 reviews
One week after returning from Kovachistan, Emma finds her powers to be mutating even more. B/S J/E *Completed*
Mutant X - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,650 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
Love and Longing by Roxie reviews
**Complete** Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon fight their attraction and the obstacles in between.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Complete
Amid the Breakers by twstofate reviews
Jericho's guilt over Stephanie's exile from WWF programming causes him to propose a plan...which will eventually take on a life of its own.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,767 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002
While You Loved Me by twstofate reviews
A bump causes Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley to realize exactly who her soulmate is. The problem...how does she convince him? COMPLETED
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 10/11/2001 - Complete
Marshmellows Roasting Over an Open Fire by Sweetafelita reviews
Say girls-- Did you ever dream or fantasize about that first boyfriend? Maybe you'd meet him at camp? Well, this is going to be a summer that Stephanie McMahon and Chris Jericho neeever eeeever forget again! (Stephanie/Chris)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2001 - Published: 9/17/2001
Whatever Makes You Happy by TraceAce reviews
RVD knows something about Stephanie that no one else knows; something that eats him up inside..
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2001
Message Through a Wire by Sweetafelita reviews
A You've Got Mail parody: Only this time, it's Stephanie and Chris Jericho communicating....
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2001 - Published: 8/23/2001
King Of Talk Shows! by Faye My Funny Valentine reviews
The KOF people are guests on Springer.
King of Fighters - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/21/2001
One Tear by FoleyLuva287 reviews
A poem about Mick Foley, and how he felt on the day he retired. He's back now, but this will move you none the less
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2000
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Non-Entity reviews
caroline and klaus as androids; a tale of screwed up robot antics
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Caroline F., Klaus
-need reviews
a collection of klaroline common porn tropes
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Caroline F., Klaus
Between Us reviews
A collection of memories, thoughts, and imagined moments about Klaus and Caroline, past and future.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus
I Thought I Was Fine reviews
She doesn't know how she's lived for seventeen years as a human being and not died at least once in between. [Kol/Caroline]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Caroline F., Kol M.
Either Way You Turn reviews
Caroline looks at Klaus. What does she see? [Klaroline]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Complete
With Teeth reviews
It wasn't so easy to just be done with him. Warning: PWP, Bloodplay
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me reviews
Sometimes, Caroline learns, you just have to take the things that you want.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
How Much? reviews
If he begs, maybe she'll let him. Warning: PWP
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Letting You reviews
It doesn't matter what she's thinking about when he finds her, leaning against her vanity table. Warning: PWP
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Way We Work reviews
It takes Caroline a little more time to say "I love you".
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Caroline F., Kol M. - Complete
Over Easy, Underneath reviews
Caroline's arrangement with Kol is straightforward, until it sort of isn't.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Caroline F., Kol M. - Complete
Show Me A Good Time reviews
How does Klaus spend his birthdays through the passage of time?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus, Rebekah, Kol M. - Complete
We Could Be Quite Hideous reviews
These are the things Caroline and Klaus will do for each other.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Something Blue reviews
How shocked will you be when you wake to find out that the person you hate most… is married to you? The return of the undoubtedly smoochy.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
White Room reviews
An alternate take to what happened after the first movie. Matt is suffering greatly, and reminisces about the events that have passed, what could have been... With a strong fixation on Alice. One shot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Perfectly Human reviews
Angel gets a pleasant visit from Buffy, he and Spike want perfect hair, and very strongly bangel-centric. Angel also contemplates being human for a bit.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Buffy S., Angel
A CoWrite, By Jas and Perr reviews
From alternating POVs of Draco and Harry. It's Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts, and he still has yet to settle all kinds of issues with Draco. At least, initially, until Draco starts seeing him differently...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 46,481 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Strangest Thing reviews
Stephanie is a quirky girl. Randy is (sort of) a gentleman. A short piece of the OrtonMcMahon variety I'm starting like very much.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004
Lonesome reviews
So slap me if it's not smoochy. Randy is lonely. He mopes. He broods. He thinks about a girl. His unsure feelings about things. A RandyStephanie piece. Don't kill me.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/5/2004
Memory reviews
HPDM. Fluff. Very short. Remember when the grass felt so good between your fingertips, beneath your hands?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Maybe It's Him reviews
HPDM. Draco's POV, where he weighs loving and hating Harry, and the reasons that follow. For Angeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sincerity reviews
HPDM. Songfic with the song 'Woman' by Maroon 5. The boys come to terms with their relationship, and there isn't anything either want would want more than each other. Pretty heavy slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Together reviews
Draco wonders who he really is with Harry. My signature short HPDM fluffiness. May cause aww's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Untitled reviews
It's Spike's stream of consciousness, during Season 7. He reminesces heavily. I've never written him so (brutally?) honest before, so I'd just like to know how I did. Spuffy undertones. Short, a bit angsty.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Frustrated Him reviews
This is a drabble, and the FrodoSam community might slap me for writing this, despite me being a member of it. Enjoy it anyway! (Mild slash implied warning) Set in TTT, Osgiliath where both hobbits are held captive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
I'll Just Sit Here reviews
From Frodo's eyes, it's bittersweet, but as long as Sam's happy, he's happy. (FrodoSam slash implied)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Milk, Cookies and Marshmallows reviews
A four part Bangel christmas fic, for christmas cheer. Post s7 BtVS & s4 AtS. Angel's having one of the few loneliest nights on Christmas week, so he gets a visit from something unfamiliar...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
Differences reviews
This is Stephanie's impression of Raw 24-11. Written in Steph's POV, who's not quite happy, and where there's alot of Trish bashing on her part. (And hints of smoochy) Tell me what you think!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003
I Remember reviews
Two people tell their highschool memories... while their relationship grows. A smoochy fic. I hope you like long stories.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,935 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 6/25/2002
Down the Road reviews
There's some aspects of life that some people have to take, and Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon try their very best to.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 10/2/2002
It's So Crazy reviews
Buffy reminisces about one love on a lonely night atop the Sunnydale roof. Short and sweet. Please Review.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
Let's Stay Together reviews
Set in the end of Season 2. Buffy finds herself pregnant with Angel's kids, and the rest [including Spike] just don't know the surprises. Hope it doesn't disappoint!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Buffy S.
Because She Cried reviews
A really short one, R&R if you want. Probably the only story that I'll ever write that's Kurt/Stephanie.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2003
Charisma reviews
A poem I wrote about Chris Jericho. Just read the author's notes for everything. r&r, people.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2003
Let the Games Begin reviews
A really rich guy has abducted Chris and Stephanie, and stuck them on an island for various reasons. care to r&r?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/23/2002
She Used to Love Me reviews
Sometimes, you just need a phone call to change your love life forever. A songfic, and an SD fic *R&R*...
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/11/2002
Fairytale reviews
This is the recount of the history of Stephy and Chris. All in one long, long poem. Tell me how it is!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2002
Reasons, the Poem reviews
This is a poem that I wrote sort of like a backup to the original story. Well, read it if you want to know. It's a smoochy fic too. :P.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2002
Between Heroes and Legends reviews
Stephanie's life is changing quite pleasantly, though when love comes in with an olympic hero and a living legend, she just can't decide.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2002 - Published: 9/6/2002
