Real name: Anthony

Age: 20

Location: Washington

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 190 lbs

Ethnicity: Northern Italian/Scandinavian descent. ( In essense, a tall Italian)

Hi, I'm MK_Terra, I'm a bit too lazy to totally edit my profile here, but I am working on a project right now called "Scion's Grimoire", and if anyone gives a hoot, give me a hoot and I'll give you a bit of a teaser. My avatar is an older drawing that I did of the Main Character for the project.

Challenges:

Naru/Saku challenge fic:

Time Period: Pre-shippuden

Details: Sakura finally either snaps or goes "ah, fuck it" and accepts a date from Naruto. This date will not cause her to fall in love with him as Naruto will NOT be a super-casanova or anything, but not a dumbass. A following date may occur or whatever. Eventual falling in love should happen, as that's the damn pairing.

Naru/FemSasu

This is a fem Sasuke challenge like no other. For one, there is no name change like 'Sasuki' or anything. The vast majority of names in japanese are interchangeable between the sexes, so it shouldn't really be done anyway.
Also, there's no henge, no seals, no dressing up female. Nope! Just super tomboy and a very late bloomer, not to mention too focused on revenge to tell the fangirls that he is indeed a she... Or that Sasuke believes them all to be lesbians of the highest caliber. Sasuke is not actually hiding that he is a she. Truth is, she's just so masculine in behavior and dress, everybody just assumes

Sasuke will have a tsundere crush on Naruto, and the kiss that happens in canon will result in her having a minor freakout, but not for the reasons everyone in the room thinks. Cuz they all think Sasuke-kun is a dude. Sasuke should be freaking out because the kiss wasn't on her own terms, or something similarly odd and trivial.

There should be a point where Naruto notices that Sasuke is a girl, thinks back on the kiss, and shouts to the heavens in glee that his first kiss wasn't with a guy. Optional, of course.

For the sake of humor, if they ever start doing couples things in public, people are to assume that the two are gay. Oh yeah, it's Naru-femSasu. Optional, but bound to happen.

The premise of this challenge resides itself on the very premise of how bishonen Sasuke looks in canon. This... Takes it a bit further... Would it be bishoujo? Whatever, lol.

There should be no bashing, because that gets annoying and takes away from all of the awkward situations that are meant to be hilarious.

If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile~

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

"90 percent of the world would be in complete chaos and weeping if facebook or twitter crashed down forever. If you are one of the 10 percent that would laughing their asses off, copy this into your profile"

Quotes I really agree with (Blame Psudocode Samurai for these):

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history…with the possible exception of handguns and tequila. – Mitch Ratcliffe

I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.

-Dr. Seuss

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
-Robert Frost

"The universe began with a word. But which came first: the word or the thought behind the word? You can't create language without thought, and you can't conceive a thought without language, so which created the other, and thus created the universe?"
-Lorien, from Babylon 5 (1994-1999)

-If life were a video game then my LIMIT BREAK would involve the Babylonian Goddess Lilitu, a Kuiper Belt object and a succubus getting me out of the way just in the nick of time. It takes four hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes.

It is a mistake to underestimate a bard. They have gather information as a class skill, so they know where you live.

“Can your brain handle what it’s seeing right now?”

“Nope.”

Rodney talking to Jake

The pen is mightier than the sword

That may be, but a well tossed type writer packs a pretty good punch too.

And be wary of a day when no soul can compensate for another soul at all…and no intercession is accepted from it, and no ransom is taken from it…And they will not be helped. – The Holy Koran –

Which are you trying to drink…the water or the wave? - John Fowles, ‘THE MAGUS’ –

And the wild regrets and the bloody sweats, none knew so well as I…That he who lives more lives than one, more than one shall die. – Oscar Wilde –

Do you think that they can impale the soul on their knives? That if they cut deep enough, they can extract its dream, naked and writhing and screaming, from its head? - Neil Gaiman’s SANDMAN –

I turn away from stars that may have burned out aeons ago. I no longer wish to look at them. I no longer wish to look at dead things. – Dr. Manhattan in Alan Moore’s ‘Watchman’ –

Faithless are those who bid farewell when the road darkens. – J.R.R. Tolken

Anyone in the United States today who isn’t paranoid must be crazy. – Robert Anton Wilson –

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. – Alan Moore’s “The Killing Joke”

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely, or to think sanely under the influence of great fear. – Bertrand Russell

All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream. – Edgar Allen Poe

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.

“Oh you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here. I’m mad, you’re mad.”

“How do you know I’m mad?” Said Alice.

“You must be,” said the Cat, “Or you wouldn’t have come here.”

-Lewis Carroll-

‘Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland’