Are? Introduction post... Damn. Oh well, hello there random stranger who is interested enough to read this!

If the username didn't give you a hint already, I'm female and first-class Gintama addict. About my age... Make an educated guess. I tend to only write one-shots, since I never have enough motivation to write something that exceeds one chapter. Updates are sporadic at best, but I'll try to keep it as regular as possible. I also have an LJ where I will post all my fics as well, but I also post random stuff there or just me ranting on how my stories are progressing, you can find it here. Not much to tell about me, I am a lazy writer, I procrastinate frequently, I drink a lot of coffee and enjoy typing at an inhuman speed. My mother tongue is not English, but I will try my best to write without any mistakes, though I can't avoid the occasional typo. I write het and yaoi, though I have only written for Gintama so far.

Anime/Manga I like: Gintama, Bleach, D.Gray-man, Fullmetal Alchemist, DNAngel, Fruits Basket, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Kuroshitsuji, Darker Than BLACK, Death Note, Samurai Champloo, Black Cat, Ghost Hunt, Zombie-Loan, Rurouni Kenshin, Monster, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Mushishi, Mononoke...

Hobbies: Seriously? Alright then; writing, sleeping, drinking coffee, listening to music, reading, watching TV (wthough I watch almost everything online), drinking coffee...

Favourite quotes:

Okita: Die Okita! Oh messed up... Die Hijikata! (ep 56)

Hijikata: (hits sign and dies) Whyyyyyyy!? (ep 99)

Katsura: Zura janai, Katsura da! (about every ep xD)

Kagura: Harley! David-e-son! (ep... the one with the Harley & Camus in it)

Katsura: It's not Lupin! It's Zura...oh messed up, Katsura! (ep 61)

Musashi: It's not a cart! It's my 'sweet home'!

Everyday conversation between Gintoki and Shinpachi:

Gintoki: Shit, my ass is splitting in two!

Shinpachi: It's always been like that, Gin-san...

Stories in progress:

-HijiGin: story of about 9 chapters, Don't underestimate the accuracy of horoscopes, Humour/Romance(/Action -- I hate writing this, damn hard). (Chapter 7 uploaded, writing chapter 8)

-HijiGin: Always look both ways before crossing the road, Humour/Romance (30 percent, got kind of a writer's block here, will be a while when I finally get around to finishing it)

-GinOki: Don't drink too much before going to bed (60 percent done)

-GinTae: Camping out in a closet is a bad idea (About 70 percent written)

-HijiGin: Sequels are always disappointing (Saw-parody thing gone HijiGin, loads of crack here)

Open to all requests, feel free to send a PM if you want a specific pairing/plot/scene/Justaway... And sorry if I take a bit too much time to update, I have noticed that it's been a few months since I updated anything GinTae but yeah, I'm working on it, albeit at an extreme slow pace... Just think about it, 100 words is a whole achievement for a writer! Also, there are about 3,000 to 4,000 words in my fics, so I do actually work. I'd say you have no right to complain, but if you are one of those readers who hasn't been given an update in a few months... You have every right to complain... I'm going now.