SASUSAKU/ You won't find small, trivial Konoha on the maps. It will take one handsome boy to discover that the village's appeal didn't lie between the corpses of smelly fish, but in the girl with the sharp tongue who doesn't realise how charmed he is.

ITASAKU. She punched your face into mush and crushed your eggs, so what do you say? “Haruno Sakura, by the time I’m done with you, you’re going to feel like the sexiest woman alive.” Hey― she's got nice legs.

SASUSAKU. “Again, I guess not all girls are just that into me, I see.” It was her turn to laugh, and right at that moment – the church bell behind them rang. “Don’t jump to conclusions so fast, there.”

SASUSAKU. The cliché times are over: no more Knight in Shining Armor or Once Upon a Time, and no singing dwarfs or talking mice to give you advice either. Watch out Prince Charming, the badasses are after their Happy Ever Afters too.