NineHundredThirteenhide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Bleach, Skip Beat!, Naruto, and Dragon Ball Z. "Writing, is another way of traveling." Welcome to my Profile!! ...Its not much...lol Other places you can find me on: I have a LiveJournal Account. Username is 9hundred13 since NinehundredThirteen was too long. This LJ account will hold all of the stories already posted on FF and it will also carry many other random fics with random pairings. Here's the link- http:/// -This is also where you would find any stories I have deleted on . I don't reply to all reviews but that doesn't mean i dont appreciate them. I Freakin' LOVE them!! If you want to ask me a question feel free to PM me here or on my LJ. NinehundredThirteen aka 9Hundred13 |
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Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 353,363 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Velveteen Rabbits and Studded Belts by Zephyras reviews
As a twenty year old single mother, Kuchiki Rukia knew she would not be welcome in the relatively small town of Karakura. And that was how -and where- the whole mess began. Ichigo/Rukia. AU, Modern.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,204 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Kiss a Ninja: Falling by Yamanvie reviews
Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,022 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If the Man Fits by kurosora1984 reviews
Keep him. AkuRoku, Happy Valentine's Day 2010.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Power and Duty by wynn12 reviews
People usually think about Nobility as a rich, easy life. Rukia was learning otherwise, as her duties were presented as the price to be paid. Byakuya/Rukia aka byaruki pairing. Chapter 13 uploaded!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,108 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
Awkward Gestures by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
Oneshot. SaiNaru. "Sai... what the HELL are you doing?" "I'm holding hands with you." "I KNOW that! I'm asking, WHY! GET OFF!" In which Sai tries different gestures on Naruto as his guinea pig.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under the Influence by PunkyPenguin reviews
Getting drunk seemed to be the solution to forget his cheating boyfriend. But what he didn't count on, was a certain Uchiha joining him on this night. The alcohol must be getting to my head! God, I never knew Sasuke looked so good! SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pickup Lines by Astalavisbay reviews
Renji finds an unconventional way to finally defeat Byakuya, Gen, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vigilante by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Magic Tricks by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Jonetsu by HinodeoftheCovenant reviews
Byakuya isn't very passionate person. Renji attempts to remedy this in the only way he knows how.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
The DreamLike State by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
Kakashi has often claimed Sakura is a genjutsu type. What happens when she uses a particular one on Naruto? SasuNaru, one-shot, rated for mature content and some light swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Things That Could Happen to Renji by Imadra Blue reviews
...when he meets Byakuya again. Three different looks at possible reunions between Renji and Byakuya, all following Chapter 315 of the manga. Gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Teme! by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
In which Naruto was confused of what he should pick for Sasuke’s birthday present, and decided to take Kakashi go for a shopping… worst choice. Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Resuscitative Measures by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sinful by Sinceritea reviews
Sinful. It was the only word to describe such moments, thoughts, dreams, touches.....IchigoxRukia, a short oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
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World of Their Own reviews
Watching Rukia fight was like watching a ballerina dance; the gracefulness, the discipline,the agility. Ichigo didn't think he had ever seen anything so beautiful. They would take turns fighting hollows and sometimes they would fight the hollow together- jumping over each other, spinning side by side, and Ichigo couldn't get the image out of his head that they were actually dancing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Time to Protect, Time to Kill reviews
Naruto is an Assassin. That is his element. But what happens when his boss, Itachi, makes Naruto take a Bodyguard assignment. The person he's supposed to guard, Uchiha Sasuke. NARUSASU yaoi- Updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,184 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Instinct reviews
Sparring was always the same. Fiercely and without mercy. But then towards the end, the battle tension would ease and the attacks would be slightly pulled back. Touches would linger and eye contact would shift into something more private. Goku/Vegeta Yaoi
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
WideScreen Hell reviews
Whose brilliant idea was it to move a fifty-inch widescreen up a flight of stairs? T for language. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Smile reviews
At this, Naruto gave a smile. A smile that Gaara couldn't quite describe, but he has seen this kind of smile before- only that it was never directed at him. "Easy," Naruto said smoothly,"I wanted to get to know you." AU, Naruto/Gaara -Yaoi Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
No Other Outcome But This reviews
For as long as Naruto and Sasuke has known each other-they had hated one another. They can hardly be in the same room without breaking out into a fist fight. But what's this-Naruto is starting to grab his ass and whisper into his ear? NARUSASU, Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Momentary Lapse reviews
Naruto never liked to fail, but for once, he was glad he did. Sequel to Attention Span, but could stand alone. NaruSai, and some implied NaruSasu and NaruHina. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
In a Lifetime reviews
Would you relive the worst day of your life just to spend one more day with your departed lover? Sasuke would. AU, Yaoi, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attention Span reviews
Sai tried to capture his attention but Naruto only seemed focused on someone else. Just how long will Sai be able to hold his attention? Yaoi pairing, NaruSai mention of NaruSasu, T for crude language,exaggerated situations,and talk of sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong Number reviews
Losing your phone is one thing. But accidentally swapping yours with a stranger... That’s something else entirely and something much more horrifying. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Narrator reviews
Naruto hears a voice up above telling him things…naughty things. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! Yaoi pairing, Proceed with caution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Patent reviews
There wasn’t a day that passed by without Naruto saying something perverted while trying to pinch his ass. That should have been a clear sign, right? NARUSASU -yaoi lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
But you make it look so easy reviews
In a long undercover mission where Sasuke impersonates Naruto’s wife, things slowly get heated. NARUSASU- Rating will change for future Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let Me Look Down Your Pants reviews
Byakuya doesn't believe that Ichigo's hair is natural... CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Resident Evil reviews
Sasuke has lived in this apartment complex for a good five years and not even crazy pink haired stalkers can make him move. But when a blond moves in next door all his tolerance is tested and thrown out the window. NaruSasu -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Charity reviews
Naruto is forced into a charity auction and is sold. Wait a minute- this is a gay auction? But Naruto isn’t gay… Not yet anyway. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Privacy Has No Scent reviews
Kiba has a sharp nose, so when Naruto's and Sasuke's relationship takes a turn. Kiba practically has a front row seat. Oh, how Naruto can blush! T for language, and suggestive humor. SasuNaru. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Cloaked reviews
Naruto is a demon of a dying race. Gaara, a raccoon demon, has come to take Naruto away from his place among humans. Will he willingly go or is a certain someone stopping him from making a decision. Yaoi NaruSasu -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seductive Beat! reviews
Kyoko asks Kanae about seductive techniques and she tests them on Ren.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
I missed you reviews
Ichigo and Rukia share a moment after she returns from Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
