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Joined 10-30-08, id: 1729376, Profile Updated: 05-17-11
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Hey peoples! I'm the blonde one!

things about me: I'm barely five feet tall... i'm blonde, have curly hair of doom cut short and am POSSIBLY getting purple highlights... i hope... i'm a music junkie, i really need to get a life, i'm on swim team, i like donuts, i like chlorine, i've learned DON'T DATE YOUR FRIENDS the hard way, cause sometimes the break-up sucks cheese... I'm full of peace and some random helpful advise, if you want a story written for a story, just ask, LOVE YA ALLLLL

Name: DinoSarah

Age: Take a guess... ;)

Status: Baby, Come back!! XD

hair: blonde, blue, and curly

Eyes: deserty brown in the summer and chocolate in the winter, red when I'm pissed.

faves: death note, L, code geass, pandas, spirited away, howl's moving castle, full metal alchemist, sweet tea from mcdonalds, people who have never had sweet tea... MUSSSSSSSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

not-faves: sad people, people i don't like that way asking me out (talk about aaawwwwkwwarrrrd), my brother's room, annoying people who need to jack-off more... people that try to kill the happy days... pot heads... over obnoxious people, super violent people...

hyperness level: BEN SHALL NOT STAY AWAKE LONGER THAN MEEEE

favorite animal: Dinosaurs, sillyyyy

i found out what 'lemon' meant the hard way... oops...

Random phrase that was last spoken by me:it's like...you know??? it-it-it's like ...urrrrrrrmzz... you know... you know, trust meh, you know...

Last thing that made me almost cry: *brother picks up bra strap off end table, hooks ends together* well here's the dog's collar... *mom and i* uhmmmmmmm *me* that's a part of my bra, dude... *brother* OMFG WTH????

my favorite poem!:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you died a few minutes ago and have yet to realize it, copy and paste this to your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

Studies show that if Abercrombie released the fact that it wasn't cool to breathe, 92 percent of teenagers would die. If you're part of the other 8 percent who would be screaming with laughter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a very serious conversation with a squirrel about our economy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent that don't give a shit, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list! AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperacticely Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Nayru Goddess of Wisdom, RoyalFanatic, Nintendo4ever, Dragon of Twilight, crazyasian12, fruity blonde pixie, The Blonde One

copy and paste if you find it weird when the middle school has a higher prgnancy rate than the high school.

This made me cry:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You see, this world has lots to offer, but in time it will go dark, and if this love is what we say it is, I'm sure we will go far...
I'm the kind of kid that can't speak her mind, but I can type it all out, and if I can't type it, I can find a song for it.
I'm the kind of kid that can plaster a fake smile on my face just to make some one else's day, while inside, I would rather shoot myself.
I'm over-emotional, a self-perfectionist, the only Daughter with two good brothers and step-brother... I love them with my heart that, what's left of it, is heavily guarded.
I'm just me... crazy little me. (: Love you all... have a good day... :D

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How to Seduce the Unwilling Asshole by AngelicKat445 reviews
UPDATED - 5 friends dare each other to seduce a man of each other's choosing. Blaise/OC, Draco/OC, Ron/OC, Harry/OC, Neville/OC. T for pre-smut and numerous insinuations!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,221 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
She Was A Hero by ChandelierKnight reviews
Harry Potter isn't the only Potter child. He's not the only Potter child with a prophecy either. This is the story of the younger sibling of "The Boy Who Lived". A story of her life, her love, and her legacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,040 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - OC, Draco M.
Finding the way home by Ree923 reviews
What happens when someone decides you are meant to be queen? You end up chaining a Goblin King to a wall. You also slowly learn how to become a queen. S&J because frankly - that's all I write.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,115 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Welcome to Paradise by LiveLoveWrite-93 reviews
Elise is a girl with a dark past she gets stranded on the island & in the midst of trying to survive a new evil arises. Elise has to face her demons and make a choice. Lives will be lost and love will be found Welcome to Paradise Jack/OC/Ralph? COMPLETE
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,345 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Just Briethe by NoOneEverLonely reviews
Draco Malfoy needs change. Cho Chang needs comfort. What happens when a young woman named Brie Stoker walks into their lives with her own needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,879 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Growing Up Whammy by Nomannic reviews
He told me to run. He told me to run and not look back." I lost my brother and my family when I was four years old, and found myself at the Whammy orphanage, on my way to a dark proffession. To be rewritting. ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
If Hel is spelled with just one L by New.York.Celt reviews
Lxoc. A new girl is sent to the Wammy house. Her quick wit, kindness, tenderness and rebellion might have L falling for her fast. Bad summary. Read anyways.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,537 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - L, BB - Complete
The Meaning of Love 1 by cutefangirl2014 reviews
Masaiomi is a delinquet with nothing. Her outside is scarred with hurt and her inside scarred with memory. L and Light want to give to her what her 'family' has taken away. But if they get too close, she just might scuttle away..kinda corny,but oh well
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
The Lady of Night by Beth Abelseth reviews
Sequel to "The Walls Crumble and Fall" Jareth and Sarah are engaged, but their relationship becomes troubled when Sarah's step-father wishes his nephew away. Meanwhile a woman with great power claims that an old prophecy to destroy the labyrinth is hers. (*Also, if you like my fanfiction, please consider searching "Bethany Abelseth" on Amazon to find my own published work!)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Half by cutefangirl2014 reviews
Hydra Oini is the best vampire slayer in Japan. She meets the Kira Team when she is witnessed killing a vampiress and arrested by Chief Yagami and is suspected of being Kira. L and Light fall for Hydra, but they don't know she's lying. T for horny old men
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - L, Light Y.
Apples, Deathnote, and Explosions by cutefangirl2014 reviews
Bella and Alice are constantly blowing things up example: L's fave grocery stores . L and Light try to clean up after them, but all Alice and Bella do is get more hyper!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - L, Light Y.
A Death Note FanFic LxOC by xxNoTimeToRegret reviews
Adelynn Jae Christoph's life is turned upside down when her family is murdered at the grocer's, and only one person seems to want to help her: Hideki Ryuuga. But what happens when she finds out that he's none other than the world's greatest detective, L?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,489 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L
Conk by CHEVEYO reviews
Ollivander adopts what is thought to be a muggle female, but her destiny lay much deeper. There is a bond that is dark, but she cannot resist nor refuse. High sexual content and violence. DMOC First Draco fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,657 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Draco M., OC - Complete
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More Than I'd Care to Know reviews
What happens when Draco's bed buddy who just so happens to be Snape's daughter gets turned into a toddler? if you like kids who run into doors, plot against their care taker, and try to destroy Draco with the love of a 2 year old. then you'll like this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., OC
Punk Chocolate reviews
Sophie, the adopted punk child in the Yagami family, is sick of waiting for news on the kira case after a man who held her hostage is killed, she eventually gets her chance, after she's kid napped by a certain blonde haired chocolate fanatic.MelXOC-later
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Mello, Light Y.
Blood reviews
L arrests a vampire under murder charges: "Do you know what I am?"she asked. "The only thing that comes to mind is quite childish.": than they end up living together and working on the Kira case. starts out 2 years before the Kira Case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - L
Books and Strawberries reviews
17 year old, Hima Shingiko, moves from the U.S. to live with her dad in Japan. Her best friend is the "Hot" Light Yagami. he asks her out. she declines. when "L" pops up at the collage she can't help but to fall for him. Poor Raito. LixOC/ LxOC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - L, Light Y.
Love reviews
She was his and he was hers, that's how she wanted it to stay, she finds out about his death, the world of normal leaves her, her main goal revenge. LXOC. not only one chapter any more.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - L
Thought Of My Death reviews
A poem that I wrote about L's death. It shows my opinion on L's thoughts as he died.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - L - Complete
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