I like rules. I like rules so much that I will completely bitch out at you if you break them. Complain if you like, but there's nothing you can do about it. You agreed to abide by all of the rules set forth in the Terms of Service when you signed up, and you agreed to follow the story guidelines before you posted anything. It certainly isn't my fault you believe rules don't apply to you.

I despise this person called Mary Sue, and her brother, Gary Stu. Seriously, if you can't be bothered to write a good story, why post anything at all?

Yes, I leave flames. Sometimes there are just people who deserve them, such as real person fanfic writers. If you take the initiative to change, you may find I'm more helpful the next time.

If you still want to complain, go HERE. Be sure to read THIS before you post anything.

Psst. Before you come into my forum and complain, let's get one little thing straight. My name is Canon and Grammar Queen. Not "Canon and Grammer Queen" or "Cannon and Grammer Queen" or any other variation thereof.

I am one of the few people that can talk about something for more than a minute. I can actually start a conversation and finish it. I'm proud of my ability to not have to change topics every sentence. I may not be random, but I actually have some small modicum of intelligence. Put this on your profile if you are NOT random and proud of it. -- Courtesy of Sheva Das

Favourite Quotes:

"You're a moron." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"You remind me of Tiny Tim, except it's your brain that's lame." - Dr. Charles Emmerson Winchester, III; MASH.

"I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am THAT good." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. ... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." - Stephen King, in an interview for USA Weekend.

"You're an idiot." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein.

"Longbottom, at the end of this lesson we will feed a few drops of this potion to your toad and see that happens. Perhaps that will encourage you to do it properly." - Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"One rule of the road not directly stated elsewhere in this book: 'The editor is always right.' The corollary is that no writer will take all of his or her editor's advice, for all have sinned and fallen short of editorial perfection. Put another way, to write is human, to edit is divine." - Stephen King, from the Third Foreword, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft.

"I gotta start pretending to care." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." - this quote is attributed to Abraham Lincoln.

"I'm a jerk to everyone." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato.

"I don't care much for apologies." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice." - Bill Cosby.

"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking." - Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

"Because you are neither special nor important . . . ." -Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

"When everything else fails, read the instructions." - Anonymous.

"Speech is a powerful Lord." - Gorgias, Encomium of Helen.

"Because there has been implanted in us the power to persuade each other and to make clear to each other what we desire, not only have we escaped the wild beasts, but we have come together and founded cities and made laws and invented arts." - Isocrates, Antidosis.

"Yet many of us proles also care about the language, in our humble way, and care passionately about the art and craft of telling stories on paper." - Stephen King, from the First Foreword, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft.