Name: Lola of the Peaches

Age: I have back problems...and white hair...yet I am still young.

Education: I consider myself a highly intellectual creature. Above monkeys, below dolphins. Face it, dolphins are flippin' geniuses.

What am I? I'll tell you what I'm not: I'm not a flying purple elephant, I'm not a platypus-bear, I am not scared of thunder, and I am not currently riding on a unicycle with a cake balanced on my head.

A Bit About: I'm Latino and have a pretty dry, random sense of humor. Everything sort of depends on my mood. And despite my complaints, I really like school. The people and the subjects. Although, the people I don't love all the time.

But I'm not going to sit here and write out what I think of myself because I'm okay with myself and I know who I am (though I still haven't figured out my writing style) but going by what I say is too biased. I'd rather for people to make their own interpretations of my character.

Fave books:

Twilight
The Mediator Series
Just Listen
Dreamland
The Scarlet Letter
Albhabet Weekend
SPEAK!
Vanashing Acts
What My Girlfriend Doesn't know
Another one of those books where the Mom dies
the HOST!!
Vampire Acadamy series
And so much more!

Favorite Authors:

Jodi Picoult
Stephanie Meyers
Anne Rice
Sarah Dessen
Laurie Halse Anderson
V.C. Andrews
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Lewis Carrol
Meg Cabot
Richille Mead

Fave Shows:Avatar: the last airbender, That 70's show, The Fresh Prince of Bel-air, Roseanne, George Lopez show, The Legend of Korra and many others!

I've also gotten into watching Novelas (soap operas for those of you who don't speak le spanish).

I ship Taang, cause I swear it's just so weird having him crush on Katara instead of Toph who is in my opinion way better than Katara. Though, Katara has her good qualities too!

I love anime and cartoons.

I love Earth even though we do have a bit of a problem with global warming but whatever. I breathe here, and I eat here so all is good.

Links for "A Shoking Discovery"

Toph's bag: http:///estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=11941121

Aang's house: http:///uploads/images/small/20080117184658_crockett_house.jpg

Aang's 1969 Camaro RS Convertible (just imagine it more beat up and rusty): http:///diecast/images/danbury/dm-69camarowhite1.JPG

Aang's Dad's Cadillac Escalade: http:///men/images/2007-cadillac-escalade.jpg

Toph's dream car: http:///images/1957_Roaster.jpg

Toph's real car: http:///images/11484-2001-Porsche-911-Turbo.jpg

Toph's mansion: http:///images/queene_anne.jpg

Some of my favorite quotes:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -

Charlie Bucket - "You can eat the grass?"

Willy Wonka - "Of course you can! Every thing in this room is eatable - I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is called cannabalism and is frowned upon in many societies."

An American Crime - (This movie made me cry and it's based on a true story! So sad.)
(she's holding a heated safety pin on a Sylvia Likens stomach)

Gertrude Baniszewski: "You branded my daughters...now I have to brand you."

Rush Hour 2 -

James Carter: "Who died, Lee?"
Lee: "You!"
James Carter: "Detective Yu?"
Lee: "Not Yu, you!"
James Carter: "Who?"
Lee: "You!"
James Carter: "Who?"
Lee: "Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?"
James Carter: "Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth."

Rush Hour 3 -

Master: "May I Help You?"
James Carter: "I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?"
Master: "Yu."
James Carter: "No, not me you!"
Master: "Yes I'm Yu!"
James Carter: "Are you deaf?"
Master: "No Yu is blind!"
James Carter: "I'm not blind, you blind."
Master: "That is what I just said."
James Carter: "You just said what?"
Master: "I did not say what, I said Yu."
James Carter: "That's what I'm asking you!"
Master: "And Yu is answering."
James Carter: "Shutup! You (addressing a dojo student)."
Master: "Yes?"
James Carter: "Not You, Him! What's Your name?"
Student: "Mi."
James Carter: "Yes You!"
Student: "I'm Mi."
Master: "He's Mi and I'm Yu."
James Carter: "And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me, everybody's ass!"

George Lopez 'Why You Crying' Stand Up Comedy -

Little Kid: "Grandpa told me to tell you he wants an ice chest and beef."
Aunt: "What?! What's wrong with you?"
Uncle: "Ay, vieja, I have a pain in my chest...and I can't breathe."
George: "So when you need them all the shit that you've done comes out."
Aunt: "Oh, so you got a pain in your chest. And you can't breath. So I'm not stupid no more. I can't hear you. I-I can't hear you, say no."
Uncle: "NO!"
Aunt: "Shut up. Don't yell at me I'm right here...Now you got a pain in your chest, and you can't breathe...and now I'm beautiful."

Just some random quotes that are freaking hilarious.