Name: Rebecca

Age: 16

Fave movies: the newsies, LOTR, POTC, narnia and Remember the Titans, Of Mice and Men

FAVE BOOKS: lotr, twilight, harry potter, narnia, bloody jack, Sister to the Wolf,

Some fanfic things I hate: Lesbian stories, Incest, People who are out to hurt other younger, newer authors.

Some things I hate: People who wear their pj's in public, annoying people, bullys, guys(no, I'm not gay, I just hate how most guys act. No offense or anything to all male Fanfiction authors! When I say I hate guys it mainly means the whole dating thing...) beans, long car drives, stupid movies, President Obama (I'm not raciest (sp?)either I just can't stand the man.), annoying people, stupid people...ok, let's just say I'm Anti-social. I'm not a 'people' person. People annoy me. Ecept when they are on the internet! Then I don't mind them! =) Fireworks...fire in general.

Things I like: Movies, books, chatting with friends online, trucks, writing, horses, the name David...don't know why. It's just one of my faves!, tearjerker movies and books, maps...I have an addiction to maps...and globes. The TV shows Jericho, Extreme Makeover, Home Edition, Kyle XY, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, MASH, Happy Days.

Some morbid fears I have: Heights, that's my worst fear! Ugh! Small dark places, amusment park rides, spiders, being under water, dolls...like the ones that open their eyes and say 'Mama'...yeah, they freak me out! Yeah, I'm pretty parenoid...=)

Some movie/books couples I like: Tumnus/Lucy, Beauty/Belle, Kate/Smike (Nicholes Nickleby) Crowfeather/Leafpool, Farid/Meggie, Dustfinger/Roxanne

Couples I don't like: Susan/Caspian...NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!! Arrrrggggg! They make me sooo mad! All that flirting in the movie...gag! Hmmmm, and two Newsies together, yeah, I don't really go for the whole gay thing...once again. Amy/Ben...I hate Amy. She is so whiny and...shakes head...yeah.

Here is something that will tell you a little more about me!

6 Favorite Music Artists:
1. Switchfoot
2. Taylor Swift
3. John Lenon
4. Tim McGraw
5. Skillet
6. Rascal Flatts

Favorite songs By these 6 Music Artists:
1. Dare you to move
2. Picture to Burn
3. Beautiful boy
4. My little girl
5. Whispers in the dark

's not supposed to go like that

6 Favorite Movies:
1. Lord of the Rings
2. The NoteBook
3.Titanic
4. Pirates of the Carebean
5. Both Narnias
6. The Newsies

6 Favorite Authors:
1. Anne Rinaldi
2. L. A. Meyer
3. Stephanie Meyer
4. J. R. R. Tolkein
5. Cornelia Funke
6. C. S. Lewis

Favorite Books by these 6 Favorite Authors:
1.Break With Charity
2. Curse of the Blue Tattoo
3. Twilight
4. Two Towers
5. Inkspell
6. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

6 Favorite TV Shows:
1. MASH
2. Jericho
3. Beverely Hills 90210
4. Fear Factor
5. Hell's Kitchen
6.Seventh Heaven

Well, that's it! Use it if you want to!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." - - - The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" - - - The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1.glue: a mess

: great!

3. CD: Mine!

4.bed: wonderful

5.lamp: bright

: ! have one!

7.washer: bla

: moving

9.barn: heaven!

10.close: my friends

11.pencil: hate 'em

12.iron: will be hot after heating

Why?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

The stats on insanity say that one out of every four people have mental issues...look at your three best friends. If they are ok, then it's you.

Why do people press the buttons on the remote control harder when they know the batteries are dieing?

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. It's mainly a hate relatoinship!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever cut and pasted cut and paste this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you think energy drinks are bad for you because they make you spazz out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know:

The junk mail Americans receive in one day could be used to heat 250,000 homes?

Americans produce enough Styrofoam cups each year to circle the earth 364 times?

40 percent of the pure water in your home is flushed down the toilet?

There's no limit to how many times you can recycle an aluminum can?

Only about 25 percent of plastic bottles are recycled?

Please recycle!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But when else do I have time??)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(I thought we were supposed to stick it in our ears!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Oh nice! Open the bag, pull out the details and then put the now open bag back on the shelf!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How are you supposed to use soap again?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(You know, I always wanted to break a tootj that way!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(A bit too late now!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Well, can I touch it and make sure you're telling the truth?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(No, if I wanted the clothes to stay on my body, I would use Super Glue.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Something must of gotten lost in the translation!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Where are the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Really? So that's what they are for. I always thought you were supposed to throw them at people..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Well I didn't know that! Would have saved me a lot of pain!)

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pens!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Yep! My bestie!!)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. (I talk in an Australian accent like, every day even though I'm American!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is weirdo cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line