Random Nonsense Unlimited
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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1815159, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 5 stories for Degrassi, and Twilight.

I was born in the summer of 1984. At the age of five I fell fully in love with the written word thanks to a man named Robert Heinlein. I became addicted to books. My mother would read to my brothers and I every night. When I learned to read on my own I devoured everything I could get my hands on. Soon I came to the end of my precious collection of Heinlein works and was struck by grief when I learned that he had passed away a year before I knew he existed. Still though his characters became my guides and it set the stage for the life that was to come. As I grew I realized that I had the power to create characters as well and I began writing.

Unfortunately I have had a streak of bad luck where my writing is concerned and other than a few poems here and there I have yet to complete and publish anything. I had started to give up. That's what led my best friend to talk me into the world of fanfiction and RP. I have always been one to ask, "What's next?" and finally I realized that I could answer it as well. Thus one very late night last summer Random Nonsense Unlimited was born and I began to write again.

My name is Shannon Marie Bond. I answer to either my first or middle name. I am a mother, which makes up 90 of my world. I began writing RP on Champagne Wishes and Cocktail Dreams (If you haven't checked it out I highly recommend it, it's a community on ) I learned a new way to write and it seems to have abated my writer's block. My first actual Fan Fic is on here, Mending Fences, a Degrassi, the Next Generation based story. At that point I had found a new addiction, actually two. I finally had read the whole Twilight series and along with my discovery of this, the fanfiction world, I was hooked.

I have not given up on my original work, in fact I write more now then ever and have started not one but two new books. One a coming of age type story and the other a romance. I hope to have at least one finished within the next year or so. In the mean time I write in other peoples worlds when I find myself at a loss in those that I create. The stories that I like I post on here. I hope that you will read one and like it, I also hope that you will leave a review. I like all feedback, even if it's negative. Constructive criticism can actually be better for a writer than one could imagine.

I hope that you have enjoyed this little peak into my world. I have enjoyed showing it to you. Check out my favorites list to find out which stories I have enjoyed greatly. Please read and review always.

Update Fall 2011: The first of my completed works has been published on Kindle and Nook! It's a romantic comedy about what happens when the dreamy actor meets the down to earth girl, i.e. every girl's fantasy ;) it can be found by searching Off the Red Carpet on Amazon and Barnes and Nobles websites. If you do decide to read it I would appreciate if you review, just like my work on here I thrive on feedback.

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Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties by IdShipThis reviews
He walked away from his true love for his career. Now, five years later, one phone call changes Edward Cullen's life in a way he never expected. AU/AH. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,833 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20555 - Favs: 14,140 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Treading Water by larin20 reviews
Edward Masen is a broken man and wants nothing to do with Bella after she left him for college. Five years later Charlie is sick and dying. He enlists Edwards help to bring Bella home after graduation. Road Trip! ExB, OOC but Cannon later A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,656 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Deliver Me From Evil by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is hiding with her son in Forks where she meets Edward. Edward feels an unexplainable pull to her and her son while fighting the desire to drink her blood. And what happens when her ex comes to Forks seeking revenge for leaving him? AU, vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,143 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Disciplined Breakdown by ahealthyaddiction reviews
Bella Swan is smart and capable, beautiful and determined: the picture of success. The truth? It's only her mask that's flawless, and she's desperate to stay hidden. He threatens her resolve; he might help save her. Can she let him? AU, all human, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,951 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6278 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easy as Breathing by Zapenbits reviews
As the Volturi attacks, Renesmee Cullen has to face her past and choose between standing up for herself … or letting her fear stand in the way of destiny. In order to save them, … him — she has to leave. But can she do it? Renesemee/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 178,383 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Second Chance at Love by Friday's Dusk reviews
Edward's wife left him to raise their child alone. He's still alone three years later. Can he ever find someone who will accept him with a child. And if he does, what happens when his ex comes back wanting to be part of her daughter's life again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
In My Life by JanesSmile reviews
A tragic accident forever alters their lives. The six are changed, emotionally and physically. Bella returns, four years later, to pick up the pieces of whats left of Edward. Will he be there to pick up the pieces of whats left of her? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Beginning by Darcys Lady reviews
When Edward met Bella he was the last of the four Cullen men to find their perfect match. The untold story of how their beloved patriarch found his one true love - the story of Carlisle and Esme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Spaghetti by SnappleApple450 reviews
A new version of Twilight if things played a little differently. Does spaghetti start a whole new course for Bella? One slip of Bella's clumsiness and the Cullen's get involved. Find out what happens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hollywood's Not America by BrokenAngel5683 reviews
What if a wolf's imprint was convinced she was meant for something more....something that didn't involve small town life or true love. Embry/OC. Loosely inspired by the song Hollywood is Not America.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Embry
Brand New by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward never came back and it's been haunting Bella ever since. She's excited to start fresh in Seattle, but when an unexpected visitor comes back to her life how will she react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,095 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Horizon by angelofmusic623 reviews
This story marks Renesmee's transformation to adulthood and becoming a vampire. It also follows her relationship with Jacob during this time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Never Forgotton by AimeexLauren reviews
When Edward Left Someone Came After Bella, Causing Her To Become Somthing She Never Wanted To Be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Again reviews
What if Jacob was a little more patient and Bella didn't have tunnel vision. A slightly more mature Jacob makes for a slightly AU one shot. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Blessed ReUnion reviews
It's 7 years in the future and Emma 25 and Jimmy 26 are getting married. It'll start a week before the wedding as the guests begin to arrive. There will be some drama, some catching up, and bachelor and bachelorette parties pre-wedding.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Emma N., Jimmy B.
Breath of Freedom reviews
Jasper left Maria with no plan of where he was going or what he was going to do. Alice woke with no memories and no idea who she was. When they found each other they found the freedom they were looking for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Outcast reviews
Emmett is all for Bella joining the Cullen clan in every way, but why? His past is something he would rather forget until a fight with Rosalie brings it to the surface. I own no part of Twilight. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Mending Fences reviews
After Jay and Manny broke up the show just lost track of Jay. This is my version of what happened next. I do not have any claims to any part of Degrassi. I just had an idea and ran with it.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jay H. - Complete