You know that kiddie pool full of baby oil aboard the Normandy? Let's put Ashley and Miranda in it and have them wrestle each other. Why? Why not?

As snow falls in Kirkwall, our intrepid adventurers go forward like a breath exhaled from the earth. With vigor in their hearts and one goal in sight: Total annihilation.

A young noble. Family murdered. The scion of a ruling family, betrayed by her brother. A casteless thug. An inner-city hoodlum. A filthy woodsman living on the fringes of society. A mage. Can these people share a camp without driving each other crazy? No.

Veronica has a problem: she can't ever seem to get warm. Thankfully, her new traveling companion doubles as a human space heater.

Ten days. Crammed into the hold of a ship. With your sister. Who happens to be an aggressive snuggler. Maker's Breath, this can only end one way: in tears.

Former Mojave Express Courier Dexter Rollins attempts to explain basic mathematics to several citizens of the Mojave Wasteland. It goes about how you'd expect. That is to say, poorly.

Dresses with ruffles. Frilly silk tresses. Jewel-encrusted tiaras. And the dynamic duo of Alistair and the Lady Amell dodging drunken, foppish Ferelden nobles. The perils of high society chronicled here for your perusal.

It's the grandest -gallopingest?- gala the Strip has ever seen. Someone's gotta sew all those beautiful, beautiful dresses. Veronica! Break out the needle and thread, woman!

The ultimate in equestrian robotics. Unleashed now upon the Capital Wasteland. Best start praying.

Alcohol. Artillery. Random immolation. Fun for the whole family!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Rated "T" for "mind-numbing TERROR."

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