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About me:

Hi I'm Solbie Uchiha formerly known as (Sasuhina fanatic X3) and I love Fan-Fiction ...

I'M = F U N , E A S Y G O I N G , L O V E A B L E , K I N D & F U N N Y . . . i like to make new friends so if you don't know who I am, feel free to PM me I'll comment back . . . : D . . . I F you don't lyk M E then why are you on my page? . . . they say your F A N S are your H A T E R S because they will always follow you and watch you J U S T to find something to hate about you . . . :D . . . and to me T H A T S pure F A N D E D I C A T I O N ...

Favorite Pairing:

Sasuhina

BulmaxVegeta

My Anime Crush:

Sasuke

Gaara

Itachi

Madara

Kakashi

Vegeta

Things I can't live with out!:

- Phone

- Laptop

- Facebook

- FOOOODDD!!! (Of course!)

- FAN-FICTION!!! (dduuhhh!!)

Quotes/Sayings:

Favorite saying:

"OI! you wanna die? HUH!"

"OH YEAHHHH!!!"

"You won't get it, it's an Asian thing"

"Hey Angel you duh sexcy!"(in Asian accent)

"DAAAYYYYUUUMMM ... HOW YYOOOUU DOOIINNGGG!! ;)"

"ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... no"

"wwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhh???"

"LOL"

"JOKES! _'

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Favorite Quote:

..T H O S E d a y s...

R E M E M B A A when gettin high meant swinging at thaa playground . When protection meant wearing a helmet . When thaa worse thing yu could get from boyss were cootiees . & thaa worse thing yu culd get from girlss was a cold . When yur worst enemiess were yur siblingss . When race issues were about hu ran thaa fastest . When thaa only drug yu knew wass cough medicine . When thaa only thing tht wuld hurt yu were skinnd knees . When thaa only thing tht culd be broken were yur toyss . & goodbyess only meant until tomorow, Life wass so simple & carefree . But waat i remembaa most wass wnting to grow up . & now ... I wuld givv anything to be a kid A G E N !

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Favorite Life Quotes:

Life isn't simple. But the beauty of it is, you can always start over. It'll get easier.

You're alive. Do something directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act.

“He who does not try is he who will always fail at every aspect in life.”

“Don't settle for the one who you can live with. Wait for the one you can't live without.”

“Believe what you think is right, not what other people think is right.”

“Why wait? Life is not a dress rehearsal. Quit practicing what you are going to do and just do it. In one bold stroke you can transform the world.”

“You only get one chance at life. Live it, cherish it, Take advantage of it. But never ever take your loved ones for granted. You never know when the people that love you the most will be taken away from you in a heart beat.”

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Laugh as long as you breath and love as long as you live"

“What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal!!”

“Why try so hard to fit in when you were made to stand out?”

“When life throws you lemons, pick 'em up and throw 'em back"

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Favorite Movie Quotes:

Skadoosh! (OH YEAH!! xD I love saying that hehe) Kung Fu Panda 1

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Dumb & Dumber

Elizabeth Swann:There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!
Wedding Crashers

Sid (Jeffrey Tambor): “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.”

Hang over 1

Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil) (Alan walks forward)
Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus

Hang over 1

Stupid is as stupid does.
- Forrest Gump

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- Shrek 2

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- The Godfather

"This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, 'Who would slow roast a dog's asshole and feed it to me?' You would." -- Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) to his sorely unappreciated wife Sheila (Eva Mendes) in "The Other Guys"

Po: My fist hungers for justice!
[his stomach growls loudly]
Po: That was my...fist.

Kung Fu Panda 2

Jokes:

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Edward: I've been here watching you every night

Bella: Oh Edward, your so romantic

MORAL OF STORY: STALKERS, they are NOT romantic, they are CREEPY, CALL the cops

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5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMAN
1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.
2. NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED.
3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.
4. WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU
5. THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

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Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if rebecca black wins any awards, kanye, you know what to do

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Hey Google!, Why don't you let me finish typing before you start guessing after one letter, a little cocky are we?

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How do you know?:

50 ways to know if Your Asian

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
12. You boil water before drinking.
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
16. You have a rice cooker.
17. You're a wok user.
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
22. You iron your own shirts.
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics.
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
29. You hate to waste food:
a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents.
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends.
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
44. You never call your parents just to say hi.
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.

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You kn ow when your F.O.B when:

- Spell-Check highlights and underlines your name!

- you think anything can be fixed by bashing it with something

- Someone stacks it in public and u hear a loud "AHAAAAA! SHAME! AOW DID YOU FALAZ SEE DAT?!"

- wen gurls wear a tshirt to swim in at the pools...

- you wear Chucks with black socks or jandals when you have no Chucks!

- When you say close the lights instead of turn off.

- You only use your dish washer for big feeds.

- you realise that the guy you like is related to you

- You get asked, "How are you?" and you answer, "I'm 20 years old."

- Your Mother says that at 25, you're too young to have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

- There is an accident and you are the only one laughing.

- Asked for the time, you say, "Sree Firty" instead of "Three Thirty."

- Your Mother has a better throwing arm than your Father.

- You find half a loaf of hard Samoan bread on the couch.

- You ask for a dust-pan and you get handed a magazine or a newspaper.

- You run into Grandma at the Shopping Centre wearing one white and one red sock ... with jandals.

- Being whacked with a leather belt is considered discipline not child abuse.

- At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a box that used to hold a 24-pack of soft drink.

- You see someone chasing a kid around the house with a shoe or the broom

- You run into a mountain of shoes blocking the front door.

- You find a life-time supply of Migorin in the kitchen cupboards.

- You get a severe beating with a rubber jandal but had to go fetch it first.

- You're the only ones swimming at the public pools with t-shirts on.

- Your first and last names are the same.

- You have a perpetually drunk Uncle who starts fights at family weddings and anybody elses.

- You've been given a hiding by your Father that's lasted more than half and hour.

- You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people.

- You make that funny kissing sound with your lips when you're trying to get someones attention.

- Every Family member you meet has a son named Junior.

- You're getting a hiding and your parents ask, "Why you cry for?"

- You've had your hair pulled by your Mother in front of schoolmates at the Supermarket.

- You think you're a "pro" at volleyball.

- You have an Uncle who STILL dresses up like and thinks he is Elvis.

- You almost drown at the beach and when the lifeguards return you to your parents, they kindly thank them, then wait till they've left before they both take turns at beating the living shit out of you.

- You're at your Aunties and see your 2 year old cousin doing household chores

- Your Aunty visits and shes talking to you at the same time as looking in your pots for food...

- You have gone to Aunties house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room.

- You need a nap after every meal.

- One of your aunties weighs over 300 pounds.

- Your cousins are juvenile delinquents.

- You can speak with your face, eg. Twitch like a rabbit to ask "What do you want?"

- All cereal is called "Gorn flakes".

- The oldest Brother uses the garage for his bedroom.

- Your 2 month old baby weighs over 20 lbs.

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10 ways you can tell if your cat is trying to kill you:

1. He/she will try to block you from walking which causes you to trip over your cat and break your neck.

2. Your cat wants to absorb every last bit of warmth from you because winter is apparently all your fault

3. Your cat will give you Hives.

4. Your cat will attempt in smothering you

5. Obviously when your cat is licking you ... IT WANTS TO EAT YOUUUU!!!

6. When they leave dead mice at your door, not as a gift BUT as a warning!!

7. When your cat 'Mistakens' your leg as a stratching post and digs its claws into your legs

8. When the cat rubs up against you, she/he isn't doing it because they love you BUT to mark its food

9. When the cat just stares at you, plotting to attack your weakess spot on your body

10. If you have to ask, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

F A V O R I T E K - P O P G R O U P S!:

SHINee

SNSD

TVXQ

Wondergirls

Davichi

Kara

2NE1

Teen Top

Tara

4Minute

Miss A