I have just started another fic, but I don't know when the other ones will be finished! Read my new crossover fic!!

"My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents, strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents" - Russell Brand.

HI!

Now, no one be alarmed, the pen name is NOT literal. I'm not calling for some sort of shoplifter summit - like as in a giant meeting where thiefs like, compare swag-bags or something. It's just the title of a song by the Smiths (a band guys, come on, keep up) who are cool. Actually, I wanted 'Girlfriend in a coma' but, can you believe it, it was taken, so i had to settle for this. Actually, I also toyed with some others, like 'No self-control' by Peter Gabriel (seemed appropriate), but nah, this is OK.

OK, sorry. I'm sure you probably didn't want to know that, but since you're reading (and enjoying!?) it, maybe I'm on to something :P.

Righto, so what you need to do is read the stuff I've got (start off with half a chapter if you really can't bear it), and review!! I'm nervous about this because I'm new to it, and no one has ever read my writing before so I need you! Also, I've read some other strories and they're really good, so hopefully I live up to the rest of you guys. And if you like my writing (even if the stories bore you to tears), request stuff for me to write and I might have a go!

Oh dear...this was meant to be like a two liner. Yeah well I'm not good at writing short things. OK, enjoy. xx.

If any of you like reading original fics rather than fanfics, have a look at my stories on fictionpress.com! My name is still ShopliftersOFTheWorldUnite if you're looking for me!!

http://www.fictionpress.info/~shopliftersoftheworldunite

ALSO: I would really love to read some good (I don't mind a bit of fluff) Harry Potter/Twilight crossovers with the same couples from the books...I find it weird when they're switched around!! If you have any suggestions please PM me or leave it in a review, thanks!