Hi, I’m Arthur! You may know me from my former Penname: Kaizoku No Anzu

I came to to post my fanfictions that I think are decent enough to read, because I don’t need to plague my deviantART watchers with my writing. Nope, nope, nope. I’m just gonna plague them with my art, which can be found here:

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Also, my Youtube is the same as my previous penname, minus the spaces.

http://www.youtube.com/KaizokuNoAnzu

And I am now on . Don't judge me because of that! T_T

http:///member/xthe-strange-onex

I love to draw, read, write, and watch anime. I like live-action TV too, as long as it’s either a funny comedy, or an intelligent program. Or both, like The Big Bang Theory.

Most of my fanfiction will be One Piece or Naruto, and most of THOSE will be ZoSan (Zoro x Sanji) fiction. I apologize, I really am just another YAOI fangirl. 8D

Also, I have recently become obsessed with Hetalia, so expect some creepy country pairing too. Look forward to Gertalia, Spamano, SuFin, FrUK, USUK, Franada, RussiaLatvia, some others, and I will probably accept any requests. Probably.

I also like to write NaruHina, LeeSaku, ShikaTema, ZoRo (Zoro x Robin), LuNa (Luffy x Nami), LuSopp (Luffy x Usopp Gosh, is this ever harder for One Piece names), KakaGai -hides from Kakashi fangirls-, occasionally ZoLu (Come on, that ones simple. XD), and I think that ZoSopp is cute.

I will write lemons, but only on a few of the above pairings. Any other pairings has to be a request, and I have to at least tolerate the pairing. An example of such is this pairing: GaiLee. I will NOT write a Lemon of them. I flat out refuse. I will write fluff, but that’s as far as I go. Another, ZoNa. I can’t possibly put those two in a lemon, I really don't like that pairing at all. XD

I WILL write fluff for any pairing, even -sigh- ZoNa (If that's possible...).

I’m not the best writer out there, but I’m just practising for when I choose to write an original story.

That is why I created Daidaiirokawa Anzu. She started out as a Tokyo Mew Mew OC, because I was really into it and wanted to create a Mew. I never really extended Mew Anzu into fanfictions, but she helped me create Naruto Anzu and One Piece Anzu. Naruto Anzu came first, and I will refer to each separate Anzu with Letters. N-Anzu, OP-Anzu, and ANY-OTHER-ACRONYM-Anzu. Yes, I do have characters other than Anzu, but she’s just my favorite. Another recurring character of mine is Hanako. She appears in One Piece as a CP9 member, and in Bleach as a minor OC.

I try not to write Mary Sues, though I admit that N-Anzu is a bit Mary Sue-ish. OP-Anzu is by far my favorite, and it would kinda suck if she turned out to be a Mary Sue. T_T

If something I write has a mistake, or plotholes, or doesn't correspond with the plot (Unless intentional, I'll tell you if it is), PLEASE TELL ME. I hate confusing people.

I'm open to requests (as if people want me to write stuff. XD), but as I'm going through slight writer's block and I also have original ideas.

I am currently in the process of writing a One Piece Fanfiction introducing my character Anzu. She pairs with Zoro, but he doesn't know that yet. ;D - ON HIATUS. Like anyone cares anyway.

RANDOM PAIRING QUESTIONNAIRE~!!

1. Russia

2. Latvia

3. Germany

4. America

5. Greece

6. France

7. Romano

8. N. Italy

9. Prussia

10. Japan

11. Spain

12. England

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Greece/Japan
Adorable! Of course I have, I should write some!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Germany
YES! He's so hot, he makes me want to learn German just so I seduce him in his native tongue. 8D

3) What would happen if one got four pregnant?
Alaska. ;D

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Prussia... I remember this awesome one about Prussian Blue, and then Prussia being all in everyone's face about it. And then Italy prancing in, then Prussia bragging, then being totally crushed when he hears about "Venetian Red". Then, this REALLY, REALLY heartbreaking one where Prussia is losing his memories and... and... bursts into tears

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Romano/Latvia? ... No. XD It's total crack, and I think Romano would make Latvia wanna cry even more than Russia, and then Romano would feel really bad about it, and then it just wouldn't work well at all.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Oh my god, 4/9! Prussia would REALLY love to humiliate and molest America, I know it! (Quote from You And I Will Fall In Love: “Mein Gott look at him! What a slut! West why didn't you tell me you were filming a porno? Let me guess, it's going to involve bondage?”, when Prussia and Germany catch Russia molesting America on Germany's couch! XD)

Although 4/8 is pretty sweet, I was reading a really cute Veneziano/America fic that involved them getting over Germany and England, respectively. It was totally cute. And also, foooooooooooooooooooood. 8D

So for my own selfish reasons, 4/9, but America would be happier with 4/8.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Oops, I was hoping this would turn out to be more original. I'm almost tempted to go back and change it to make this so non-obvious.
Well, Romano finding out about Germany and Italy in a secret relationship... Romano would try to break them up, and then realise that Veneziano is miserable without Germany, and then end up getting them back together and giving them his blessing.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Uhmm... America throws a house party and invites all the nations, and France notices how adorable Latvia is, and decides to get him drunk on fancy French wine and... You know what? I fail. Go frickin' read that France/Latvia fic about France "like, totally raping Latvia behind this very door!", I don't remember the title or the author. But there are only two France/Latvia fics that I know of, so finding it shouldn't be that hard.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
America x Japan? Yeah, I would think so. It's actually pretty popular.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Sunflowers in the Meditteranean Sun. ROFL I fail so much!

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
I dunno, but it would probably have something to do with Germany and Spain having romantic trouble with the Italies and somehow ending up together instead... I fail at life. XD

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Not that I know of, but I think Claire might possibly pair Prussia with Old Fritz (is totally kidding)

13. If you wrote a song-fic about number nine, what song would you choose?
I'll come back to this one when I find a song that is awesome enough to be even compared to Prussia.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Shotacon drunk rape! Jebus, I've never even THOUGHT of Latvia/Germany/France. I'm terrified of what I might dream now...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
I hear olives taste good with pasta, ve~...

16. Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for ten/eight.
I'll write a plot for now, and the fic later.

Veneziano remembered the time he first hugged Japan. "W-w-w-w-w-what are you doing!? That was my first

time you know! You must take responsibility! You must marry me now!"
But he never thought the quiet man would actually want to go through with it.

ROFL I have no idea what I'm thinking right now...

17) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Romano walking in on England/Latvia?
"OH GOD! OH FUCKING HELL MY EYES! EYEBROWS YOU FUCKING PERV WEIRDO! AUGH!!"

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
America deflower Russia?
ROFL omg I totally don't think that could possibly ever happen! XDD They'd both have to be REALLY drunk, and it'd have to be before Russia had the Baltic States under possession, because I have this theory that Vanya's a pimp and the Baltics are his bitches... is slapped

19) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
lol Claire and I like Spamano. :)

20) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Germany x a female character? I don't know... Any of you guys read Germany x Belgium? Anything else would be really weird...

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?
Not that I know of... Claire, do you draw Thpain?

22) Would you write two/four/five?
Latvia/America/Greece? Holy shit... No. burning blush o' doom
I don't like pairing my little Latvia with anyone that I don't see fit. (Which means that Russia has to be involved. ;D)

23) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uh... I... Most certainly do not know any dirty phrases in Japanese!
Anna: Lies.
0////0

24) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Uhm... Two weeks ago, I think.

25) What is six's super-secret kink?
For France-Niichan, none of his kinks are any secret at all. Unless he's turned on by fluff, which would surprise me...
Arthur: That frog-wanker is turned on by anything.
Alfred: What grounds do you have to say so?
Arthur: 0///0 STFUFO!!
France: ;3 Oh hon hon~!

26) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
Most definitely drunk if it were to even happen at all. XD

27) If three and seven get together, who tops?
Germany always tops. No matter how much Romano whines. "GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU FUCKING POTATO BAST~ AAAH! CHIGIIII~!"

28) "Russia and America are in a happy relationship until America suddenly runs off with Prussia. Russia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spain, and a brief unhappy affair with England, then follows the wise advice of Greece and finds true love with Latvia." What title would you give this fic?

What. The. Fuck.
Uhm... You Belong With Me. Because RussiaLatvia is Second Candidate for my OTP.
Although why the hell any of these pairings except for RussiaAmerica and RussiaLatvia would ever happen is beyond my comprehension. XD Well, actually, PrussiaAmerica is more likely than RussiaAmerica. XD

I'm actually quite tempted to write this now...

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Oh dear sweet God, what is this? OHHSC? N.Italy and S.Italy? It's fine in Fanfiction, but it'd be weird in Canon because Gertalia is my OTP.

Fanfic lineup:

Germancest Multichapter- In progress. Unlikely to finish.

Spamano Multichapter- Planning stage. I'll probably start fleshing this out when I get my new laptop in August.